blacktrillium

An elephant approaches an anthill. All the ants hide in the anthill. Ant A: hey, why are you sticking your leg out of the hole? Ant B: i wanna trip up the elephant.

1st scene: Daddy and Mommy are fighting in the living room,right in front of their little son. Daddy : Oh!!! You Bitch! Mommy : What?? You Bastard! Son : Daddy, Mommy, what's Bitch and Bastard?? At this moment, Daddy blushes. He quickly thinks up of something. Daddy : It means Ladies and Gentlemen son. Son: Oh I see! 2nd Scene... Little Son was watching a TV show about premarital sex and there they mentioned the words 'breasts' and 'penises'. Mommy was reading the papers. Son : Mommy, what's breasts and penises? At this moment, mommy turned blue, and quickly thought of something to say. Mom: It means coats and hats, son. Son : Oh I see! 3rd Scene... Daddy was shaving his beard and son passed by the toilet. Suddenly daddy cut himself and scream... Daddy : Oh SHIT!! Son : Daddy, what's shit? At this moment, Daddy eyes bulged, and quickly thought of something to say.. Daddy : It means shaving cream, son. Son : Oh I see!! 4th Scene.. Christmas is approaching, and mommy was stuffing the turkey into the stove. The turkey just wouldn't fit into the stove, so she said... Mommy : Oh! Fuck! Son : Mommy, what's fuck? At this moment, Mommy froze. She quickly thought of something to say. Mommy : It means stuffing, son Son : Oh I see!! 5th Scene... It's Chrismas Eve! Little son exuberantly opened the door to let all that is uncles, aunties, cousins and friends come into the house. Proudly he said... "Welcome in, Bastards and Bitches! Please put all your breasts and penises at that corner of the house ! My parent are busy at the moment. You see Daddy is putting shit on his face upstairs and mummy is fucking the turkey in the kitchen. Don't worry they will come out in a minute!!

my room has like glow in the dark stars all over the ceiling. and everytime i turn off the lights, me and my sis go "look at the stars... Look how they shine for you... And everything you do..." nothing that funny, but still with a huge "awwwww....." factor.

with chelsea due to lose 3 pts, i'd say that man u could just win it. but having said that, could anyone explain why chelsea are gonna lose 3 pts? i haven't really been following footie news and i'm quite in the dark.

15 - Square One 6 - What If 10 - White Shadows 10 - Fix You 10 - Talk 10 - X & Y 11 - Speed of Sound 14 - A Message 10 - Low 5 - The Hardest Part 10 - Swallowed in the Sea 11 - Twisted Logic 8 - Till Kingdom Come + twisted logic (that's like such a love ly song) - talk (totally hate this version. the leaked one is so much better. to me, anyway)

haha... dun think i've even had mussel before. just know it's a shellfish :lol: the person has lots of time to kill right now

sports anytime. basketball or soccer

1. Canada 2. Great Britain 3. Italy 4. Belgium! 5. Australia 6. Ireland 7. New Zealand 8. China (they got some real nice sceneries there)

nope. just 4 next poster has been out of his/her country before.

carnations coffee or tea?

yeah yeah yeahs

o - oasis

i love the game. the graphics and stuff are all so nice. but i totally suck at it. everytime i start fighting, i just get totally lost and i can't find my cursor or my units coz there's so many things happening at once and everything is all crammed together. guess i didn't put in enough time to get the hang of it.

same here, the problem is though that it made me cry all the time ... when the mother dies ... stupid hunters goddamned!!!! :angry: haha Nic u were the first guy to answer this question.. :) go Nic! :D And I have to agree with u. It's sad when Bambi's mother dies.. I didn't cry though hehe.. for someone who digs cartoons and comics (a lot) it's rather sad to say that i've never watched bambi before :cry: but guess i'm saved the heartache of watching bambi's mum die.

I'd have to say that my fave is sleeping beauty. coz it's so dark and it's quite different from most (if not all) of their other cartoons. i used to be scared shitless while watching it as a kid :lol: :lol: :lol: emperor's new groove is very good too. my sis (who generally doesn't even watch cartoons) actually managed to like it. so i'd have to say it's my no 2 fave. :D

yeah, i know. i checked it out on http://www.tv.com and i'm really really lost reading everything. i don't think they're gonna show sg1 over here anymore coz they stopped it like 5 years ago (or was it 6? :o ) and there has been no news since. they stopped it after the things that eat up everything and replicate themselves. the things that nearly destroyed the (i think it was) tollans. can't really be sure coz it was such a long time ago.

it's banned over here coz of the homosexuality stuff. the government can be pretty stupid over stuff like this. so won't be watching it even though i'd really love to watch it. coz i hear that it's real good and all. *sigh*

s - sugababes

moby

s - starsailor

yeah, sg1 is pretty darn good. but they only showed up to season 5 (i think) over here. and now they're showing the atlantis series. it seems pretty dull, especially when u compare it to the sg1 series. but i'd really love to watch the movie again. i watched it when i was like 8, and i really loved it. too bad i dunno where to get it from. :cry: it's one of my fave movies.

myself. does that count? the last person who threw a fit / tantrum at you.

hmm... nothing much to do. maybe diving? we do have some good diving spots (except that i can't dive :P )

v - venezuela

12 things which you afraid of: 1.To be buried alive 2.Listen to simple plan 3. spiders 4.Get old and die alone 5.To lose anyone of my family 6. the future 7.To trump one of my friends 8. to be unloved :cry: