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Jack

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Everything posted by Jack

  1. i might campaign for nathan to be most sexy user.... would anyone vote for me?
  2. the MS paint job for brown skin is classy, though.
  3. that's a yes, everyone.
  4. yeah but still, i'd rather look at your face than jonnys. i r not gay.
  5. you go "there", aleja?
  6. hold on, you were going on about woman beating and now you're glorifying racism? which side of the fence are you on?!!?
  7. you need some new jeans, mate.:P
  8. well that's the impression i got. i don't think i'm wrong, though. if people were enjoying a joke about papercuts and i came about saying hey i got a papercut once and my whole arm fell off, then i'd be deflecting the attention of people from the joke to my situation. i'm not saying that people don't have valid reasons for not finding these jokes funny, i just think it's pretty pointless to say things for the sake of disagreeing, when it'll potentially spoil the joke for other people.
  9. ale, i'm not a fan of the change of avatar, i'll be honest.
  10. Yeah. "There" is pretty much off limits for me too.
  11. there's a difference between laughing at a joke (...the intention of a joke in the first place?) and saying something to try and get other people to not laugh at a joke. which has happened in this thread.
  12. if i win mark, boy will you be sorry.
  13. Then in all respect, why do you roll over whenever Ale says something?
  14. To be honest, wife beating is a very serious thing and if my mother had ever been beaten by anyone, I would read the comment, and whether I found it funny or not I would just leave it there and ignore it. It's like dead baby jokes. They're funny but if you know a dead baby it's a sensitive thing. But I mean, if that happened to me and I see a dead baby joke, I wouldn't make a post about how I couldn't put up with it. Because it just looks like you're making a big deal publically about something that shoule very much stay a big deal privately. I have things that when joked about I don't find funny, because of things that have happened in my family and my 19 years of living, but I don't say "HEY GUYS THAT JOKE'S NOT FUNNY FOR ANYONE CAUSE IT'S NOT FUNNY FOR ME." my 2p.
  15. i wanna rename him JBP so it stands for "jolly big penis" but he'd probably reply to this with "why yes i have one ho ho ho"
  16. i've got it narrowed down to: 1. you thought you could argue with someone who was clearly in the right, by making stupid comments about where they come from and then going offensive when 2 people you insulted (jokingly or not, you should know that insulting newcastle to a geordie is pretty insulting, unless your insult is aimed at the football club, for which it's mostly encouraged) bit back. 2. you're hoping to play yourself off as the victim, who's being picked on by nathan jack and to a lesser extent mark. hoping to win the heart and sympathy of the fair princess (ale) so you can ride off into the sunset together and talk about boobs and how pretty her eyes are when she's rolling them :rolleyes: at your latest attempt at humour. ...i'm not sure if i'm being serious in this post or not...
  17. i'm always serious. also, i'm always jack. as in not jake. :|
  18. like a little snake. hahahah. and ale, please, i hope you don't think i was talking to you like you are just entertaining. i was just saying what i thought about an element of your personality. you seem like a genuinely nice girl. you're just a masssssssive flirt and very confident about yourself. or you're jokingly arrogant? i don't know, perhaps you are joking about the whole thing and i never realised, but either way. it's too much for me.
  19. nah, ale, really. that's just me. on a serious note, i think you're too aware of how attractive you are. you're a pretty girl. but you assume that me talking about having big boobs and a pretty face is talking about you? i didn't mention your name or say it in your direction at all. and you were serious about it. but no, it's good to see a girl with a lot of confidence, but i think too much of it is not attractive. you shouldn't be offended or upset by my opinion when so many boys on this forum would move mountains for you and your flirting.
  20. you're not, you're not. trust me; your verrrrry forward flirting with at least 4 guys on this forum over the past few days has been one of the reasons i've posted so much. it's entertaining. i find it funny that you assume i was talking about you when i said pretty face and big boobs, though. i think arrogance is one of the least sexy qualities, personally.
  21. i have a feeling that if i had big breasts and a pretty face, JPB would be a lot quicker to listen to me.
  22. JPB is fast approaching that ignore list...
  23. i don't think he's attractive, from a guy's point of view. thom yorke, i mean.
  24. They don't. We asked her to be the bassist/singer in our band, Lemon Avenue, and she refused cause she wanted drums. :beadyeyes:
  25. Jack replied to freckles's topic in The Lounge
    someone buy me clothes.

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