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Good 'ol Chris...:D

Gawjus! :heart:

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Coldplay’s latest hit is an ode to the assets of Mariah Carey. Except you would have had to have been at the China Club on Thursday to hear its one-off performance. Chris Martin’s band was giving a private concert for winners of a contest sponsored by radio station WPLJ, when he was asked about the competition between Coldplay’s “X&Y” and Carey’s “The Emancipation of Mimi” for biggest-selling album of 2005. When WPLJ reporter Brad Blanks asked Martin how he felt about having Mariah on his tail, he replied: “She’s not, but one of her boobs is. They do most of her work. Last week I was chased down the street by an enormous boob. I think it was hers.” Martin even made up a song on the spot, sitting at his keyboard: “Man’s been traveling through space and man’s been to the moon and man’s spent most of his intelligence desiring Mariah Carey boobs.” As the crowd laughed, he continued: “Mariah Carey’s boobs are so nice, and she don’t mess around. If she had been aboard the Titanic, there’s no way that ship would have gone down.” Can’t wait for Mariah’s response track. :laugh4:

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C: “You know, everytime I travel to America by plane there is that questionnaire and I have to inscribe my job. I never know what I should write so I change it every time. Sometimes I write ‘musician’ and sometimes ‘husband of a very famous Hollywood-actress’. It depends on what purpose I’m traveling.” (laughs)

From this interview [thanks *sarah*] The only thing that annoys me is death.” What do you think death is? C: “Something interesting – because we might get answers then. There’s one answer I already know and that is what will happen after my death: There will be a “Best Of” album and a tribute concert in Hyde Park. I think, Sting will sing our biggest hits instead of me then (laughs).” I’m on a level where I could eat as much chocolate as I can. And you have to be careful, because suddenly you are a fat singer and I’d like to prevent that for the next records… Isn’t it weird that many things, such as biological food or saving the environment cause people to rail about it? C: Freaky, isn’t it? Yet we’re a terrible and jealous species. Counting me in as well: Great, but terrible. That is how human beings are. You know, this morning I saw the Queen at the airport in London. When I looked at her with a very curious view, I was like, man, the Queen is just a human being as well. She, too, has her mistakes, battles and her little delights. And she has to go to the toilet in the morning as well (laughs). Finally, one last question that really interests manhood: how does it feel, knowing out there are millions of women who adore you? () C: Do you believe that they exist? Straight after this interview, four women of different ages are going to call me, because they are dying to know what it was like talking to you… C: Well – and now that’s no bullshit: I think life is exciting and I’m a positive person. But there is something in my head, that I can describe best by using a quote from a Woody Allen movie: “If there is just one person out there who is unhappy, I am unhappy myself.” It’s quite the same with me: When I think about this interview later, I won’t think about the four women who adore me, but about the guys you mentioned who are pissed when they see me in the newspapers. There’s something inside of me that won’t let me accept that I’m a famous singer…

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Gawd - it's perfect! :D

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Did you make that....? :laugh4:

Thanks duder!

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take it off baby! :cool:

btw - Der Stadtneurotiker is actually the movie 'Annie Hall' with Diane Keaton.

You only like his coz he gets his kit off....:wink3:

ok... We can all fuck up the harmonies on 'Fix You' together then...:laugh4:

Oh shit. You've made me want to hear the themetune now...:laugh4:

I really miss that show. The Goodies was my staple diet as a child. Classic stuff. I met Bill Oddie last year. He really hasn't changed that much - just a little greyer...:laugh4:

Alex is aight! :laugh4: Sean Connery OMFG! That man is a legend. He's in his 70s and still fecking HAWT! :dead:

Or piano. We don't got a pianist yet...

Weird man... Clear your cache hun and try again.

Excellent! :thumbsup: Your mum RAWKS! :D

The vids are EXCELLENT! Thankies...:kiss: