Victoria

:shock: :-o :cry:

It doesn't do him justice 8)

You don't need one - you're not a man. :D

Every man should have his shed.

This is my fault - I started this :sad: Sorry. :sad:

Not badgers either, allegedly ...... :D

Simon, I just noticed how many posts you've made!!! lol !! How did you manage that when you've only been here a month longer than me? :D Chatterbox!! lol :lol:

Wowee - will we see it from the UK?

lol :o :lol: Si you look like an axe murderer!! lol

Oooh like this thread! Great idea Jo!! But no-one's gonna know lots of mine ... I live in obscurity ...... OK, not in any particular order: 1. Macarthur Park - Richard Harris 2. All Coldplay songs (except Green Eyes) - sorry, I really can't choose between them :D 3. All I Want - Reef 4. Laughing into 1939 - Al Stewart 5. Polonaise - Steve Tilston 6. Dancing Queen - Abba (OMG sorry! But it's irresistible to dance to!) 7. While My Guitar Gently Weeps - George Harrison/The Beatles (aww poor George) 8. Fly Pigeons! - Chorus of the All Union Radio (from USSR - played at my mother's funeral - soooo beautiful, I cry every time I hear it) 9. The Bear - John Mayall (the BEST blues band!) 10. Born To Be Wild - Steppenwolf - just don't ask!! :D 8)

Me TOO! I hated it - I still hate tanks of water, and I hate the water tank in the loft especially. I don't even much like swimming pools - they're sort of tanks :?

I know that :-D

:lol: - that must tricky up your ladder! I'm afraid of spiders - I don't run away from them anymore, but I would DIE if one got on me ...... And I'm afraid of throwing up - I haven't done that since I was 13 :D

Excellent, I fancy a good goss! :D I'll look out for you ;)

Hi Sarah!! See you soon *waves* :-D

*oof* Thanx Angie! I luff you too :D :-D

Prob best you don't. :)

I agree - The English Patient was nasty - The Piano is NOT SOO nasty, but kinda nearly as nasty - not so emotionally harrowing as the Eng Patient. However, if you're not that way inclined, then I would suggest you stay clear! :)

he he he he :-D

Yes I am strange :twisted: but not queer :P :o or even odd :shrug: weeeel, maybe odd ;) OK, I give you odd :D

I dunno - I am the world's hopeless case when it comes to names of actors/actresses. You see, my trouble is that I believe the story - they are not playing a part, they are real ppl. So they are not so much 'Anna so-and-so' or 'Steven-he-man' as the actual parts they are playing. So I'm sorry, I don't know who they are, it's a story. :sad:

:D <--------- cheesy grin :)

;) :D

Sometimes it DOES take a Rocket Scientist!! (true story) > > > Scientists at Roll Royce built a gun specifically to launch dead > chickens at the windshields of airliners, and military jets , all travelling at maximum velocity. > > > The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with > airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields. > > > American engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the windshields of their new high speed trains. Arrangements were made, and a gun was sent to the American engineers. > > When the gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked as > the chicken hurled out of the barrel, crashed into the > shatterproof shield, smashed it to smithereens, blasted through the > control console, snapped the engineer's back-rest in two and embedded itself n the back wallof the cabin, like an arrow shot from a bow. > > > The horrified Yanks sent Rolls Royce the disastrous results of the > experiment, along with the designs of the windshield and begged the > British scientists for suggestions. > > > > > > You're going to love this...... > > > > > > > > > > > > > Rolls Royce responded with a one-line memo: > > > > > > > > > > > "Defrost the chicken." > :D :D