General Smut

And me!

Good point.

How come you dont know? Ive got Crohns which affects my stomach and everything else as well. And Mcsquared- it doesnt affect my penis before you say anything!

Whats the name of disease youve got? I tell you mine if you tell me yours!

That guy in my Avater looks nothing like me. Hes King Danny l of Lovely. And no i'm changing my name to General Slut. It might give people the wrong idea

You people....

You can always count on me. I'm on msn now.

Tell us more. And yea i'll probably will now.

Someones gonna go to bed tonight and dream about penises

whatever it is, you can expect alex jones to have predicted it.

I know the feeling Gal. Breathe in, breathe out Go and look at the Penis thread in the news section - you will piss yourself laughing

Anyway it couldve been worse then falling off in the toilet Imagine during sex "Er honey,we have a slight problem..." "Whats that?" "Ive lost my penis" "where is it?" "Well....its er...er...in you"

That makes no sense.

I should point out i dont like America, nor do i care about what Isreal, Egypt, Austrailia etc do. I read things, i put myself into other peoples shoes, i ask myself why does A do this, why does B do that etc, i read some more background info apply a bit of common sense and i make my own mind up.

Even so, surely Israel has a right to defend itself against terrorist attacks., As i said earlier the people behind the suicide bombings know Israel will strike back and when they do they parade dead children through the streets and claim a quick a propaganda victory. Circles and circles. one side has to comprimise first - neither of them will do. Btw people, please teach me how to spell.

Dont worry - it was a happy ending http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f9/Bobbitt_Uncut.jpg After his reattachment surgery, Bobbitt briefly became a porn star, in part to finance the operation to reattach his penis. He appeared in three movies: John Wayne Bobbitt … Uncut, Buttman at Nudes a Poppin' 2, and Frankenpenis. In Frankenpenis, Bobbitt played a character who was made with spare parts (like the monster in Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley's "Frankenstein") and whose penis inexplicably comes off during a rousing session of intercourse. Bobbitt then moans, "Oh no, not again"

I could fullfill many more, no matter what!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:John_Wayne_Bobbitt_lawyer.jpg Nice picture

Circles, and circles

Shall we turn this into a thread of Penis jokes?

Yea you can [email protected] talk soon!

Well done that Lady!

Just imagine going to the hospital "I need to see a doctor straight away" "please sit and wait your turn" "no i need to see one now" "so does everyone else" "yes, but everyone else still has their genitals in the right place" "what do you mean?" *places penis on desk*

Whats wrong with Israel wanting to protect their citizens from terrorists attacks? Or wanting to get their kidnapped soldiers back?