General Smut

Well it fell off as he was pissing, just came away in his hand

Even so, youd have thought he wouldve noticed something before it happened. It is a true story - and gents theres a also a valuable lesson to be learned here - that is why its always essential to wear male chasity belts when in bed. and never upset your partner and if you do - give her sleeping pills and tie her hands to the bed

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I'll talk to you later. Add you on msn perhaps?

Remember John Wayne Bobbit? His wife cut his off and they reattached it and he went on to become a pornstar. Happened to another bloke as well, but his fell off when he was using a public loo.

I cant say EROS RAMAZZOTTI to women - its the name of a singer hows that going to impress them????

was it?, well we all know what happened to the Airline industry afterwards. Youve got me thinking now.

This thread has made me think of inspector gadget GO GO BIONIC...

Does style matter? (i'm slightly lacking in that area) What are some good chat up lines in Italian that i could use? Or other nice things to say to break the ice.

Well can i ask you for some advice? How can i 'succeed' with an Italian girl in London. I have a thing for Italian women.

The bionic penis thread in the news section is making me laugh. Same question

GAL!!! thats one of my favourites!!! oooooo Seinfeld Favourite thread on the forum thats not in this section?

Btw, do you know any Italians in London?

Well the pope apologised, cant do alot more, And if terrorists from Palastine and Lebanbon stopped attacking Israel, Israel might stop attacking them. Both sides are as bad each other.

Aye, either that or hes got an arm of sheer muscle that never gets tired!

Wise words.

Where?

The potential of a bionic penis - Does your girlfriend really tire you out?

Can anyone write with their other hand?

Utter shite.

No, I love the footy teamand in light of that recent defeat, thought i'd show some solidarty to them. If your a bloke, why did you get so excited at the thought of a Bionic Penis. :sneaky:

No, i would say why do you say that? They'd give their points and i'd answer them. Then i would ask if ive changed their mind and if no, shrug my shoulders and get on with life. Lifes too short to be getting all upset/hating.

Fix You Least favourite?

Are you a girl?

Dunno, Ive never had mine rejected. Just a shame more often then not i never get to that stage.