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The priest in a small Irish village loved the cock and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church. But one Saturday night the cock went missing! The priest knew that cock fights happened in the village so he started to question his parishioners in church the next morning. During Mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anybody got a cock?" All the men stood up. "No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?" All the women stood up. "No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?" Half the women stood up. "No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen MY cock?" All the nuns, three altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.

Man needed surgery after sex with hedgehog A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after he had sex with a hedgehog on a witchdoctor's advice. Zoran Nikolovic, 35, from Belgrade, says the witchdoctor told him it would cure his premature ejaculation. But he ended up in an operating theatre after the hedgehog's needles left his penis severely lacerated. A hospital spokesman said: "The animal was apparently unhurt and the patient came off much worse from the encounter. We have managed to repair the damage to his penis." http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1996710.html

Oh yea, thumbs down- what if it got stuck???

149,999,945 cuppas, brewing on a wall 149,999,945 cuppas, brewing on a wall But if one sole cuppa, did accidentally fall There'd be 149,999,944 cuppas, brewing on the wall I'm slighty bored. By the way Mc-squared i know a hedgehog related Penis story

Well it brings a whole new meaning to the phrase - "Thumbs Up!"

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I would like to be invisible - for obvious reasons Same question

Do we have to have so many threads on the same thing? Theres several on the go here all saying the same thing.

Even so, the points in the article are so true, look at what Gareth has been posting - hes doing what the article says. Hes following the form guide.

Just woke up and no i didnt dream of severed penises. Did you?

*sniffs* Night nite everyone

NASA is investigating the source of an unexplained pong which set off alarms aboard the International Space Station. NASA spokeswoman Kelly Humphries initially told CNN: "The situation is stable. The crew was asked to put on some protective gear." He said the odour was "not normal". Later Mike Suffredini, manager of the space station program, said: "It's an irritant, not a life-threatening material." "All readings well below anything that we would be worried about," he added. The stench first appeared at 6.23am Houston time. The source is still unknown http://uk.news.yahoo.com/18092006/368/nasa-reports-mystery-bad-smell-space-station.html You think anyones going to own up?

Didnt you say the same?, i'm just having a cuppa

Brains as well as Beauty!

Naked people are ugly.

What are the capitals of the Netherlands? The capital of Nepal?

I dont get it

I would

Yea, i get what you say, exams are always stressful, relax and enjoy it and you'll be fine.

And what actually works!

Whatever floats your boats hun. Night night

I will pmsl if someone actually has a dream about severed penises tonight.

i dont like naked people i like people to keep something on. Thats most of the fun, imagining whats underneath, its like a mystery- a good one/

Chuck Norris' Penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.