General Smut

This has been in the news thou. Where have you been? This article wouldnt happen to be american would it? When have they ever paid much attention to the rest of the world?

Noooooo!!!!!!!!!!!1 It cant snow! The country will grind to a halt again! How will i get to work??

Theres been a mistake. Sylvester McCoy isnt number 11. Thats the Doctor.

I am in the twilight of my youth, not that i;m going to remember

WASNT ME!!!!

Who ate all the pies?

Thats sick. *Edit* Is there really any need to show dead people on tv?

"25 Minutes To Go" Well they're building a gallows outside my cell I've got 25 minutes to go And the whole town's waitin' just to hear me yell I've got 24 minutes to go Well they gave me some beans for my last meal I've got 23 minutes to go But nobody asked me how I feel I've got 22 minutes to go Well I sent for the governor and the whole dern bunch with 21 minutes to go And I sent for the mayor but he's out to lunch I've got 20 more minutes to go Then the sheriff said boy I gonna watch you die got 19 minutes to go So I laughed in his face and I spit in his eye got 18 minutes to go Now hear comes the preacher for to save my soul with 13 minutes to go And he's talking bout' burnin' but I'm so cold I've 12 more minutes to go Now they're testin' the trap and it chills my spine 11 more minutes to go And the trap and the rope aw they work just fine got 10 more minutes to go Well I'm waitin' on the pardon that'll set me free with 9 more minutes to go But this is for real so forget about me got 8 more minutes to go With my feet on the trap and my head on the noose got 5 more minutes to go Won't somebody come and cut me loose with 4 more minutes to go I can see the mountains I can see the skies with 3 more minutes to go And it's to dern pretty for a man that don't wanna die 2 more minutes to go I can see the buzzards I can hear the crows 1 more minute to go And now I'm swingin' and here I go-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!

Works for me!!!

Ive only used the word 'No' four times since October.

*Jumps*

http://www.worldjumpproject.com/ Someone i know is attempting to gather pictures of people jumping from all over the world. Since theres loads of International Coldplayers in the world, this is something we can all do. Easily. Just get a picture of yourself Jumping in front of somewhere famous/landmark/favourite place of yours in your own country and "email your photos along with your name (or a nickname) so I can credit you, and the exact location of the jump (town, city, state, country etc) to [email protected]. You can send in as many jumps as you like." Coldplay fans of the world unite and Jump! (and picture it)

£150. *Heads to Soho*

I'd like to play it, sounds cool

I thought this was one!!!!!!!! No wonder i havent pulled...

I like your words ^^

Neither does MC_squared Vs Ronaldo!! Its the funniest thread all year! Maybe its sensitive issue for you...:wink2:

Ive never been more serious in my whole life!!!

Wolverhampton. Its a small city near Birmingham.

1- Moving to London 2- Join Me 3- K4Rmageddon 4- The night i discovered yes works 5- Massive group hug at the Borderline when the Cure 'Friday i'm in love' came on

http://coldplaying.com/forum/showthread.php?t=34341&highlight=penis The penis thread in all its glory!

I think the Penis thread should get a mention

If you gonna be anal about it then yea your right. Anyway if you do believe in Karma then by being nice you'll get it returned, If you dont believe in Karma then you can be safe in the knowledge that by being nice, someone will have had their day made!

I wonder what Posh sent him

Err that is what Karma is.