General Smut

The NME have never really bashed Coldplay. Sure they may make a few digs that everyone else makes about Coldplay but they do feature Coldplay alot. I know I havent read NME for a year or so but normally they have do have a lot of interviews an stuff with them.

^You wanna live in london. They roam the side streets like packs of hyenna's. Its all harmless stuff, but you do get the one who tries to be the bad ass to impress their mates.

But not too tight!

Maybe she just decided to stop listening to Coldplay and embrace her death metal side. Hope shes ok anyhow.

Sorry, I've been out of the loop for awhile - Theres a video for Lovers in Japan? Didnt realise it was a single.

I'm seriously in need of a new home. And yes I am getting desperate. So anyone in London need a flatmate or know anyone who does? Please get in touch!

Haha, that was awesome!

How long do you think it'll last?

I think shes awesome!

http://xkcd.com/386/

Sinning is alot more fun then being good. 3 Cheers for Satans S***S!!!! ROCK N ROLL!!

In other news, the rest of Europe owe Ireland a big debt of gratitude.

Got my tickets for the 14th at the O2! Happy days!

Got my 4!

I dont want to lower the tone of the thread, but has anyone else noticed the penis drawn in the soil? Or is it me?

Its electrifying...

Coldplay!!

Chuck Norris will win the superbowl.

1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? No 2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? A long, long time ago 3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING its readable and i have had compliments! 4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE LUNCH MEAT? Lamb 5.. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? Not that I know of. 6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? No 7. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? Worst question ever 8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS Yup - I can feel them burning as I type. 9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? yea 10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE CEREAL? Frosties 11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? Well duh! How else am i supposed to take them off? 12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? Strong in mind! 13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE ICE CREAM? None. I have senisitve teeth. all Ice Cream is bad 14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? Breast size 15. RED OR PINK? Red. 16. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVOURITE THING ABOUT YOUR SELF? Lack of money 17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST Miss America 18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU? Nope. 19. WHAT COLOUR Trousers AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? Blue Jeans, blue trainers 20. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Marmite on toast 21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Silence 22. IF YOU WHERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOUR WOULD YOU BE? Scarlet red 23. FAVOURITE SMELLS? The smell of success 24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Talking clock woman - I was drunk! 25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? Who? 26. FAVOURITE SPORTS TO WATCH? Cricket 27. HAIR COLOUR? Dark brown 28 EYE COLOUR Brown 29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? Nope 30. FAVOURITE FOOD? Chicken 31.. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? happy Endings, not too happy thou 32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? Holidays (Cary Grant/Katherine Hepburn) Great film! 33. WHAT COLOUR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? Cream 34. SUMMER OR WINTER? Summer, I absolutely hate winter. I want to move from Canada. 35. HUGS OR KISSES? Hugs 36. FAVOURITE DESSERT? Custard 37. MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? ? 38. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND Satan's Sluts? 39. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? Yes man 40. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? I dont have one 41. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON T.V. LAST NIGHT? The News 42. FAVOURITE SOUND? Silence 43.. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? Stones 44. WHAT IS THE FURTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME? Italy 45. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? yup 46. WHAT IRRITATES YOU MOST? People who think Ryan Adams is the summer of 69 guy. 47. WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK? The Next Posters

that game is impossible! I only got to the 3rd level.

Sex is great! Even better when the other persons willing! :whip:

Dam!!

I had an embaressing moment the other day. The Barclaycard anti fraud dept called me asking to confirm recent payments on my card. Me - yea thats my council tax, yup thats the BT bill I paid, yea thats some train tickets I brought Them - and what about this one Mr Davies - (insert name of porn site) Me - ....yea.. Them - Sorry Mr Davies, what was that? Me -...Yes..

Yes! And not only that you'll get service with a smile and the chance to go raping and pillaging! And its legal as well!

This thread stinks!!!!