General Smut

I thought they were from Wolverhampton (got confused with another band)

"They're REAL and they're FANTASTIC!" :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Who remembers the epsiode with George and Lloyd selling computers from his Dad's garage? To get more sales (and his father's respect) than Lloyd George buys loads of computers gives them to Kramer to look after with the intention of returning them later and getting his money back. However things go pearshaped when Kramer destroys the computers and its discovered Lloyd was a loony all made all his sales up and didnt even have his phone connected :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Its a shame. Struck down at the peak of his career. :(

:idea2: Oh yea its Cum Dumpster. Its what we guys call girls who wont sleep with us.

J - Jordan

Parachutes - Dont Panic& High Speed, the first Coldplay song i learned to play and HighSpeed -the one i would always play first. AROBTTH- A rush of blood to the head - 2nd Coldplay song i learned to play X&Y-The Hardest part

Its on my myspace profile (yes i'm aware its a piece of shameless advertising so dont bother to point that out)

Cant believe Right Said Fred are on that list Its a great song! As is Breakfast at Tiffanys, Final Countdown and Barbie girl. I think Westlife should be number 1 I'd rather have my testicles removed with a blunt spoon then listen to them

Blue Oyster Cult -Dont fear the reaper

Cross Dresser??

Parachutes Dont Panic Shiver Yellow High Speed Everythings not lost A Rush of Blood to the Head Politik Clocks The Scientist Green Eyes Amsterdam X&Y Square one White Shadows Fix You Talk Speed of Sound

Yea that crazy frog thing was evil. who brought that trash? I'm dreading the xmas album :angry:

Don't Panic - one of the first songs i learned to play on me guitar

Thats me. Dont be mean.

Thats excellant! thanks. Is there a wallpaper of the shot in the spaceship where they're all screaming before the robot eats them?

Its a shame, I'll miss seeing him on Sky sports soccer saturday. There'll be no dancing in the streets of Total Network Solutions tomorrow thats for sure.

His feet?? :huh: Who looks at feet, when theres more intresting body parts to look at? :) Anyway i'll take your word on it...

I love Seinfeld!! best show about nothing ever! Here's some quotes: "If I had a son, I would name him Isosceles. Isosceles Kramer." - Kramer, in "The Handicapped Spot" I'll sniff out a deal. I have a sixth sense." "Cheapness is not a sense." - George and Jerry, in "The Reverse Peephole" "Seven." "Seven Costanza... You're serious?" "Yeah. It's a beautiful name for a boy or a girl. Especially a girl... Or a boy." "I don't think so." "What, you don't like the name?" "It's not a name. It's a number." "I know. It's Mickey Mantle's number. So not only is it an all-around beautiful name, it is also a living tribute." - George and Susan, in "The Seven "Why do they call it a wedgie?" "Because the underwear is pulled up from the back until... it wedges in." "They also have an Atomic Wedgie. Now the goal there is to actually get the waistband on top of the head. It's very rare." "Boys are sick." "What do girls do?" "We just tease someone until they develop an eating disorder." - Elaine, George and Jerry, in "The Library "A short guy with glasses, looked like Humpty Dumpty with a melon head." - Jerry describing George Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are like firemen. To men, sex is an emergency, and no matter what we're doing we can be ready in two minutes. Women, on the other hand, are like fire. They're very exciting, but the conditions have to be exactly right for it to occur. - Jerry

Nah, cant stand football, bunch of overpaid t*****s

Howdy, I'm Neil,i'm from a little town called Wolverhampton -its near Birmingham. Anyway i seem to be the only Coldplay fan in town so its great for me to find this site. Coldplay are a great band, better than Oasis and nearly as good as the Libertines. So take care people, Neil

Who said its got to make sense? Its a cracking song played over a funny video

Loved the video, seeing the faces they pulled really made us laugh.

I've gotta go for Clocks, I love the use of lighting in it and the way Chris just swaggers over to the piano at the start.