ARColdplayFan

Well after over 19,000 posts I can see where you may be getting a bit bored.

Uh, I'll be your best friend! Do you say Toe-May-toe or Toe-Ma-toe?

Stars, as in "Look at the stars.........look how they shine for you!" Have you ever walked in on your parents.........you know...............doing it?

Must be the time I asked this lady "Oh, when is the baby due?" Then she says "I am not pregnant." (insert foot into mouth) Do you think it's attractive when men wear speedos as a bathing suit instead of the shorts? Especially if they are not a competitive swimmer?

No, Bush is not the worst president in U.S. history.................. I'd say Nixon.

Pickles reminds me of a giant green penis with legs. That smiles.

Since I don't know what Sheffield is....................then no. Have you ever had an afro?

xanax. great stuff.

Is God a woman?

That's great news. Does anyone know if Will is a daddy yet? Wasn't the baby due anyday now?

Here's me and my husband at a Coldplay concert in February. Here's me and my husband on our 5th anniversary.

People with road rage. I hate it. I always just laugh and wave at them and it pisses them off even more. It's like.......lighten up!

There's a God? No seriously, I'd probably say something like "Thank you so much for moist towelettes...............greatest invention ever." Oh and I'd probably ask him if I could meet the Pope. Just cause he was a cool dude.

But truthfully I won't have a gravestone cause I'm getting creammated! Burn, baby burn................

Here's mine: I'm out haunting all you bitches..............yea I'm talking to you.

See kids............now this is why I don't fly!

There are two. 1) Achey Breaky Heart by Billy Ray Cyrus 2) The Macarena by Los Del Rios

This is like asking "Are camels hot?"

North America..................representin'

I shave my "goods" completely. I think they call is Brazilian style. It feels cleaner that way to me. I use a razor and cream/lotion. (I am female by the way...........)

No. I am older than my husband (four months), my mother is older than her husband (four years), and my father's wife is older than him (four years).

Tom Cruise ate a placenta!