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Cheeers, Steph! :kiss: I've just dloaded it :o :drunk: :blush: :heart: But could you help me out a bit? I just can't figure out what Chris is singing while being under Guy :huh: Some hot lines? :wink3:

"Jonny action" :wideeyed: :drunk:

Found these, all by Chris: "I hate adverts and they've (America) got really bad ones. Then the programme comes on and that's not much better. And they don't warn you. Watching 'Ghostbusters' takes about nine weeks. Adverts after every line. I always have these dreams where you can't get somewhere and it's really frustrating. Watching American television is a bit like that. Please let us see what happens!" "I didn't want to be in a band because of the glamour but I always assumed it would be very glamorous. It's not people walking in front of you scattering rose petals, which apparently Mariah Carey has. It's waiting around in little portakabins." :lol:

Amateurs :dozey: :lol:

:idea2: Thanks, Steph. I didn't get it either :lol:

Thanks, Steph :kiss: They do indeed :heart:

:lol: :lol: :lol: Ok, this gets the silver for dumbest sex gadgets :lol: I think these reviews are as real as Texasluvjonny's is :rolleyes: :lol:

:o Freaks... I'm getting scared now :wreck:

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:lol: :lol: :lol: OMG, the first review by Chris Lee Mullins... :lol: :lol: :lol: That's too much :lol: ROFL

"Mr Fister" That's hilarious :lol: Deserves the "dumbest name in sex gadgets" :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: Hang on, he's talking to me right now :lol:

:o Uhm, what's the proper word for that female condom thing... very graphic :lol: :lol: :lol:

"Tesco" :lol: :lol: :lol: Thsi pic is really hot :cool:

I'll definitely check it out :lol: :lol: :lol: That's for sure :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: You're craaaazy, Texasluvsjonny :lol: I like it :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: this is hilarious. Every bit of the text cracks me up :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: God, what's the first thing that I see clicking on this condom site??? "Vibrating Johnny" :o Thanks, that was more than enough :lol: :lol: :lol:

Ciao dannydamnboy! Mi chiamo Lilla :) Spero che tu avrai un bel tempo qui'. Bella foto :wink3: :lol:

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:lol: Yeah, like eating too much christmas pudding with STEROIDS :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: If he looks like this then it really would be. :lol:

Sorry for offing, but I searched "Chris Martin" on Yahoo and this pic appeared: Somehow I have a slight suspicion that this is not really Chris :lol: :lol: :lol: