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you gay bastard,stop talking shite and get her you know she may not be there forever

thats typical not only for you

A man and his wife got into bed for the night. The wife had curled up ready for sleep and the husband put his bed lamp on to read a book. As he was reading, he stopped and reached over to his wife and started fondling her pussy. He did this only for a very short while then stopped and went back to reading his book. The wife got up and started stripping in front of him. The husband was confused and asked, "What the hell are doing, taking all your jammies off?" The wife replied, "You were playing with my pussy. I thought it was foreplay for something a bit heavier". The husband said, "Hell no! I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages. :p

"A man boarded a plane at Sydney airport and, taking his seat as he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the aircraft. He realised she was heading straight towards his seat, and bingo! She took the seat right beside him. Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out: "Business trip or holiday?" She turned, smiled enchantingly and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniac Convention in the United States ." The man swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs! Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?" "Lecturer", she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality." Really?" he smiled, "What myths are those?" "Well", she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well-endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Greek descent. We have also found that the best potential lovers in all categories are Scottish." Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry", she said. I really shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't even know your name!" "Tonto", the man said. "Tonto Papadopoulos but all my friends call me Hamish." lmao!

he was born to be the sex!

beatles suck!

immense job!

nah NME beats pitchfork

because its going to be their best album :dance:

:huh:

thats because you visit the wrong thread and she doesnt feel like checking your perv convos

thought its not allowed to post links here :thinking: *wonder how Dave havent noticed it*

Radiohead is one of the greatest bands ever - I agree! but Coldplay is the greatest band ever

same opinion

they will get nominated,but will be overtaken by crap as usual

he won it,I was watchin the awards and was totally shocked that he beat U2 well other awards were fuckin shite!

what is about austria in that article? http://www.remhq.com/untilthedayisdone.php

ololol *he doesnt know Pete and is admin on coldplaying lmao*

hm James Alan Hetfield Christopher Anthony John Martin Elvis Aaron Presley Paul David Hewson John Michael Stipe Thomas Edward Yorke Matthew James Bellamy

nekem csak az egyes van omfg

or even triple :wacky: Ill marry ykw

LMAO,KCUS LLA UOY :laugh4:

Thank you mr. with better music taste