Sammie
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I had my last day at work today :P
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now you know that the time has come, and they said it would never come for you-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo... :cool:
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Hello!! Welcome! I'm Sammie...hope you like it here! :D
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Freeeeeeeezing!! akk! :angry:
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Done :D
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Hey! How's it goin'? :cool:
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that site confuses me..I dont know what to do with it :huh:
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Ha! I found the Donnie Darko thread...rawk! :D
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and you know it wasn't you..noooooo it waaaaasn't you noooooooooooooooo
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The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background three finalists... Two men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!" The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job." The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home." Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow, and said, "This gun is loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair." Moral: Women are evil. Don't fuck with them
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Hush - Sub.bionic
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:P
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Oooh thats good too :D
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Snow Patrol - Spitting Games
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haha yeh! I'm gonna watch it when I get home from work tonight :D
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Sorry but...AHHHHH!!!!! Christmas is nearly over and im still really excited...muse muse muse baby ahhh!!!!! :D I MUST WATCH IT TOMORROW!! (I got the cp dvd too :wink3: ) YAY :P
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Oh my god!!! My bf got me the hullabaloo dvd...ahhh!!!!
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merry christmas ren!!! and all the other museaholics!!
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I got one of them :dozey: :D