Professor Peedston

Look how badly we've hijacked this thread. :lol:

Well, if it's that important... then I'll do it! Another thing I like to do that confuses people - when asked for a number or quantity of something, I give a ridiculously ginormous range. "Tom, what time will this class be over?" "Probably in about 5-45 minutes." "Tom, how old do you think I am?" "I dunno, maybe 20 or like... 56."

I think what happened is I got about halfway through and realized that most of this stuff is pretty easy, and after that happens I have a tough time dedicating myself to it. :lol:

pff.... 12 inches in a foot and 5,280 feet in a mile is much easier to remember than 100 centimeters in a meter and a thousand meters in a kilometer. :rolleyes:

Yes, they are a gift which I must share with the world... I'm getting a hell of a lot of math done here. :rolleyes:

Yeah, I think they tried the metric system here in the seventies, but it didn't take, because we're all too used to our idiotic, crazy, and completely arbitrary systems of things.

I like soft more, it makes it sound less like "enormous."

I'll be ok, in time... I may even moonwalk again someday.

Stupid Farenheit makes no sense... but it's all I know. Seriously though... freezing point is 32 and boiling point is 212. What the hell is that? Celcius is 0 and 100, which actually makes sense. :rolleyes:

Ok. Soft or hard G?

*moonwalks* *trips over shoelaces and falls on face*

Cool! So, uh.... what's that in Farenheit? :rolleyes:

*transitions from shuffle back to boogie*

So how would I use "ginormous" in a sentence? Other than talking about a fly.

It is, trust me. And I have my own room and everybody else is asleep. So I've dropped my usual facade of modesty. :P

Who me? Yes me! Couldn't be! Then who?! Yeah, I am. :rolleyes:

:lol: I'll do it too. I think my favorite thing to do in social situations is confuse people or make them uncomfortable. It's more important to amuse myself but ostricizing somebody than it is to amuse other people with funny "normal" jokes.

:cry: *dies* Fuck it. *takes pants back off*

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You know how I know I'm pathetic? I just opened my dictionary to see if there was anything close to "ginormous" in there. And no, there isn't. It goes from ginko straight to ginseng.

hahaha! I can't imagine anybody being excited about shuffling. :lol:

Yeah, but we can't wear skirts! They look so breezy and cool. :(

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Yeah, if the Flyers lose another two games, it's GO FLAMES here too. :rolleyes:

What do you call them? Moderately Large Flies? :P