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Anyone ever heard the song "Spam" by "Weird Al"? About the meat, but still funny: http://youtube.com/watch?v=zjqZ0aIAgFM

oh yeah, couldn't forget Muse!

it's most likely because I'm not on any social networking sites or IM. :cry:

My age: 5 :o

I like biscotti too. My mom travels and she brought some from France once. Gooooooood biscotti that was... yes I know it doesn't originate from France but it was still good....

Yeah, but kids at school make you think so.... dang monkeys, they don't know a square root from a root beer.... :rolleyes:

Gotta be Oasis... not like they're doing anything right now anyway :laugh3:

Well let's see here.... I skipped ahead a grade because of my 'advanced performance', I have built my own Linux computer, and my mum's a librarian.....

Looks like this is the end for torrents.. :cry:

Anybody who doesn't like Keane.... :thinking: I hate Keane, those horrible impersonators... long live Coldplay, Radiohead and Oasis.

hi spam more spam more.. spam spam!! ODODODODODODOD need more spam now or else i Will keeep adding to this post S P A M !

try Burrrn: http://www.burrrn.net/download/burrrn_package.exe it's free, it's light, and I've never had a failure. It only does audio cds, though. But the audio format support is large.

after this much time waiting, I can see why.

and if anyone needs testing files, just ask me, I'm on linux, viruses don't effect me.

The first version of 'Talk' leaked in March, and the album in June, so if we are expecting June, seeing some sort of demo wouldn't be completely unrealistic.

here is VidGIF (http://www.geovid.com/VidGIF/)

Flaming Lips and Interpol aren't bad acts! Not for me, at least.

Time for part 2 of my story. Part 1 is on page 3. Phil: ....Prospekt's March. Chris: But we scrapped that song! Phil: Not on my version, we didn't! Chris: You are crazy. Phil: Thank you! Chris: Just a second, I've got another call. Voice: Hi, this is from the offices of Rolling Stone. We were wondering if you had anything to share with us? Chris: (Thinks it over, then says) Well, the title of our album is Viva la Vida. Voice: Thanks! Just what we need to spice up our website! (They hang up, and Chris switches the line back to Phil.) Phil: Who was that? Chris: Just Rolling Stone, who I told the real album title to. Phil: *************!!!! ******!!!*******!!!! Ahhhhhhh!!! Now that the public knows, we can't switch the title!!! (Phil then hangs up, and goes to the coldplaying.com lounge to write about how horrible Coldplay is.) Chris: Now that I have saved the day, what should we do now? (They all look at each other, knowing the answer, then they go home and go to to the coldplaying.com forums) Chris: Look at all these crazy usernames. Texasluvsjonny, busybeeburns, berrywoman, some guy is even calling himself forlackofabettertitle! Guy: Look at these threads! Post piccies of the sexy Mr Berryman.. sounds interesting.. Jonny: Look, this guy is asking which band he should get into next! I should tell him to get into my new solo band, Jonny's Thunder. Will: You guys are all ridicules, looking at threads dedicated to yourself, I mean OH!! ... Look at this! The Official Will Champion Appreciation Thread! Someone does appreciate me accept for my mother! Guy: You remind me of Ringo. Around the time of the White Album he left the band because he was feeling unappreciated, even though the evidence that he was loved like a.. well, a popstar, was all around him... Chris: Right. I named 'Supernatural Superserious' for R.E.M. and now even R.E.M. fans appreciate me! Guy: It's not the same thing, Chris. Chris: Go away, Guy! Go find Phil and steal his credit card or something. Guy: OK! Guy and Will leave. Chris: Well, I'm leaving so I can go see Gweneth. Chris leaves Will: Well, I've got nothing else to do, so.. He types isohunt.com into the address bar, and in the search box he types 'hot girls'. Will: This should be... entertaining. :sneaky: --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Phil is talking to several Coldplay fans in London. Phil: They abused me and turned down my suggestions! Fans: And we are supposed to believe that Chris isn't a big wuss??? Phil: But.. oh.... a....I give up. The End I will post more stories, but this is the end for this set.

My next installment is coming tomorrow, so keep on the lookout..

Jonny: Look, Chris! That Zemy101 guy stole your idea! Chris glances at the the screen and screams. Chris: Ah! I already had it all arranged with Thom to use that artwork! He guessed the name too! I should have known that Fourty-Two was too obvious. Jonny: You tried, Chris. Chris: What am I going to name it now? Jonny: Well, who gives you inspiration? Chris: Well, I watched Frida last night with Gweneth. That was cool. Jonny: Well, which of her works is your favorite. Chris: I like that Viva la Vida one. Guy: I object! Who wants to be mocked? Not me! Everyone is going to think you ripped it off of Ricky Martin! Chris: (in a snobby voice) Well, what do you want as the title, Mr. I-Can't-Respect-Other-People's-Ideas Pants? Guy: I vote for Death and All His Friends! It's the only song that's worth a f***, anyway. Will: I think that they are both good. Chris: Then what is your solution? Will: Remember how Weird Fishes is multi-titled, Chris? Chris: Yeah.. Will: Well, we could call it Viva la Vida or Death and All His Friends. Chris: Perfect!!! Guy: (mumbling) What about the cover.... Chris: I'll ask Phil. He dials the phone. Phil picks up. Phil: What, Chris? Having an issue with the Moog again? Chris: Book me an artist. We have just decided on the album title, and we need artwork. Phil: What? I am Prospekt! This is my brainchild here! You can't just go around stealing... Chris: We called it Viva la Vida or Death and All His Friends. Phil: What the f***? I hate it! We should call it I'm Going to Stick a Sludgehammer Up Chris'... Chris: I can get Brian over there, you know. He really knows how to change the way you, umm, look at things... Phil: Fine then. But I'm going to have one hell of a time figuring out who is going to do the artwork for a title like that. Chris: Okay. hangs up Guy: Whatid he say? Chris: He is really happy today. He said he'd try. Four days later Chris: Hold on, my phone is ringing! Will: Come on! That was the best take of 42 yet! Chris answers the phone. Chris: Yup? Phil: Meet me at the park. I think I have found your artist. Chris hangs up Chris: Come on, guys. I think Phil has found our artist. 20 minutes later, at Hyde Park Phil: Hi guys. This is Aura Pereiz. She is the only one who would take the job. He then quickly goes to his car, and leaves Chris: Wait! Phil.... Aura: ¿Tienes algún otro además de las influencias de Frida en la materia y hacer lo que desea es realizar una fotografía o una pintura, porque ... Jonny: Do you only speak Spanish? Aura: No entiendo lo que está diciendo. Chris: That's a yes Guy: I know some Spanish, I'll tell her we want it dark, serious, and enticing. He looks over at Aura, she is still talking. Guy: Aura? Aura: Sí? Guy: Hemos decidido que debe ser ligero, divertido y entretenido. Aura: ¡Por supuesto! Voy a tener derecho sobre ella. She runs off Chris: Want to go get a corn dog? the rest of the band follows him ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- four hours later Aura: Estoy de vuelta, con todo lo que usted pide. The band looks at the painting of a clown tossing watermelons around Chris: I think you made an error in your Spanish. Chris calls up Phil Phil: Yes? Chris: You didn't tell us that she only speaks Spanish! Now we are stuck with a clown for our album art! Phil: That's right! There where actually several photographers willing to take up the offer! But I knew you guys would mess up on your Spanish, so I decided to, umm, put in a little surprise in store as punishment for ruining my album title. Chris: You are one naughty boy, Prospekt. Phil: You are right! And while you guys were gone, I was able to Photoshop up a real cover with my album title! Chris: What did you name our album, you fiend! Phil: I named it a worthwhile name, something people won't laugh at . I named it... To be continued... Not as good as some of yours, but it will please album-title haters, though I am not one.

I saw a torrent, tried to download, completely fake. But I thought that it could have been real for a second so I posted, but about a second later i edited, realizing that the password won't open the zip.

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X&Y (the song) did that to me when my copy of X&Y got broken in the car and all the sudden on the same day I turn on the radio and I hear " I was sure that Chris was summoning a curse on me to try to make buy a new copy, and I ended up obeying. :dozey:

I'm an album art addict, okay? :bigcry:

By the way, it roughly translates to "The only truth is the finality of death". My brother is a death metal fan, and he could translate almost instantaneously.