Corner Kid

alright, someone changed the poll, thankyou!

John has been to every single one of my shows

I think the only people who can vouch for that are Andrew (babylon bebop) and John (pigeon)

I dip cashews in horseradish cheese spread, its yummy

heh, I figured you'd like that one...

yeah

I think if he were gay, he would have turned straight after Pirates of the Carribbean, lol

I have a king-size honeymoon suite for each guest. Each suite comes standard with a hot-tub, mini-bar, fireplace, bear-skin carpet, and a king-size canopy bed with the finest silk sheets.

psst... ask her to join you....

Emril: May I have your attention please... ... .... .... Dinner is served!

he's cool, Britney can stay, but NOT the Hilton sisters...

lol, I know a guy who's first name is Degeneres.... oh wait...

Paris & Nikki: We're here Doorman: *looks them up and down* Ha ha ha ha, you think you can get in to this party? Ha Ha, how naive, off with you! Paris & Nikki: but we're the Hilton sisters! Doorman: Yes, and I'm the doorman, Go to a P. Diddy party or something, ha ha ha....

this makes P. Diddy's parties look like a broom closet with a lawn chair and an open box of ritz crackers!

here

Click the link below and I will perform for you a song! http://www.chadyochum.com/mp3/Chad%20Yochum%20-%20Make%20It%20Happen.mp3 hehehe... drink up! It makes you enjoy the music more! The Blue Whale Morsels are almost finished! Iron Chef Morimoto and Wolfgang Puck are working hard to make your meals perfectly delicious!

indeed, over to my left is a room that holds nearly 30,000 bottles of Crystal! Take a bottle, infact, take a few home for the wife and kids! Hell, give them out as Christmas presents, or even donate some! I've got a warehouse in Tahiti that holds over 400,000 more! Mwahaha, *polishes monocle*

Dun dun dun dun! Dun dun dun dun dun dun DUN DUUUUUNNNNN!!!!!!!! Welcome all to my 1000th Post! You are all cordially invited to join me here in my 1000th post for some fine dining and entertainment. You may each have your own bottle of one of thirty-five types of champagne, and help yourselves to the food on the back table, which is where we have more delicacies than Bill Gates' birthday party. The main course for tonight is a choice between steamed Blue Lobster tails and blue whale morsels with a brandy sauce made from brandy aged over 300 years, or Sauteed Silverback Gorilla kabobs wrapped in bacon made from a baby white tiger. Each meal is "All You Can Eat." Let the Extravaganza Begin!!!! *pops cork*

wait not yet!!

LOL! um, I wouldnt be able to fit in my washer, unless I could bend in ways unhumanly possible... But maybe the dryer, if I were smaller...

hehe, woah... I'm almost at 1000 posts! I've been here since May, and still havent reached 1000... thats odd... Andrew came here not too long ago and he's already over 1000... it may sound like nothing to you people who have posted over 10,000 or whatever, but for me its a lot... I'm going to celebrate, just me and a bottle of champagne...

I cant really state what people do with my name, otherwise this thread will turn NC-17

lol, i read that post and pictured your avatar saying it...