The Mad Hatter

:smug: I can't help but brag.

What a showoff! :angry: Mine's better, anyway.

Here's mine. :|

:disappointed: this is mine. :disappointed: old mountains aren't as cool :(

It's so hard to believe that places like that really exist.

^om nom nom :'(

I enjoy you.

BRENT :awesome:

:awesome:

No worries, I'm in college now, where people don't notice me. :|

IT'S NOT PR0N IT'S REEL LIEF I've been bullied about my body more by girls than men. :| The reasons why are probably disputable, but I like to think it's because my intellect was intimidating. :nod: :disappointed:

LOL

it's not like the movies, i guess, where you both say goodbye and that's that. sometimes it's drawn out and the other person cries a lot. sometimes you have to wrap them up in your arms again, even though it's wrong. and sometimes that person threatens you with their own life, and you can't give in. sorrow and manipulation. that's all it is. it's not funny and it doesn't put you right in front of the next person you'll fall in love with. it's not resolved in a bar and it's not pretty and it's not easy to keep his nose from running onto your shirt because he's been crying for three hours in your bed. i broke up with you, then took a nap with you.

I don't think so. Some people are rightfully self-conscious about their boobs. Not that I'm saying they should be, but...ya know. It's not a ridiculous request to want to have normal looking boobs. ;_; I think I'm going to get one, seeing as these are what my boobs look like (post-nipple disappearance, of course). ...jk. about getting a boob job. not what my boobs look like. :disappointed:

poop

43,067.

i'm a crossdresser

sounds like a cool party trick, making one's nipples fall off

^just be yourself :3

42°F and a little wet outside. :nod: It has only rained since I moved to Morgantown. :disappointed:

i'll never say that again.

nobody ever posts dylan mcdermott have some chest hair and man necklace, less-than-masculine sexy man thread in other news, this man is 50. which is older than my dad. :|

i haven't been outside in 9 hours

lol. I would teach you Russian, if I knew it, but I'm still learning. D: There's a website called Livemocha that's really cool. There's different exercises you can do in different languages and then a speaker will grade you and critique your performance.