The Mad Hatter

Lol. INTERNAL BLEEDING my penis is three feet long

OH NO YOU HAVE TO MEET COLDPLAY!11!

lulz

I really want a top hat...I'm supposed to get one for my birthday. :disappointed: You could buy a sombrero! :D

Fan fiction is fucking retarded. xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Jesus Christ and Dumbass. Or, you could take my route and just call them both Baby Kitten FOREVER.

ENGLISH IZ 4 AMERIKNS N ST0PID PPL NEWAY

WTF is a Hakkinen?

Not Bob Kelso! :o

YAY!1!1 -happy dance- WE R BEST FRIENDS NOW K?1?1

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I actually don't remember.

I couldn't disagree more. Edit: Who could forget this gem?

I too know this feeling. :( Time constraints and boringness. GAAHAHHAA

;.; I TAKE IT BACK!11!1!1SHIFT!11 But you know I'm just kidding, right? =3

^YOU ARE CURRENTLY HATING BOOKS AS WELL?!!!?!?!!! =D

Maybe the conservative presidents are ranked higher in the book BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T SUCK.

I know laughing at your own jokes is lame and that isn't even technically a joke, but I am still rofling.

Sorry, Australia sucks.

I don't even know what this means, so I just put poop in it instead. Hard-Drive size: Poop Ram: I think I heard about this on The IT Crowd once. Operating System: Poop What Optical Drives (CD/DVD/Blu-Ray) it has: Poop How old the system roughly is: Poop What the manufacturer is: Poop

That story is creepy.

You're welcome. =3

Not when their wings are tired. DUR HURR

Your signature is cause for celebration. Anyway, I'm Emily. When you get tired of chilling in the Coldplay section and feel the need for a change, hit the Lounge. It's awesome. Don't be afraid to intrude on any "groups" in any area of the forum. You're welcome anywhere. We're not too clique-y for a forum with such a large number of members. =D

You're missing out, then.