weedy_gonzalez

aaigh she gets pregnant before the wedding (we don`t want this soap opera to last forever, do we?). she gives birth to a daughter and calls her ana maria clementina rodolfo. the process itself lasts for 20 episodes: 1st - she think she`s gonna give birth soon 2rd - notifies husband 3rd - realizes she`s in the middle of nowhere and her cell phone`s not working 4th- says "damn these stupid cell phones i`ll do it on my own!' 5th - tries to catch a car 6th - oops there`s no cars in this shithole 7th - says 'please help me god, i swear i`ll never cheat on my man again' 8th - god answers and she soon sees a car on the horizon 9th - the car`s coming closer 10th - still not quite there yet 11th - says 'hurry up you stupid car i`m about to give birth' 12th - stops the car 13th - driver takes her to the hospital 14th - one of the tires burst while they`re on their way (this is getting so dramatic!) 15th - thank god the tire burst right in front of the hospital! 16th - the driver walkes her to the hospital 17th, 18th, 19th - labour 20th - hallelujah it`s a daughter!

:lol: i still like the idea of a christmas miracle. :D

well i have mixed feeling for people called kim :confused:

^likes howard stern i suppose

aaight what does festivus mean?

^is interesting

santa fixed our board! true christmas miracle.

and i luff your avatar sammie

aaaight get wasted but don`t mess with the police. aaaight

^is also getting married in 2 years time (like me)

well sort of. i need your advice. once lotta marries carlos in 3028th episode do you think she should already be pregnant with him and give birth in 3230th episode or should she get pregnant bit later (say in 3060th episode)? also i think we should concentrate on her career as an actress as well. let her win an oscar in 3300th episode.

neither do you like to clean?

no problem, what can one do with a star?

weee 14 days tunred out to be 1 day.

5.50 pm football: soccer or american?

yeah. weeee the old layout`s back!! can you feel the love? love is in the air. *get`s drunk*

^made me happy

tool :hat:

i`m not going :( :/ cuz of this guy :santa3: is bad this year.

lol i won`t why didn`t you ask me a question?

word you`re the :egypt:

^let me use his toilet. :D

ok i won`t mess it up then. can i go pee now?

the board looks lke shit to me, i want the normal one back me too. don`t worry. ian says he`ll fix it in 14 days which means 14 weeks. :lol: but let's give Ian, the benefit of the doubt here, he's busy sucking up isn't gonna get you a mod spot :P j/k :lol: :lol:

right :rolleyes: aight he`s the man. kudos to you ian, huni :D