The Faceman

I shall never let this travesty happen. The A-Team will re-form and put a halt to these shenanagans.

Indeed he is, the greatest footballer that ever played in The Facemans opinion.

Ruud Gullit has brought on 5 legends. The fucking cheating bastard. Come on England!!!!!!!

The very same my friend. Remember that bit in Waynes World 2? Priceless.

I hope he gets his legs done in. The fucking no-mark.

Or took his career in another "erection" you could say. Sorry I've been posting with the MC daddy for too long.

Only if he brought back the Tache/Ponytail combo.

Yeah, but he only did that after he flashed his cock at an American copper. He must have thought it was the dude out of The Village People.

The Gazza will never dissapoint. I agree with you about David Gray though, not only is he a talented songsmith but he can kick a pigs bladder too.

Yeah, Geore Michael is Greek. He's one of those willy watchers isn't he?

Yeah, he should get back to making shite music. I don't mind Gordan Ramsey though.

Really? He's another one that loves the cock. I wonder when scientists will come up with a cure for this most heinous of diseases.

Ha, there's definitely a bit of the Elton John about him.

Yeah I forgot about that. How the fuck did that ever happen?

Fair enough, I only thought that Will Young would have been a bigger insult as he's a massive queen.

England V The Rest of the World. England are winning 2-0, pretty impressive seeing as how Maradonna is turning out for the opposition.

I hate Jonathan Wilkes but I must admit, he is a good footballer. I hate Robbie Williams even more though, the fat, useless, living off of one song, twat.

After Eight is also a good one. I only break those out for my sexy parties though.

So is the bloke who was in band of brothers. The Dude who played Major Dick Winters.

You mean G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-Gareth G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-Gates? I'd have thought Will Young would have been a bigger insult.

If you'd seen it mate, you'd care.

Indeed, to chip one of the greatest goalkeepers to ever play the game must be a special moment. I'd have put it in the top corner personally though.

HO, Ho, you're a right card MC. Can I call you MC?

Looks scrumptious my friend.