The Faceman

And dinosaurs are derived from birds so surely they must be welcome. My favourite was the Iguanadon, it had spikes for thumbs. A proper hard bastard a non-carnivour though.

It's a wonder of modern science I tell you. Her waist is absolutley tiny as well. I would say that I'd bang the granny out of her but it's too late I fear.

I'll agree with you about Lulu, she's well get it. Also Dolly Parton, she's looking fine for a pensioner. Plus her mellons are absolutley huge.

Well any woman that's into biking is fundementally a dyke. That my friend is FACT, only Fonzie could turn her away from the dark side.

I walways had my suspitions about Potsy personally. Him and Ralph were far too "close"

Yeah but Chachie loves Joanie if I recall correctly.

True, buts lets face it. The Fonze is the main draw, Potsy and Ralph Malph are poor in comparison. The only character that comes close to matching Arthur Fonzarelli is surely Mrs Cunningham. She's a babe.

That citroen advert just came on which has The Fonze in it. Awesome.

Good shout, we can't be forgetting that beauty.

There's a bird local to the North-East of England called a "Spuggy" Everyone in England should have heard of it. After all it was the name of a ginger kid in the fictional T.V. series "Byker Grove". Quite possibly the greatest programme to ever grace our screens.

I think that the thread is ready to evolve. How about the inclusion of all forms of bird-like creature. Be they pheasant, robin or those massive things from Jurassic Park.

I heard James McFadden and Will Young at one point. Pretty impressive seeing as I was in the middle east at the time. Anyway I'm going offline. Laters dude.

It seems so. Partridge and I have finally found someone to match our amazing intellect.

His wifes well fit, she used to be in hollyoakes. Last I heard the two bummers were Jenas (pretty obvious really) and unfortunatley for you boys - Darren Ambrose.

Plus he just sits on the bench for them, silly twat. Towards the end you could tell that his heart wasn't in it anymore. You were better off getting rid.

I hate it when bigger teams buy decent players then keep the on the bench. The Yids are doing exactly the same, they're buying every young player that comes along then never play them.

No I agree, Lee is an absolute legend. Parker is one in the making, watch him go next season. I just hop that Man U or Arsenal doesn't come in for him after he has an awesome season.

Could'nt agree with you more mate, and Lee Bowyer lol. Can'e Believe that The Wilkmeister general got MOM on Socceraid.

Aye like bonny lad. Broon ale, Jimmy Nail, Ant and Dec, Donna Air and all that.

a pleasant one though.

You're right he should have gone. 18 goals in the premiership plus he scored against the mackems so that's always a bonus.

id love to spend some time studying those tits.

Got it, Darren Bent from Charlton.

very good lol

Or the fact that our team hasn't got the strength in depth. If Owen fucks himself up and Roonies still crocked then we're left with Peter fucking Crouch and a 17 year old that hasn't even played in the Premiership.