The Faceman

I'm more a fan of song-based soundtracks rather than the symphony-based ones. Saying that, Back to the future was pretty awesome.

The bloke is a fucking idiot who can't hold a note to save his life. What pisses me off is that he'll end up killing himself and being made a martar. Just like Cobain, Hendrix etc, etc. I blame the British press for his rise personally.

Hmm I don't recall ever slagging someone off when they were offline. If I ever did then I apologise to the said person. As for the timezone, well I assumed by the way Sniggerb speaks that he was British. Then again I could be wrong. Also I don't much care for your condesending usage of rhetoric questions. Or your implying that I don't have a life. If you'd care to look at when I've been posting, you'll find that I've hardly been online this weekend. My reasons for this? well maybe I have a social life. Believe whatever you want. Either way my friend, I don't really give a fuck what you think anyway.

Hmmm, I find your arguement flawed Alyssa. Chris Martin can play the guitar, Valid. However I too attempt a quick strum every now again. As I'm sure many Coldplayers do, I certainly know that Sam does. And Alan Partridge has got some crazy guitar skills. Anyway my dear I digress, my point is this. One's guitar skills do not necessarily correspond with the greatness of the band. Eddie Van Halen is one of the greatest guitar players to ever walk this earth. However it would be foolish of me to expect any of you to whip out 1984, stick on Jump and rock out like it's the age of shoulder pads and massive hair. Was Sam out of order saying that Chris Martin is talentless? that's not for me to say. That is however, his opinion. And Remember Alyssa, Everyone's opinion is valid. No matter what that may be.

Nope, good shout Marky. The humble Frazzle is indeed a mighty maize snack. Up there with Space Raiders in my opinion, it's definitley got the same old school persuasion.

Dealt at £1300. I'm gutted for Louise, I may even set up a "Save Louise fund"

And now the 50,000..............Come on Noel what's going on?

Shit......The 100k box has gone.

Gutted, The 250,000 box has gone on Deal or no Deal. I hope she wins big, come on Noel. Blue, Blue, Blue, Blue. Get a lucky high five in there too you bearded genius.

George Fornby - When I'm Cleaning Windows

Yeah, it's British slang for tits. I didn't really want to write that as I thought it would be quite uncouth. I am a gentleman after all.

Personally I think she's a very beautiful woman. As an older woman she now falls into two ultimate male fantasies. A. The hot blonde with massive norks and B. The your friends hot mother fantasy Any red blooded male must surely feel the sam.

The Real McCoy's seem to be making a comeback. Who Knows they may even knock Space Raiders off top spot. Tune in later for further Crisp/Noel Edmonds related gossip.

Everyone who's ever grown a tache has tried it. You just start shaving it off and before you know it your frogmarching around the bathroom.

So, Sam malone has moved in on my patch. I wonder, is Coldplaying big enough for the two biggest players in 1980's Television? The chicks on this site don't stand a chance.

I go through stages of wanting to grow a beard but about halfway through I get pissed off with it and shave. Do any other coldplayers have this problem? I'm sure that one of my other personalities does.

I remember the day when my father (Faceman Snr) sported a handlebar number. Great days I tell you, he looked like a Colombian drugs baron.

Dude, My mams watching NYPD Blue and Hallelujah has just come on. John Cales version though, you should hear it it's well shit. He cant carry a note to save his life.

Or wings "the band the beatles could have been"

Duran Duran are pretty gay. Simon Le Bon is the gayest name ever FACT.

To be fair, I did like ordinary world but the rest was shit. Her name is Rio? come on.

Noels got them chanting "Blue, Blue, Blue" now. What a bearded legend he is.

Yeah I do like The Real McCoy's. Theyre crunch-tastic.