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The Faceman

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Everything posted by The Faceman

  1. Has anyone seen Noels shirt on Deal or no Deal? where do I procure such a garment? I wonder if it's from Aland Gentleman's outfitters on Saville Row.
  2. More like Venison, Peacock and Grouse rolled into one my friend.
  3. No my friend, for you she is Gratis of course. And she isn't just any hoe, this girl is high-class, top choice meat.
  4. Very well, consider me gone. If you would like to have a discussion then you know where to come. I bid you farewell kind sir.
  5. Then I have just the lady for you, I've been saving her for someone special and I believe that you fit the bill. She will take you to such orgasmic heights that you'll believe that you're flying with the angels.
  6. Ha!! don't make me laugh. This whole "same person thing" really is getting boring. If you'd actually care to read our posts properly then you'd clearly see that we all have different writing styles. Plus the fact that on many occassions we are all online at the same time. Now out of respect, I shall leave this thread be as we seem to have deviated from the point. If you wish to continue this discussion then come on the Partridge for moderator thread. And when I say discussion, that's exactly what I mean. If you can't think of anything to say apart from "You're all the same person" then please refrain.
  7. Just look my friend and it shall come.
  8. 'Tis ok my friend, fret not. I ask of you one thing however, show your support for out leader on the Partridge for moderator thread.
  9. Just give him a chance I say, yes he may tend to concentrate on the lounge area. Just give him time and he shall spread his wings. Of that I am certain.
  10. Ho, Ho, my friend. You are drier than a bottle of Sams finest house moet (a '67 if I remember correctly). But back to the point, yeah I'd bum her into next week.
  11. Such as Alan maybe?
  12. I'd certainly "smoke" her
  13. A fitting punishment, although be carefull that you don't snap her in half.
  14. He is mearly expressing his opinions my friend. Surely a coldplayer should be more understanding.
  15. I certainly hope that you're correct my friend. Something needs to take over, I'm sick of seeing Burberry clad ruffians terrorise out streets.
  16. How long did it take you to look up that little gem? you must have far too much time on your hands. Well done for being able to use google. Anyway myself and phantom were having a debate about the current stae of British politics. Care to enlighten us?
  17. Indeed, I think that Mr Blairs time is at an end. We need a true leader such as The Partridge to lead this country out of Americas shadow.
  18. Yes, if Alan gets voted in then I think that should be one of his policies. It won't be long 'til he's elected Prime Minister once he's taken over Coldplaying.

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