The Faceman

I hear you there mate, what I'd give for a McManus sex-pose. I think that it would do her career the world of good. Think Paris Hilton, Pamela Anderson and Abbi Titmus rolled into one. And I'm not just talking about weight.

Well-Hung

Why don't we all go for the title of "Moderator" surely myself and Sam's skills with the ladies would draw in the female crowd.

Well said mon frere, I'm all about The McManus. Michaelangelo himself could not sculpt such a beauty. Her figure is like perfection personified.

Lets face facts though my friend. How many women are actually stupid enogh to turn down the great Malone? Rebecca is a slut and we all know it, she didn't deserve your meat injection.

You fool, I can't believe that you turned down such a beauty.

Indeed, is she playing hard to get? or is she of the lesbotic persuasion? either way I care not, if I say that she will be mine then it is only a matter of time before her pants are hanging from my headboard.

Well mate, Crystal is playing hard to get thus far. I'm sure that it won't take long before she succumbs to my charms.

Hindsight is a beautiful thing my friend, I bet in years to come crystal will rue the day that she turned The Faceman down.

Thankyou my friend. I get men propositioning me all the time, however I'm all about the minge. Come crystal, I could take your body on a sexual rollercoaster. Give in, you know you want too.

Come my dear, why fight it? give in to your desire.

Maybe I bring it up because it seems to be the only arguement that some of the so called "elitists" have against us. So if little one is a term of endearment then maybe you like what you see? How about meeting The Faceman at cheers? I could order a bottle of Sams famous house red (the best in Boston apparently) and we could take it from there. I'd put Barry White on the jukebox, we could talk about pressing social issues as we get to know each other. Either way, you'd be putty in my hands my dear.

I play the guitar but I'm no-where near good enough to play in a band. Alan on the other hand has some crazy guitar skills. Also I like the fact that you're covering flock of seagulls. Most people on this site won't even recognise the band.

I wondered how long it would take untill you resorted to petty name calling. Two posts that must be a record for you. I wonder why do you resort to such measures? do you feel threatened by my obvious intellectual superiority? I certainly know that the only reason that I have ever resorted to such measures is when I have been attacked first. Look through all my posts and not ONCE will you find me attacking you unless you have attacked either myself or my friends first. And seriously, this split personalities thing is getting quite tiresome now. Just for the record, I do not have another account that I use on this site. Over to you.

Surely just because he wants to be a moderator does'nt mean that he has no social life. If all moderators dedicate all their free time to this site then I really do pity them. Not that I'm saying they do, from what I've seen the moderators seem to be decent people. Are you saying that to become a moderator you must dedicate yourself to this site? if not then I really don't see your point my friend.

The elite?????? come now my friend. Is it Alans fault that he has a social life? surely he cannot be blamed for the fact that he does other things apart from come on this website.

Flacid

Is anyone watching this game? I can't believe the way that it's going. She's just turned down 27,000 go on lass!

Noels dulcid tones on Deal or no Deal.

And he would have gotten away with it if it wren't for those meddling kids.

Have you just seen what's happened? The banker let her change the box, UNBELIEVABLE!!!!!!!!!!!

It's been a strange opening round thus far, some high reds have gone. 250,000 still there though, as long as that bad boy remains then there's still hope.

Come on Noel get on with it, he's taking his time getting the game started isn't he?

The Three Tenors - Nessun Dorma