The Faceman

Yes, you could open your'e own gentlemans outfitters on Saville Row. World domination would surely follow.

Why not? I think that Alan would make a fine moderator.

Indeed, The Partridge does justice to a good suit. Is it Burtons per-chance?

You certainly have my vote my friend. I'll start to make pin badges and posters.

Then he is a friend of The Facemans too. Be warned though, I don't suffer fools gladly.

Hopefully he'll invite Barrymore round for a sodomy party. Next thing you know he'll be face down in his pool with half a cucumber hanging out of him.

It wouldn't surprise me dude. I think theres something fishy about his "relationship" with Jonathan Wilkes.

Exactly what I was talking about, seriously just you wait. It's gonna happen eventually.

The bloke is a talentless fool, the only person that I despise more is James Blunt. Robbie lives off one song that he didn't even write anyway. The day that he is found dead at the bottom of his pool will be a great day for music. Also he's obviously gay, he should just come out and get it over with. Or will he do a George Michael and wait untill his career is in freefall before he decides to cash in on the pink vote.

Galaxy is easily the greatest chocolate bar created by man.

Wheat Crunchies aren't bad. I always feel ill after gorging on a bag though. Then again I am used to more refined tastes such as Qual eggs and oysters.

palatable

I think you'll find that Sam was indeed "sticking to the point". The question posed at the beginning of the thread was is there anyone out there that you dislike. Sam was merely naming a few people that he doesn't like. The fact that they are pseudonyms used on this site is totally coincidental.

Come my dear, don't play hard to get. 'Tis fate that our profiles met across a crowded chatroom. Surely you are powerless to resist The Facemans charms. I thought that I should make the first move as you seem like the shy type. I'm glad that I got in first, if Sam had seen you the there would be a battle for your heart. Come, let down your defences. What have you got to lose?

Thank you Snigs, since we settled our dispute I have a new found respect for you. You are a shining light in a sea of "playa' haters". I wish that all coldplayers could take a more mature approach. This multiple personalities thing is getting quite boring to tell you the truth.

Kettle doesn't agree with my refined pallet. Far too overpowering for me, may I say sweet one that you are far and away the biggest fox on this site. I'd love to treat you to a bottle of Sams finest house wine. I'd slip on the Marvin Gaye, whisper sweet nothings into your ear and see where the night would take us. Call me, you know it makes sense.

Right The Faceman is back online, I'm inibriated but I can still string a coherant sentence together. Anyone fancy a chat? I'm sure their's somebody out there who want's to slag me off.

Right Sammy I'm gonna go offline and get ready. I'll see you in the bar at half 7, hopefully you'll be finished with these imbeciles soon. Laters amigo.

comely

bountiful

Tempting

I'll be round Cheers for apprx 19:30 hours. I it may take some time to get my hair into the perfect bouffont you all know and love.

Irresistable

It would indeed be quite a sight. What say you to frothy drinks in an hour Sam? Partridge is yet to confirm.

Well I'm heading down there in about an hour, fancy joing Sam and myself for some chilled, frothing beverages? I'll even get them in, there'll be one of Sam's best waiting for you when you walk in. What man could resist?