The Faceman

So have you and Alan settled your differences Chris? If so then any buddy of Alan's is a friend of The Facemans. Viva la perdiz (a Spanish partridge).

Indeed, if we start here then he could be back on prime-time television before you know it. His fate rests in your hands.

Yes Chris just place you're vote here. Before you know it you can be amongst The Partridges flock.

Kriss Kross - Jump

Why sound so surprised my dear? We should mate.

Snoop dog - Aint nuthin' but a G thang

Senor Wop Muchacho and his blind Chillian pan pipes band - El faceman es un amo verdadero entre las hojas. Sus habilidades sexuales son como ningún otra.

Superior

My word you truly are a moron! then why did you run away? Run along and finish your homework child. Come back to me when you've actually passed basic English. Untill then I don't really see the point in argueing with you, it's not like it's going to be much of a challenge.

Here, here, mon frere. I don't understand why certain posters resort to such churlish remarks. Just because you don't listen to their music it means that you listen to pop? Come now chris if you look back a few posts you shall see some of the bands that we listen too. And I must say my friend that they blow everything that you listen to out of the water.

The Faceman welcomes you to our humble messageboard. Ciao.

One must agree with you there Sammy. And I thought that Coldplay fan's were supposed to be the intellectual type. Alas looks like The Faceman was wrong.

Yeah it was on the Q C.D. last moth wasn't it. Still not as bad as his take on "High and Dry" He may have some sweet piano skills but that lad just can't sing.

And your point is?

Laters amigo.

Indeed my friend, but like all true legends he died before his time. At least he left us with one of the greatest records ever released. Grace has more passion than all of Williams pathetic attempts put together.

This is true, however once you become such a beast the need for masturbation is purely academical. You'll have a bevvy of beauties to do it for you.

Jam Masta DMC Feat 50 pence and Fly D. Sweet Candy - I jus' popped a cap in some mutha!

Senor Wop Muchacho and his blind Chillian pan pipes band - El Siempa Que Ki Ora

Well said my friens, I have more refined tastes. Give me some Joy Division, Radiohead or Jeff Buckley any day. Rubbish such as Maroon 5 does not sit well with The Faceman.

Girth

I understand your haste my friend. Do not be alarmed however, Samuel and I shall take you under out wing. Soon you shall be a sexual tyranosaurus such as us.

Not just anyone can be an 80's icon. It takes style, grace, itelligence and some crazy sexual skillz to pull it off. I think that we being moderators would set this site above the rest. We'd be the premiership compared to lesser chatrooms.