The Faceman

So that's a no for constructing more positive threads then?

He revels in it, I blame the media completely for his rise to fame. Lets face it his music isn't good enough to make him famous.

Why the hostlity? my fellow coldplayers and I don't much care for your tone fine sir. Please attempt to construct some more positive posts.

Do you know me? If not then you're missing out. What say you to a bottle of chilled red at cheers? Sam has one of the finest selections in all of Boston.

Come my dear, you know it makes sense. Alan would be a fine moderator, if not the best that this site had ever seen.

Yeah I don't get it either. The Libertines had a few decent songs, granted. But they still idolise him, since he left he's produced nothing but absolute tripe. Thank fuck that Babyshambles have been dropped.

Bring back the turkey thread. The Faceman begs of you coldplayers.

Only 20 minutes untill the greatest spectacle on television. Deal or no Deal, I can't wait to get my daily intake.

I'm a big fan, only last night myself, Sam and Alan were talking about it's merrits over a cool glass of suds (At Cheers of course - Where everybody knows your name!). Any soundtrack that features Joy Division and Tears for Fears has to be one of the greatest ever.

I'm fucking gutted, I've being doing that goal celebration for the past year. Fair enough I'm a defender so it doesn't happen that ofton. But that's beside the point, people are gonna think that I'm copying that gangly twat now.

I feel sorry for the youngsters out there who don't know any better. Noel Gallagher lost all respect for NME years ago and I think he was spot on. What pisses me off most about them is that they fucking love Pete Doherty. That just about sums up how shite they are.

I've finally had enough of them, After buying The Strokes 3rd album and THe Arctic Monkeys I've had enough. They're nothing more than a bunch of bandwagon jumping public schoolboys masquerading as music Journos.

I respect Wossies opinions as much as I do The NME's. Both haven't got a fucking clue.

Hmmmm, The Faceman certainly agrees. His skills as a critic are amateurish at best.

Phantom, consider yourself buddy listed. You are a true gentleman and scholar.

Yeah I'm not a fan of Wossie either. Not as bad as his brother though, he must be the mosta talentless man on tv.

Who? Noel?

Yeah, I wasn't a fan of yesterdays contestant. Far too cheeky for my tastes.

I can't wait for my daily Noel intake, what a cheeky little scamp he is. I hope he gets some high fives in there today.

Then Countdown, the Deal or no Deal. What a plethora of day time entertainment

Diagnosis Murder is on in a sec, get BBC1 slammed on.

Anyway we seem to have digressed. So what policies do you have in mind if you are elected?

I'm sure that you could come up with some beautiful polo necks, and how about catering for the larger male? I'm sure you remember how hard it was to get a good suit at the height of your Toblerone addiction.

Now, Now Rundle, I wouldn't recommend bad mouthing Sam. He is after all intelectually superior. Surely you remember the little conversation that we had the other week. If I remember correctly I totally bitched you, now do us all a favour and run along little boy. And whilst your there do me a favour and tell Alf Roberts to update the stock in his bait shop.