Alan Partridge

Robbie Williams hasn't even had a touch of the balll. Bepa's on the picth off eastenders,lol. What a guy!

Your on form faceman

That's what i meant, Jamie Theakston didn't even dive for the ball, he just watched it go in. I've scored better penalties over the daisy field back in my day

He didn't even dive for the ball the loser

When you look back over the years at the england team we have always had weak links. Our Team now is the best team we've ever had and i can't see it being bettered

Did you just see Zolo's lob from his own half. It's would have been a brilliant goal if that went in

I bet he did, i bet he said "How the bloody hell, did Carlton Palmer get a game, he's shit"

They did the bring back the A-Team programme. I think next it should do a bring back "The Peppard" programme. A seyance would be the best way of going around that situation

A Carton Palmer fan eh. The langy assasin, indeed a fine footballer in his day but never one of the greats.

I am a Norwich fan, Norwich all the way. We are to underated in my opinion. Jeremy Goss was one of the finest footballers to grace the pitch with his presence but as for Ruel Fox, i don't trust anyone who does/has played for Newcastle.

If the A-Team reformed them all my childhood and grown up dreams would have come true. But without the Peppard it's gonna be rather tricky

That would be hard to argue with but, no one can beat the Eric that is Cantona in the partridges opinion.

She will be mine, oh yes she will be mine. What a film!

Maradonna is a legend ever though he cheated us with his hand of god shenanigans in the past

OH shit, robbie williams has started the second half. I hope he gets injured the fucking cock

Ahh, the legendary tache/ponytail combo, that guy could have been a big name in the porn industry if he only took a different career direction

David Seaman is still as good as ever. If i was Sven i would bring him to the world cup and bring him out of retirement.

Well he's denied it it the past but we know Michael and we always knew. I'm just glad the had th balls to come clean in the end. And they aren't the only balls he's had if you know what i mean?

I don't mind him but he's a shite footballer. Bradley Walsh is a good little footballer aswell. I was expecting big things from John Barnes, but i'm not impressed so far. Paul Gasgoine could never disapoint me though

I blame the greeks.

Les Ferdernand's goal was good aswell. Gordan Ramsey is shit, he should stick to cooking and as for robbie williams half half time crack, he should just pack up and go home