Alan Partridge

Dude, come back when you have something to say. This is exactly what I was talking about. Not once have I insulted you all day, I've asked you for an adult conversation countless times. If you want to add me to you're ignore list then fine, crack on. This childish behaviour is getting quite tiresome now. Yeah I had a good chat with him, he seems like a pretty decent bloke. I apologised for some of my earlier comments and he seems ok. Well I'm calling him a him but I haven't got a clue, could be a woman for all I know. There seems to be a fair few lasses on here. Maybe so my friend, maybe so. However I must bid you farewell and goodnight. I'm gonna hit the hay, I'll get hold of you tomorow to see what's happening. I think I'm gonna be tempted by steak night at cheers. I think Sam's on dayshift tomorrow so he should be out for a pint during the night. Anyway dude, laters. When have I ever licked anyone's ass? Seriously all you did when you posted that is make yourself look like an even bigger child. I'm still waiting for you to say something adult, looks like I shall go wanting for some time. Yeah far too many Trolls knocking about on this thread. Once crystal and her cronies grow tired I'm sure that this messageboard will be a better place for all.

Hahahaha, An_Cat pretending she can't see our posts again and acting as if she doesn't read them, lol. This girl cracks me up, keep them jokes coming An_Cat, your on form!

I'm always thinking of new ideas but this lack of sleep thing is starting to weight heavy on my mind. Than all of a sudden, i spared a thought for my beloved fish.

I must remember to feed the fish

"Knowing Me, Knowing You" and "I'm Alan Partridge" staring, yes you guessed it, me Alan Partridge Ahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Yeah, you like me! Thanks for the vote in the Partridge for Moderator debate!

We all know that An_Cat has not ignored us and that's why she feels the need to keep popping by to our threads and feels she needs to leave us comments like "I've ignored them" or "Just add them to your ignore list, that's what i've done". Yeahhhhhhhh, of course you have An_Cat, we all believe you don't we, honestly! She's obviously addicted to reading our threads and she secretly likes us deep down, there's no other explaination?

Indeed, I think that both myself and Sniggs here have become more open minded this week. It has been a true eye opener. Well we can always hope my friend. As long as we have that then nothing is impossible. Well it just goes to show, we arent the instigators of every arguement. We have a bad reputation on this board, although we may say some things that people disagree with. We will never attack unless it has been done to us first. We have turned over a new leaf so to speak. Yes I apologise for that, but like you said it's all in the past. If Erin,Crystal,Alyssa and the rest of them want to have a go then they are welcome to it. I certainly won't be provoking them. Well my friend it's all a matter of opinion. Personally I think that sarcasm beats a penis joke any day of the week. But that's just my opinion. If someone doesn't wish to post on our threads or they find them pointless then really they should know what to do. Yet some people still do it. When I put a thread up saying "what's your favourite crisps?" I get lammented for it. When a moderator put's up a thread saying "What do people think of Twiglets" nothing is said. There seem's to be double standards here, personally I'd rather comment on a thread asking why do people hate Robbie Wiliams than "Post pictures of the gorgeous Chris". But I do agree with you, it is good to set your mind free and have a laugh. People just do that in different ways. Well it just goes to show what happens when you give a man a chance. Personally my favourite was one about crisps, that seemed to go down well. You should check it out sometime. Yeah I must agree that was quite childish of me. But to be fair people still talk to me after I posted it, well the kinda people that I like talking to anyway. There have been people on here that I've had problems with in the past but we seem to have put our differences aside. The only thing that I don't appreciate is when I do get labeled a SPAMmer when people don't even read what I have to say. Still if the only people that I'm getting atatcked by are 14 year olds in Australia or students who think that theyre "elite" because they have a poster of Che Guevara on their wall then I can live with that. Shut up? not very polite of you, when you have something constructive to say then come back and we can have a proper conversation. If you'd care to look through the last few pages then you would clearly see that we've been having an intelligent conversation about this such thing. Now I won't attack untill provoked so go away and think about your response. Cos it's not like you to offend anyone. What was it again - "Shut up you idiot" or "Dude shut up" or something alomg those lines. I'm still waiting for your response. So anyway back to the original subject, How about Alan for moderator? Fair point, I'm sure that Alan will be most dissapointed when he reads it however. He doesn't take failure well. When he had his series axed he became addicted to Toblerones and drove to London barefoot. The Partridge for moderator campaign seems to have hit an impass. I say that we get it back on track by putting our full support behind The Partridge. Leave your messages of support here folks. Great Scott! 1.21 Gigawats! The Partridge gets my full support, i'm backing him all the way. Go the Partridge! Cheers Doc, The Partridge will be most pleased to have an academic such as yourself on his side. Thank you Faceman. Now that Doc's on the scene, you and Sam better be prepered for the Ladies to move more towards my corner. With hair like mine, some times it just makes me feel invincable! It's a bit out of shape out the moment but with help and tips from the faceman and sam, i can bring the bouffont back in style Well we shall see about that my friend. There aren't many bouffont's like Mine and Sams. Although as you know the ladies are uncontrolably drawn to a man with an 80's haircut.

Yeah of course you didn't Alyssa. Everyone knows your our number one 1 fan. Everywhere we go you have to post a comment there. You like us, just admit it! If you don't like us then prove it and never post in this or any of our threads again then we will all know how you truely feel, so i'm guessing this is goodbye forever.

Erin i'm pretty sure you said earlier that your surprised we even noticed you because not many people notice that you exist, or something along those lines but if you post on our threads then we are bound to notice you. If you don't want to be noticed by us, don't post on our threads! Yes we get the point, you’ve said in the past about a million times that you've added us to your ignore list, come up with something new to say next time will you please? And if you’ve added us to your ignore list, how come you can still read out posts? It’s because you secretly like us and enjoy our posts, that’s what I think.

I don't agree with that statement whatsoever. The Partridge is his own man, just as The Faceman and Sam Malone are their own men. If one chooses to be "racist" as you put it. That does not mean the others will follow, so next time back your statements up with facts will you? Come on crystal, why all the SPAM? let's have a chat, I'm sure that there's plenty we could discuss. I'm still waiting for an explanation about the racism slur. All I want is a bit of intelligent conversation, why all the hostility? Far from it, I'd never resort to such childish remarks. I know that you can't see what I'm writing and I'm doing it anyway so other people can see that I'm above it. By the way if someone would like to inform an_cat that I went to a DPT gig about 3 weeks ago and they were quite poor in my opinion. That's not me trying to get a rise out of her it's just that I'm not a big fan. And before you say why did you go? my cousin had spare tickets so I thought it would be worth a shout. And when did I insult you exactly? All I want is intelligent conversation if you actually cared to read my posts (I know there may have been some big words) then you'd clearly see this.

I just can't believe how popular Alan is, i was very surprised. I knew in the end people would come round to my way of thinking, so thanks everyone, i really appreciate it, thanks!

Hello, so what's going on? I see some of the so called "elite" have been productive in my absence. There seem's to be a few people making bold statements, Something about holding themselves up in a battle? anyway if anyone wants a nice chat then I'm here waiting. Not once has the Partridge made a racist or raunchy remark. So please get your facts straight before you label someone as a racist because that is slander my friend! I find that remark exremely distastefull. I am one of the least racist people that you could ever wish to meet. Not once will you see a racist comment by me. "Racist by association"? That has to be the biggest load of fucking bollocks that I have ever heard. You seem hell bent on the fact that we're all the same person. It's a shame that your tiny mind can't grasp the fact that people on this site may actually know some others in real life. Then again do you even have any concept of real life? You're probably stuck to your keyboard 24/7. Hmmm, funny that you should bring up cheers that reminds me of probably the only other arguement that you bring up. Anyway I digress, the main thing that I'm bothered about is that you assume I'm a racist. I have friends from just about every colour, creed and religion going. One of my best friends is black, I've had asian girlfriends. Not that I give a fuck. I don't see people as colours, I see them as PEOPLE. I don't even have a clue where you've got this racism thing from anyway. If someone I know posted something of that nature then I will never condone that in any way. But if you're too small minded to brand me a racist when I've never even said anything of the sort then I pity you. Congratulations crystal you are the first person on this site to actually make me mad. If that's what you set out to do then bravo. So they're a bit like pete Doherty then?

I'm just curious? So what's the answer?

Do you know these people? or are you just finding random pictures of emo kids from somewhere and slaggiing them off?

ClearAsCrystal, please don't call Sniggirb lame. He is now a close friend of the Partridges and if he gets insulted, Alan gets insulted, so please keep your thoughts to yourself in the future please. You never know if you change your ways, the Partridge might take you in under his wings as well, the choice is yours my dear?

thank you Phantom, much appreciated.

And why is that if you don't mind me asking? I feel that Alan could be a great moderator and a great leader!

No i didn't see that happen but he told me last night that he had called it truce with you and i feel i should do the same as i have been out of order towards you in the past. And any friend of the faceman's is a friend of mine. You've been added to the Prtridge's buddy list!

Deal or no deal has just started. Hign five anybody? Sniggirb, i feel that the Partridge has been out of order towards you at certain points on certain threads and would like to take this opportunity to apologise and call it a truce?

So berrywomen, what's your verdict on Alan becoming a moderater? Do you approve? Think about it, sleep on it! You and me could make a very powerful partnership!

It is now you've joined it. Change your title to "HEADLESS PRICK!"