Majson

i'm a pre op tranny...

People don't vote for who they beleive in, they only ever vote for what will give them the best option of out the two main parties, which is why lib dems will probably never ever get elected or even past the 3rd party status. The trouble is, that there are very few difference between labour and conservatives these days. New labour doesn't stand for any of the ideals old labour had (they are in a sense conservative now) and conservatives are nothing more than new labour). They're more interested at throwing insults around that promoting their agenda.

erm, you could always check the details on the packaging? or if you brought it fresh, i'd not kepe it longer than a week or two...just very skeptical about such things

yippeee

aaw, bless the spammers Spam united

hmm....I wonder not that i care, i hope i win, it'd be like shitting in your faces and being paid for it afterwards

tosspot = jerk off (as in the insult)

narcassism can be fun when done correctly

that's perfect time! if i had a gold star, you'd get it....instead just bend over, i'll give you "one" too :lol:

wow Minger = ugly..aka "she's a right minger" Munter = ugly..aka "she's a right munter" "safe man" = alright/good.

"i'd give her one" = i'd have sex with her "she's tight" = she's quite attractive

mmmmmm

for the record... it didnt work as well as when I had 'spoken to others' :P and I'm not talking about the mic... that work just fine... well i wasn't trying to chat you up dear, plus it was 6am, i was tired

i heard that americans even subtitled trainspotting

whee..on mic

it said you couldn't be added

added i'll do it before i bugger off to bed

fall = autumn

hehe, maybe i'll speak into my mic for you and make you wet

hardest to understand.... Well Newcastle people can be hard to udnerstand (geordies), Brummies can be hard to understand too (birmingham, my homeland), scottish people and welsh people who speak in very broad accents.

jerk off = wank Egghead is a prick = egghead is an idoit Egghead is a wanker = egghead is a jerkoff no offence mr

no no no, you don't say semi stuffy, just semi. i got a semi (means i'm half hard) Penis = dick (well dick most common word used over here) Breat = boobs/tits (most commonly used words here) pants = trousers over here Underwear = pants (over here)

we pronounce it, alu min e um....god knows why, i don't get why your pronounciation is different jon: a haircut doesn't look fit...it looks "tight" or "good"...but the girl looking fit and giving you a bit of a stiffy is fine...if it was half a stiffy, use "semi". Bin = trash can Sofa = settee erm I'm brom bimringham Cam, the middle of england, but the regional dialect around ehre is awful, you don't want to know any

the what?

Well, so many yanks on the baord, why not educate them in the way to speak, they can wow their friends with new lingo. Here's how it works..... the americans can ask for the british meaning of a word, we reply... and british can give a few translations of their own... for exmaple Boner = hard on, stiffy Hot = fit Having a period = the decorators are in haircut = ears lowered trash = rubbish Trunk = boot (of a car) Cell phone = mobile phone