Majson

i like to listen to french music when boinking i mena it sounds sexy "j'tem" or something :lol: :lol: :lol: or better yet, play a tape of a girl faking her orgasm, makes it easier for the girl to just be quiet etc. :)

more sir, more!!! yes, treat me ind, but call me nasty names and whip me... oh wait you're male..pah, do it anyway

it's not offcial yet

i'm hoping that the new album will mean they'll come over here, though them and their record label don't so much have a european wing, grr

*hugs left leg* aaaw, they're all mean to you

Very clever reilly hehe

Tut tut, the minions junmped in and assumed, no wonder i killed all life, bar 2 by 2

it used to be spearmint polos, but then i read the packet and found out they can act as a laxative (aka, make you poo)

i said her, not you Alessa, that's just rude. Unless i mentoin a name specifically, you should never assume.

bloody hell, someones from dem forté uni! and looking like the guy from busted

no-one ever understands if i like a thread or not, I work in mysterious ways... hence why the aying is, God works in mysterious ways..aka i am god

yeah, it's why lube was invented, bloody rash

pah, but you luvs me mr....everyone does apart from her *points to her* she's just a retard

This is as much fun as mastebrating with sandpaper...

sorry, i didnt mean to leave them lik..o yes i get it

it's the final countdown *da na naaaar nah, nah nah nah nah naaaah" oh wait....not what this is about?

Funny, my catchphrase is.. do you see?

i would refuse to marry, as it's a religious thing :p i'd partner up with leftleg, rielly, laura and berry....cos i'm a dirty whore

damn, if i'd stayed away for 2 more days, maybe i'd have been here

yes, i don't have that much money lol

i'm a happy meal with legs now and hey berry *snogs* how are you darling

jason Mraz, eagles ballroom (TOnight, Not again) - well yummy jason big plus, but great songs, and wonderful extras too

they should tour the uk. bastards! love them though

aaaw, miles ahead of me and i have no idea who you are. must remember to keep posting, been ehre ages, know very few now. alas congrats

you know if it was found by the roadside, dispose of it, it was just one of my past victims did i say victims, i meant "ex's"