Majson

listening to wind in my pants

so what egghead, it's funny. you listen to coldplay songs dont you, even if they're old you watch comedy shows and movies again, even if they're old. is there much point in replying if you're going to be so short and off hand?

no it's just that i got sick of the site when it derailed into silly land...hopefully silly members have gone and fun can return

hey babes.....but erm, read the thread. it's very funny.

people are leaving, what did i miss

On her radio show, Dr. Laura Schlesinger said that as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22, and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following response is an open letter to Dr. Laura, penned by a U.S. citizen. It's funny as well as informative. Dear Dr. Laura, Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share the knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 states it to be an abomination. End of debate. I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other elements of God's law and how to follow them. 1) When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the lord (Lev. 1:9). The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them? 2) I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her? 3) I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness (Lev. 15:19-24). The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense. 4) Leviticus 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians? 5) I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states that he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself? 6) A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination (Lev. 11:10), it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this? Are there degrees of abomination? 7) Leviticus 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here? 8) Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around the temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Leviticus 19:27. How should they die? 9) I know from Leviticus 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves? 10) My uncle has a farm. He violates Leviticus 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them (Lev. 24:10-16)? Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws (Lev. 20:14)? I know you have studied these things and thus enjoy considerable expertise in such matters, so I am confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's Law is eternal and unchanging. Your adoring fan, Ed.D. Professor Emeritus University of Virginia

well, why should you push to the front? if you wanted to get to the front you would have turned up earlier, like others did. yes, you may have paid for gig, but so had others, standing on peoples shoulders obstructs their view, it's selfish.They have paid too, and deserve the same chance to see what's going on as you do

pictures here are some pictures. 1. The Crowd 2. Morning Runner (was a bit bright) 3. SuperGrass (also bright) Coldplay from here on in

oh, thats a quick review. i'f do a proper review if i were to do that. which i may well do in the morning.

oh, i do have pictures, but don't know if i have webspace, don't know how i should go about doing it, tips?

well what i dont get is that it's called "the twisted Logic Tour" but they don't play twisted logic. ’Square One’ ’Politik’ ’Yellow’ ’God Put A Smile Upon Your Face’ ’Speed Of Sound’ ’Low’ ’Warning Sign’ ’Everything’s Not Lost’ ’White Shadows’ ’The Scientist’ ’'Till Kingdom Come’ ’Don’t Panic’ ’Clocks’ ’Swallowed In The Sea’ ENCORE what if ' ’In My Place’ ’Fix You’ My Review Well i got there early, me and an another ex member of here, and we walked around. found some nice little spots, sat, enjoyed the sun, maoned about £2 a drink, which in the end were warm too, and generelly wondered how close we could get to the front. so we tried to get closer, we did. Yay. So, half 5, sun is bright and the palce is filling up a bit, morning runner appear onstage at 6.05. Though i didnt much like their 1st song (and i thought the sound was off during their songs) i really did enjoy some of their songs, very piano based at times, but with the undertone of indie rock. Nice band, perhaps big things could happen for them. they left at just after half 6 and by this point, people had clumped together at the centre of the stage (i was to the right of it if you looked towards it). So on come supergrass (at 7) and paly a few songs (i don't really know, i only like 3 supergrass songs, not a fan at all, infactr ather dislike them but this was the only concert of the play i could go to). They didnt play "alright" though (figure it must be their creep, as it wee). They were on for an hour, and msot of the crowd were into them, by now the crowd had really lumped together.... however, coldplay did not come out until just after 9 (yes, i was annoyed at this, seeing as i'd been on my feet since 5!!!! and they were now very sore) Another thing i had found annoying, in the crowds pushing etc, some very tall guy with a perm was infront of me and i could barely see anything. So on come coldplay, and Chris appears to be in high spirits, singing their songs. Yes a lot of the enw album, it is the X&Y album tour after-all, but i was a little under-whelmed to be honest. After some amazing gigs of late, i knew it would be hard to beat, and i really was not too happy with the audience at times (throwing beer and emtpy bottles, which ended up hitting people). Politik is a great song, but i think makes a better opener (how-ever it was opener during the rush of blood tour, so maybe they should make it a closing song now). Yellow obviously got the crowd singing, which was nice, as did god put a smile. at some point during god put a smile, these two big breasted women tried to barge past me (many people had tried to during the gig, but i wasn't going to move, i got their early and earnt my place, they go off drinking at the back, or be lazt and arrive late, they don't deserve a good spot hehe) anyway, the taller girl managed (with help of another) to shove me out of the way and into the person next to me (which i thought was very rude) and then i moved right back into position, crushing one of the girls "damn you" she shouted...damn her. Everything's not lost was as usual, great, sing along etc, white shadows was good, the scientist was wonderful...the acoustics of dont panic were very good too. Clocks was brilliant, with an amazing light show aswell (bit like glastonbury but still wonderful)....swallowed by the sea seemed a bit dull to me. off they go, back on for encore all good songs, very nice...they leave....just before 10.30. Hang on, what's this, a band who have 3 studio albums, and a variety of b-sides and ep'd don't even play 90 minutes? What's going on, surely that can't be right, but no, it is. big big let down there, shame on them. (and for those ticket prices double shame). Best Song: Clocks Worst Swallowed by the see Though, to add, i also think the train companies got it so very wrong...there were still a large number of people wanting to get to london bridge station, when they stopped running, and enough still wanting to go to victoria, too few trains in my view. Over-all Get this, this is actually the worst concert i've ever been to. Not that it was bad as such, it wasn't it was fine, but it was a bit bog standard. They were not on long enough and left some good songs off the setlist (spies, shiver, rush of blood to the head, amsterdam, trouble and i'm always hopeful of animals or talk). Although Chris did seem up for it with his dancing and little chats to us, it didn't come across amazingly well through song. So, you might not like the score of 6/10 but compared to Guster, ben folds and barenaked ladies concerts i've been to within the last 15 months, there just wasn't the same enthusiasm from the performers, the show itself was too short (i mean some of us were there from 4, and we damn well wanted/expected a lot more than an 80 minute show of songs and maybe 10 mins of talking etc..hell the crappy DJ on after supergrass was on longer than coldplay). So no, bad, and i feel a tad bit ripped off at the same time, but i did enjoy it, but feel that £40 (including boking fee) was a bit much for what i got considering coldplay are in my top 10 of fave artists, this is not good.

god

4. bloody hell. didn't relaise it was that early. i dont' like supergrass lol

no-body cares bout me, bitches

dirty of course... number 2 = poo so reilly should take a picture of his loo after he does a poo poo, the lovely brown-ness

methinks you should take a pic of your tiolet after you've done a number 2 and have that as your avatar

6 hours left to party..i could have full on sex with you 4 times during that length of time..and still do you boil an egg

well careful, it's like a camel...it likes to spit sometimes. wouldn't want to ruin your furniture etc...

nothing wrong with suasages

or some woman with really sharp teeth going "let me at him....sausages!"

la la la birthday kiss and *pulls down pants and flashes* birthday peep show

hmmph...they're doing my uni's summer ball....decided i'm not going to go... could be worse, my friend in sunderland is having brian macfadden..ha!

it depends on what we're talking about.. see if i'm on my back then i comment on how the ceiling needs to be painted.... and if they're on their back, then they might say how they need glasses or something.... Another position, like erm, in a car, we might talk about how busy it was on the roads.. failing that, just shove something in their mouth and say "suck it"

telling people that they are spammers is actually nothing more than spamming yourself (and yes this is also a psam, but also a public service announcement)