Majson

you just love the british accent don't you berry

i should be drooling over berry..yet egg is hot without no pants on :lol:

joyous stupendous fun

i don't need to, you're doing quite alright with that on your own. LEts not forget what you said in a post just a few replies up this page

i'd answer the question, but then i'd have to shoot you

it is? that must be why my gay friends lov eit, and desperate housewives

nice to meet you too berry, and albie. bless ya cotton socks, all tied up in a twist at the thoguht of someone with superior intellect here to insult you

2+2=5? i'm 21, but i like to let my inner child loose every now and then nothing wrong in a harmles and graphic discussion on ice cream

i'll take a picture of my friends one next time and post it :lol: i dont post much berry cos a lot of the people i knew an dliked either vanished, or changed their names and i didnt relaise, and a load of newbie annoying people joined and just annoyed me, so i left for a while. Came back and albie and david g were spamming most threads with needless and pointles sinfo, so i left again, now i'm back and there seems to be somewhat calmer postings going on, which in itself is an encouraging sign

not really

a pierced bell end....penis, cock, ding dang, beg ben, "say hello to my little friend"

yes i really have. apparently it hightens sexual pleasure, but it feels a little funny and looks a tiny bit odd too. Not sure i could have it done myself

ooh, i've felt a princa albert, wasn't anything too nice, made me cringe...so i felt it again and for longer just to make sure it was nothing special....cough :embarrased: :blush: :blush:

she's right, it's all marketing..why you think they call it "super size"

yes, should always use your toungue, aske berry, she knows what i mean :wink3:

Phalic names, but yes.... now it reminds of the "f.a.b" bars......ah bless

don't they ding everyones bells? it's even better if you mix the two... the Extreme of the extreme fetishes of course is throwming marmite in with the other two....

i was a strange kid, who the hell wanted the tiny little spoon they gave you that was of no use. Better to use my long toungue, and it's paid dividends

oh yes, you've not been reading the "why" thread have you leg? she's well into porn, extreme fetish at that

think my fave's are also rudely named now i think about it "black forest" "feast" and "twister"... do you get something called a "screwball"? it even has the deceny to have chewing gum at the bottom of it, so you work your way, with your toungue, to the very bottom to get a prize... it's a subliminal message, we train our kids very young these days....learn how to use your toungue..get a treat....it's stuck in their minds throughout life

it's a perfect flow and evolution of conversation..... it's probably Scat

i've never tried my softee..... mr whippy yes...and a mcflurry.... the best are ice lollies of course, because they have sticks on them, so you can't "lose" them somewhere

i think we've touched upon porn here ;)

look at that picture, the man in the van is slumped over, knocking one off into his softee, thats how they amke it all fluffy and lickable you know. infact, he's probably sitting on the shakes machine, getting all shook up while he knocks one off thinking of berrychen doing her thing with her fingers whilst enjoying his ice cream, tsk

tame is boring, i like to use varies forms of taunting, long words that most people don't understand. and crude simple words that people get offended by