melanieau

Yep, there ain't nothing small about Jonny Boy:sneaky:

T.G.I.J. :cool:

I was hoping you would post those:D

no, but he's got younger ones:wink3:

Awwwwww!

Some Chrissy deliciousness...

This is for Jonny lovers but Will lovers will enjoy it as well...

Hey Lauren...yeah if the Oracle is Debs I am hoping she's just referring to the old official board getting out of control because almost everyone on this site is just about as nice and harmless as can be. We all talk a big talk about what we'd do to the boys or whatever but its all in good fun. Surely the Oracle is smart enough to see that:dozey:

Lori, you posted this a while back but I found it this morning and :wink3: oh and watch this:

if the Mel does that then the Angie will be sleeping on the street come November:P

What's going on here? Is the Oracle acknowledging that the official forums that used to exist suck? I hope they aren't taking a dig at these forums...because those are fightin' words:angry:

August 22, 2008 - submitted by Marine, France Q. Will Coldplay take an orchestra on stage one day ? The Oracle replies: At the 2003 Grammys they performed Politik with the New York Philharmonic Orchestra. August 22, 2008 - submitted by Bryan, United States of America Q. A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender immediately pulls out a gun and points it at the man. The man says "Thank you" and walks out of the bar. What happened? The Oracle replies: This sort of answers another question sent in by Brenna a while ago who wanted to know the best cure for hiccups. I wouldn't advise anyone to do this as it's bloomin' stupid, but the answer to your question is the man has hiccups. The shock of having a gun pulled on him cures them. Using your thumbs to cover your ears and little fingers to block your nostrils and have someone slowly pour water into your mouth (gulp it slowly) works just as well. back August 22, 2008 - submitted by Mollie, United States of America Q. Who's the girl with the short dark hair thats in The Scientist video and she's also in one of the Tim Hope-made videos? The Oracle replies: That's Elaine Cassidy. August 22, 2008 - submitted by Laura, Hungary Q. Is there ever going to be a message board on the website where fans can talk to each other? thnx Oracle for the answer:) The Oracle replies: There are no plans to have a message board on this site. Personally those forums can get very ugly and unhealthy. They're scary places even for an Oracle. That said; if you're looking for one the unofficial fan site coldplaying.com have a popular one. August 22, 2008 - submitted by Tyler, United States of America Q. Is there a fanclub?! Because I would love to further support my favorite band XD The Oracle replies: There isn't a fan club. Kudos to a group of people who ran Coldplayground, which was a fan club for fans by fans that ceased to be in December 2001. The Mince Spies CD was given away with that last ever issue as a Christmas present and thank you to the members for their support. That CD has become quite a collector's item. back August 22, 2008 - submitted by Priscilla, Mexico Q. How did Will ended up as the drummer when he didn't even play the drums?? The Oracle replies: Will's amazing. He's so musical and can play many instruments. His flatmate was supposed to record drums for their E.P but wasn't in when the band turned up. They were desperate for someone and Will offered to help them out and that is how he became the drummer. August 22, 2008 - submitted by Olivier, Canada Q. Dear Oracle, is it true that the word 'COLDPLAY' is a lyric from the band Keane. Did Coldplay bought that name to Keane? The Oracle replies: I've already answered this so please peruse previous questions. I'll settle the urban myth though. It wasn't Tim from Keane who passed the name on; it was a different Tim entirely. August 22, 2008 - submitted by Tommy, Australia Q. Dear Oracle, Did you know that I have invented a new kind of paper? It's a bit like toilet paper, but instead is called refrigerator paper. It is used for wiping a refrigerator's bottom. in much the same way as toilet paper is used for wiping a... toilet's bottom. Anyway I wasnt sure if you knew, so I guess this is just in case. The Oracle replies: Congratulations Tommy, this question was the 10,000th question! There's no prize or anything, just thought I'd mention it. back

That's why I :heart: you, Noelia! You're on;)

alright Angie...I think we need to start charging for stalking advice!!!:laugh3:

if i had the address i'd be on a plane to france right now!! and i must give credit to the stalker who taught me everything i know: THE ANGIE

^^oh i know..i'm just messing with you....hee hee! that was in the last message she sent me;) i'll keep you posted if there's more:stunned:

well, this isn't my first time:wink3: he is renting the house that is next to hers...

well i only told her i wanted to share her pics with some coldplay fans...i didn't specify WHERE i'd be sharing them:D

yes, she seems very nice!:)

well on the 30th they've got that gig in London so I'm guessing he'll go back to England before that:thinking:

He is in France until next week...let the stalking begin...

I have asked her if he is still there...i'll let you know what she says!

Brace yourselves ladies...you've been warned

OK! My new best friend Julie from France sent me this: In fact Guy and his friend joined us in my house, certainly attracted by music and Champagne!!!! It's incredible but they came to say us hello and spend a moment with us. In France it's very usual, all neighbours are friends, but in that case it's very different, Coldplay bassist as neigbour! Guy and his friends are really nice, kind and simple. but that's not all......

i love Jonny's face here...its saying - that's right bitches he's MINE:sneaky: