Spiderman

Muffinman I was waiting at high noon. You never showed up. CHICKEN RUN is obviously your favorite movie.

I will save you.

Hey Kryptonite is cool. I don't die from that. I got all over my house. More people sent that to me in the mail. But I aint the kind of pussy liek Superman to die from that. :P

Good idea.

She's always going to be the one. [Not Kirsten Dunst by the way, that's just for the movie. Mary Jane jsut didn't wanna be in the movie.] But I have a crush on Jennifer Lopez! What can I do?

I have a crush on Jennifer Lopez. Ben Affleck. Bah. Did you see Daredevil? Made like 1/20 of as much as my movie made.

[whisper] shhh. ;) [/whisper]

Exactly. And how can someone named Bruce Wayne save the world?

[whisper] Shhhh we're the same person. [/whisper]

Exactly. And God knows what they do together with Robin. While me, I am perfecty straight. And i do have powers as you said. Thank you.

Yes i went it early. It was back when I discovered how to use my powers. I wasn't as powerful back then. Maybe Batman could have beaten me.

Oh the hamster did come to a sticky ending. It just didn't come out. :| Oops.

Doogie wow who is that on your avatar. I can't stop looking at her. Please let me save you. lol.

Yeah i tried but nothing happened man. But unfortunately nothing happened. Instead the web got stuck inside. Oops. :P

[i take off my mask for a while] I haven't said it to a person yet. I am in love right now though yes, but I still haven't said I LOVE YOU to her. [i put on my mask again]

Are you trying to be like me Muffinman? If so, how about this. This forum is too small for both of us. See you at Times Square today, at high noon.

It was actually me who saved him. I took him to the nearest hospital. That was indeed weird.

I mean come on. Spiders win by a country mile. Spiders are all so cute and sexy. Cockroaches are all ugly and ewwy. Just imagine. Cockroachman. Cockroachville. <-- Not cool.

Kirsten Dunst breasts. She made me lick them. Eww. I don't like her breasts.

Chocolate is Spiderman's second favorite kind of food. They come in the mail here in Spiderville from fans all around the world. Just make sure you put it somewhere where it's cold. I keep on gettting melted chocolates. But thanks to all of you. THank you!

Whenever I am bored i go through buildings in NYC. Last time I was in Virginia and Washington DC. No tall buildings there. Totally sucks. I was just hanging out at the Monument.

Cheeseburgers. Hmmm. Spiderman's official favorite food.

Yes, Hail to the Spiderman. That sounds so good!

Hehe. Not a problem!