Carolyn Marie

That's it. I need to contact their corporate headquarters tomorrow.

^ Congratulations!

Oh, I know. I'm just thinking if porn was to be released on Netflix the owners would have to come up with a new division name for that type of rental market. Hmmmm.... FishnetFlix? FuckFlix? LixFlix?

Well, ya gotta go when ya gotta go. Who are we to argue with bodily function...even in the midst of hardcore raunchy sex? :P

Oh My Goodness! Could you imagine if that sort of thing was available on Netflix?! Oh, the humanity. There would be little old bitties around the country thinking they were going to see a story about girls who love ice cream. The death toll would surely rise if that were to happen.

Hey! There are plenty of people who enjoy a little poo in their porn. Don't hate! Appreciate!* *Just Kidding.

I have been a non-smoker for three days. :D

I just laughed so hard that I just spit out some Coca-Cola onto my screen. Thanks. Thanks a lot. :lol:

Mostly Americans (and at least two Canadians) that are comedians. I find laughter to be very sexy and crush-worthy.

I am thinking you should. Then again, I remember what you said of thinking of all of us when you do it. That's slightly awkward for ALL of us. ;)

It's all about sex with you, isn't it? ;) STOP TREATING ME LIKE A SEX OBJECT!

Ha! Thanks! :D It is really cool that you opened up about a very private thing. It showed bravery, and I respect you for it.

^ Who is it, Rick? Hoping I get a call back on the working interview I had today.

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I am happy that this thread has been active in my absence.

I enjoyed our conversation tonight! :)

I mean, emotionally. It may be a cynical view, but the harder you love the harder you fall when out of love. You know what I mean?

Kidding or not, CHEERS to that! Ha! :laugh3:

I couldn't have said it better. You're right, women do have needs, too. If you guys think that we are all just dainty little creatures before you come into our world...you are sadly mistaken. :P

Sex is sensationalized in many ways, even in the way that Chris Martin referred to women in the quote you gave. Let me just tell you, putting women on a pedestal is dangerous.

Hey, we are all friends here...remember that. I'm sure that anyone either participating or reading in on this conversation tonight or any other time would think less of you for having been involved with this. You're a good kid. You just need to let go of some of your fears about it and try something different. Even if that means not taking part in masturbation. :shrugs

I'm 31. :D

So, you're saying that you put women on a pedestal, which ultimately makes them a celebratory figure. Interesting. Look, I can sit here and banter with you all night...BUT, I think that ultimately it's going to come down to this: You have already had dirty thoughts about someone. You know you have. So, here's the deal...if you have already had those dirty thoughts, why NOT masturbate? If it's an issue of sin...well, you've already sinned in your mind...which I am sure you are aware is worse in the eyes of the Higher Power (that I understand) than it is to act it out in the flesh. I would venture to say that those thoughts are fairly frequent, too. Just act on them. Masturbation is for YOU and YOU ALONE. Your Higher Power won't punish you for it, and you know why? Because we aren't perfect! We're human and as humans, we have a built in drive for sex. On the other side of that token, we as humans are also to take credit or the denial of that very, very basic human instinct. You don't have to apologize for your natural human needs. If you feel bad about it, talk to your Higher Power about it. I bet that you come to find that it is a very healthy way for you to progress into manhood.

I thank you for your compliments, then. :D

How about this...the next time you are walking down the street and a beautiful person catches your eye...masturbate thinking about them. It is someone you will never meet nor have to have an emotional connection with. A person you know or a celebrity (even though you don't 'know' them in a real sense, you know of them...if you follow me) you will have a personal connection to. Doing that will take away any sort of feeling of guilt in performing the act. Does that make sense to you?