Everything posted by JPB
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It's About Time.........
Well hopefull it'll be #1 Btw, DeahtAndAllHisFriends, is the lyric not "Roman cavalry choirs are singing"? I just noticed it in your siggy...
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New Coldplay Merch.
Woo hoo!! New merch!! Those t-shirts are just in time for all the good weather ;)
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Coldplay first week US sales projections- 700K!
Channeling my inner Mr Burns: ...Excellent...
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The SEX thread
^ I'm just messing with you Rick...you can cough awkwardly/laugh awkwardly anytime now... :dozey:
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The Coldplaying Pub.
Well Sandy's got champagne (the international symbol of France) and I've got to turf out a few drunks (the international symbol of Ireland) :P
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The Perv Unit
And so it begins...as the perv unit grows...world domination beckons! *Evil laugh followed by evil monologue* But who're the good guys? :thinking: And Jay, sometimes being all talk ain't a bad thing...specially when its backed up by the truth :P
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The Coldplaying Pub.
Yay!.........aw crap I missed another customer in the pub! Man this place actually has cobwebs. Tut tut. A pub thread that's next to empty? Truly, the end of the world is night...*insert worried smiley here*
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What's YOUR crack?
^ Truth? The American Way?
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The Coldplaying Pub.
Aww don't get embarassed - sure there's nobody else here!!
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Women think of shopping as much as men think about sex!!
:rolleyes:
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Europe in turmoil as Ireland says 'no' in EU treaty referendum
Mark, I can always appreciate your non-world weary, semi-cynical comments :)
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I've been afraid of coming on here
^ Is that aimed at me? Well, yes, Rick thought me everything I needed to know, right up to his death scene on the Death Star :P
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I've been afraid of coming on here
Thanks for the update, I guess
- The SEX thread
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I've been afraid of coming on here
well i believe we all now know that you've been feeding your rabbit its daily requirement of weed :P
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The Coldplaying Pub.
The smell of the rotten fish drove them out. Sandy, you did it again! :P
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Does God play dice with the Universe?
Well we've gone from talking bout God's dodgy dice to, "Dude, did you ever like, totally, smoke some weed?" Nice, 180 degree turn folks! :D
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HOW TO GET TO HEAVEN WHEN YOU DIE
Ooops, sorry Smith. Indya Smith. Like a vodka martini, shaken not stirred, with that? :D
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The Coldplaying Pub.
WWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Oh crap, watch the cork!! It hit me in the eye! Damn you Sandy!! :P
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Why ?
Thanks for putting it so elegantly Mark :rolleyes:
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I've been afraid of coming on here
Qwerty? Eh? Btw, "forlackofabettertitle", all the best and good luck! :)
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Why ?
^ totally, completely and utterly right: there is NO time like the PRESENT. I'm afraid its one of those times when you just have to take your balls in your hands and jump offa that bridge. Crude analogy, yes, but accurate ;)
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The Perv Unit
Well, I agree with Jay, the last two pages have been...revealing. Y'see, here's the problem with JD and his penilgraphs (btw props for name dude!): he ain't no Man of Steel. I am. My commander-in-chief doesn't get tired at all. Hard as steel. :smug:
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The Coldplaying Pub.
^ "drinking to forget their favourite teams have lost" I believe we'll be doin that regardless of winning or losing :lol: @Sandy - like to be a barmaid? pays crap, hours worse, and weird people bring in fish :P