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Will’s Secret Diary By 5142 PART ONE At the Bakery, Chris, Guy, Will, Jonny and Phil are sat on the sofa… Phil: Look, I’m telling you, I thought he was a woman! Chris: Just stop it Phil, Guy is vomiting! Guy makes vomiting sounds in the corner Phil: Well sorry, I was just trying to make conversation!, unlike Will, hey Will what are you doing? Will: Uhh, nothing… Will scribbles away in a notebook Phil: What’s that! Phil grabs the notebook Will: Give it back! Phil starts reading Phil: Ha!, Will’s Diary! Jonny: Ha!, Will, YOU have a diary! Will: Yes, now give it back Phil: Oh, I will, after I have read a few pages, Hold him back Jonny! Jonny holds Will back as Phil starts to read Phil: September 4th, Dear Diary, Guy was teasing me about my baldness again today, I just wish that he would know how it feels, please god, can you make Guy bald! Phil, Chris and Jonny burst out laughing and even Guy, still vomiting in the corner makes a little chuckle Phil: Haha!, Wait, there’s more. If you do make him bald I will let you become the new drummer! They all laugh again Phil: Ha! This is priceless, let me find a bit where I am at, so Phil, phil, Ha!, here we go, Phil spoke to me today, I felt so amazed, his beauty is amazing!…. As they all laugh again, Will breaks free from Jonny’s hold and grabs the diary and runs out of the Bakery crying Chris: What have you guy’s done?

that is the worst and most horrible thing i have ever seen! it must be a real cat? ain't it? It is disgraceful!

I got one :lol: But it was more of a friendship one ;) I'm glad you liked it I will be making more soon! :D I think it would be good to promote every story sort of so I am going to check all the time and the latest story will be put in the title for a bit more promotion!, Mine just happened to be first :lol: Thanks for all your help!

The ending with rousseau wasn't much of a massive revelation ending!, Who cares, that much, we have seen young Charles Widmore and people and french people? So obvious she would be there, Yes, i think it was the worst of the series so far but still really good, can't wait until tomorrow! :D

haha i won't anymore ;)

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3: Are you sure? Happy Valentines Day By the way :P

I mean that he LOOKS so young that he probabbly wouldn't know

:rolleyes: Yes my gay fantasies...:rolleyes: What about your Johnny Borrell and Chris Morris fantasies :lol:

ma sig ;)

Thanks :D :lol: And who represents me in this story then? :P

I'm glad you liked it :)

Honestly.....WTF?

^ that would be awesome! :D

A Short Valentines Day Story! It is February 14th, Valentines Day. Chris and the gang are about to perform at Wembley Stadium...Guy and Will are in a room backstage... Guy: I love you! Will: What? Guy: I'm talking to my hair! Will: What? Guy: Don't you just love my new hairstyle? Will: Not really... Guy: You take that back! Guy puts a comb up to Will's throat Will: What are you doing, why are you holding a comb? Guy: Shut up! Well, being the most handsome member of Coldplay, I HAVE to look my best! Chris enters Chris: Excuse me Guy, did I hear the word........Handsome? Guy: You sure did! Chris: Good job i'm here then! Guy: Why? I am handsome. Chris: Uhh...yeah, okay, we'll go with THAT. Guy: I am, arn't I Will? Chris: Look, everyone knows the Coldplay order of handsomeness! It goes Me, Jonny, Phil, Will and then you Guy! Guy: You Have got to be kidding! Jonny enters Jonny: Did I hear my name? Chris: You sure did! I was just reading... Jonny: The Coldplay order of handsomeness, yeah, I know, am I still number two? Is Guy still number five? Chris: Yes and Yes Guy: Who made this anyway? Chris: Ian from Coldplaying. Guy: Ohhh, oh yeah, that guy, the one who looks like Simon Pegg? Chris: Yeah! Guy: But it's obvious that Will is the ugliest! Will: HEY! Chris: Umm, Guy, well...the list says different! Phil enters briefly Phil: 5 Minutes! Chris: Hey, Phil, you know about the Coldplay order of handsomeness, don't you? Phil: Of course! Phil exits with a cheeky grin Jonny: Let's get ready then! Guy: I'm not! Chris: Oh don't be stupid Guy! Guy: I said I am NOT playing! Chris: It's Valentines Day, this is going to be a great concert, and it is at Wembley! Guy: Forget it! Chris: Fine, we will just get another Bass Player! Jonny: Isn't Adam Clayton from U2 in the audience? Chris: Hey, yeah! Guy: You wouldn't dare! Chris: Try me! Guy: Oh....fine!, I'll come! Phil enters Phil: 2 Minutes Phil exits Will: Well, let's go! The four of them walk out of the dressing room and walk into the wings... Chris: You ready guys? Guy: Yeah Will: Yeah Jonny: Mr Handsome Number 2 is ready! Chris (smiling): Keep on smiling Jonny boy... A voice is heard on stage Voice: Now, the moment you have all been waiting for, here for all you lovers, it is....COLDPLAY! Chris, Guy, Will and Jonny walk on to the stage to a massive scream Chris: Hey guys, normally we would start with Life In Technicolor, but because of this special day, we are going to do something a LITTLE different, in fact, I'm not going to be involved, i don't know even what is going to happen, but our guitarist, Jonny has arranged something, so, let's see! Take it away Jonny! Jonny starts to play a beautiful guitar solo on his guitar and then begins to sing... Jonny: Love! Love! Love Everywhere! I Know I have a girlfriend, but sometimes I want a boyfriend so I am asking a man to have me!.......I am asking A MAN to have ME! I am asking a special man to hold and squeeze me, I am asking Mr Handsome....I am asking Mr Handsome....I am ASKING Mr Handsome number.....................................FOUR! I love you Will! Jonny runs up to Will and kisses him! Will: I love you too!

i'm hoping for a visit from all of them, some how they will have to figure out my address! :lol:, Nah, i hope it's something which can stay in all our memories forever

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvnPkGl2sf4]YouTube - 13-year-old boy is father to newborn girl[/ame] arrr he seems cute, i can't believe that he would know what sex even was!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! It's my mums birthday aswell :P

hey guys!, OMG! Feeder was awesome last night! :D

this is only the third name I have ever had! :rolleyes: And I can promise you I will never change it! Well not for a long time! And I havn't meant to knock off 2732 (Nick), I just love my name and thought it looks really cool and means something!, And hey Christa! Thanks, yeah I'm looking forward to tonight! :dance:

:lol::lol::lol: I would of loved to have seen that! :P

I Just want to announce my Username change!!! --------------------- I was first called DeathAndAllHisFriends, after the song, not much thought was put into that pick! :P Secondly I was called Si-42, It combined my name and my fave number and looked a bit 'robotey' and Sci-Fi y :P, But I have finally decided on my new one, 5142. 51 looks like SI (My Name) and 42, again my favourite number and I think it looks great! I would also like to thank Ian for changing it for me ;)

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Chris Martin :D

Walls (Ice Cream....Does that count? :P)