iPsy
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If you want to read the entire 'The Adventure' story, then here it is!:
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cool! how?, I love black books btw, Bill Bailey is a legend!
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I do it anytime, most of the time i sing along to it....some times tap my feet, click my fingers, dance, show people it, write songs of my own, while doing homework, while off down to the shop....
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Me!, It must me and you can hardly call Ricky Gervais and James Cordon genius's....
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oh and when Liam Gallagher died :rolleyes:
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oh i remember that :lol: did you tell your kids that one? :lol:
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994 ENJOY IT! ;)
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THE ADVENTURE: Part 8 ----------------------------------------- It's judgement day for the Martin family...Chris, Jonny and Apple have spent the night sleeping in the car and have arrived back home... Chris: Okay, Apple before we go in I need to tell you something Apple: What is it Daddy? Chris: Me and, um, your Mum have had a little argument and things won't be brilliant at the moment... Apple: What did you do? Chris: You know that I love your mum.. Apple: Yes Chris: Well I love someone else aswelll... Apple: Who?...Is it Will! Jonny: No!, Apple, it's me! There is an awkward silence, as Chris opens the door...upstairs Guy and Gwyneth are lying on top of each other...Gwyneth wakes up l Gwyneth: Guy!, WAKE UP!, I heard a noise...Uhh!, Ir's Chris, get him away! Guy is still lying asleep...Gwyneth picks up a stick which she has at the side of her bed for protection and hits Guy hard! Guy: OW!, What was that for? Gwyneth: Go and get Chris away! Guy: Anything for you! Guy waltzes downstairs humming the tune of 'Viva La Vida' Chris: Guy!, What are you doing here! Guy: Gwyneth doesn't want you near her! Chris: She is my wife! Guy: Then quit being gay! Chris: I can't just 'quit' being gay! Guy: Of course you can, I did 20 years ago when I kissed Will *shudder*, I'll never do that again! Jonny: Just leave us alone! Guy: Make me! Chris: Look if we continue fighting we might end up splitting up and you don't want that do you? Jonny: Of course not! Guy: I don't care, well I'm not coming back anyway! Chris: WHAT!?, But we will be lost without you! Guy: I can't play with a gay! Chris: Fine!, get out, we don't need you! Guy: I think it is you who should go!, I am with Gwyneth now! Gwyneth shouts from upstairs Gwyneth: No your not! Chris: Gwyneth!, I'm coming up there Guy: Your not going anyway near her! Chris: Get out the way! Chris punches Guy and runs upstairs Apple: Dad! What are you doing! Guy: ARGH!, Your in for it now Martin Guy runs after Chris! Upstair's, Chris has come face to face with Gwyneth... Chris: Gwyneth!, Please, listen to me! Gwyneth: NO!, You listen to me, You have to make a choice!- Me or Jonny? Chris: I!...Ugh...I choose... There is a gunshot from downstair's.... Chris and Gwyneth run downstairs... Apple: It was a man, this man came and shot Jonny! Chris: JONNY! JONNY! TALK TO ME! Jonny: Chris I love you! Chris: I know, I know, who did this? Jonny: It was Ross! Chris: You'll be okay, we have to get you to a hospital... Jonny: NO CHRIS!, I am dying... Chris: This can't be! Jonny: Sorry Chris... Jonny closes his eyes and quietly dies... Chris: NOOOO! Chris runs out and see's Ross running towards his car, he turns towards Chris Ross: I hate Lawyers! Ross speed's off, leaving Chris on his doorstep He walks back into his house... Gwyneth: I have rung Will, he is on his way round! Moses: Daddy!, What's happening now? Chris: Well, I'm staying here, Jonny was just....just a friend! Gwyneth: So you love me? Chris: Yes! Apple: Is Uncle Jonny okay, daddy? Chris: No!, he isn't....he's dead sweetheart Apple: NOO! Will arrives and walks in Will: I can't believe this has happened... Chris: Come on Will, come on Guy, come on Gwyn, come on Moses and Apple, let's go and get some breakfast.... All of them leave the room and walk into the kitchen, leaving Jonny's body on the floor...Jonny stands up and get's his phone out and ring's Ross.. Jonny: Hey thanks Ross, that taught Chris a lesson, thanks alot!, I've got to go now sorry! Apple walks in to meet Jonny Apple: Hey Jonny! Jonny: Thank's for helping! Apple: No problem, will we ever see you again? Jonny: When ever you look in the sky you will see the stars spell out the name 'Jonny Buckland'....Chris can't love me, he's got to have his family!, I will be back someday! Apple: Yep, bye Jonny! Jonny: Bye! Jonny walks out the house humming the tune to 'Fix You' ----------------------------------- THE END
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hahaha, but why are you here then if it's not a snow day? :P
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I feel like giving Jonny a bit of love today! :D
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woah, us about the same, but are school is still on but people who live away and go on buses can't go because they buses arn't running
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sorry....:(
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Glass Of Water 24 + Life In Technicolor ii 21 Prospekt's March/ Poppyfields 18 Rainy Day 13 Now My Feet Won't Touch The Ground 6 -
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HAHAHA :lol:
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WOO!, Come on Coldplay! :dance:
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what's a Latke?
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HAHAHA!, That made up for it!....a LITTLE bit ;)
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UGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Terrible pun there Mark! :P