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oooh thanks guys!, I'm glad you lot are still liking my story! :dance:, It can't go on forever and there may only be one or two more parts and they will hopefully all be posted today at one point! :dance:

It's a snow day and my school is closed! WOO!, Is anyone else's?

THE ADVENTURE: Part 7 (i FOUND TIME TO MAKE IT!) ----------------------------------- At the Gay Bar, Ross is closing up, a barman is with him... Ross: Ahh, what is wrong with me? Barman: Your brilliant! Ross: I mean, I almost died back then...and yet I feel no anger... Barman: That is what you call deluded, mate! Ross: I need Jonny back! Ross run's out of the bar, leaving the Barman on his own... Barman: Ross! ROSS!, Who's Jonny? Meanwhile back at the Martin Household, Chris and Jonny are enjoying themselves...they are kissing... Jonny: Ahh, I love you soo much! Chris: And I you! Jonny: But, Chris, CHRIS!, You are married! Chris: She's on TV, she's not real! Jonny: I'm being serious, we can't carry on like this! Chris: I'll leave her then! Jonny: Would you?...Really? Chris: For you!....Anything!...I just need to go to the hospital and pick up Apple! Jonny: Okay Before Chris and Jonny go into the other room to meet Gwyneth, Moses, Will & Guy they share another passionate kiss Gwyneth: There you are Chris...Anyone would have thought you two were having sex! Chris: Haha, yeh... Jonny: Oh don't be ridicolous!, Hahaha.....ha Moses: Mummy what does sex mean? Guy: Well Moses sex is when two people rub each other really hard and sometimes one of the people fall inside the other! Moses: WOW!, Can I have sex with you? Gwyneth: GUY! Gwyneth slaps Guy Gwyneth: How dare you speak to my child about stuff like that! Guy: Oh shut it Gwyneth, in fact, I don't care....Chris, I've got something to tell you...me and Gwyneth have been having an affair! Chris: WHAT? Gwyneth:....what? Guy: Yeah, that's right, but it's over now, I'm just going outside, you and Gwyneth can be left to kill each other! Guy walks out, blowing a kiss to Gwyneth... At the police station, the Wierd Man has come in for questioning... Policeman 1: Sooo....what's your name, then? Wierd Man: Me name? Policeman 2: Yes, your name! Wierd Man: There be a funnie stori behin' me name' u kno'. It al' happenen' twent' year ago... Policeman 1: All we want is your name... Wierd Man: But... Policeman 2: Okay, so your name is But?....Second name? Wierd Man: But... Policeman 1: So your name is But But! Wierd Man: Noooooooooo Policeman 2: Are you from Africa? Yes, and what happened then... Wierd Man: Waaa? Policeman 2: And what happened was Waaa...okay we're done, Tim, let's get a coffee Policeman 1: Yes, let's... The two policemen walk out, hand in hand and head towards the coffee machine... There is a knock at the Martin household...Jonny goes to answer, it is Ross Ross: Jonny, I thought I would find you here! Jonny: ROSS! Ross: Yes it's me, I love you Jonny, kiss me! Ross pulls Jonny towards him for a kiss as Chris watches on in anger... Jonny: I don't want you Ross! I want Chris! Gwyneth: What! Ross: What? Will: OMG! Guy: Time to make my move, hehehe! Chris: Jonny, this is not the right time! Gwyneth: Is what he is saying true Chris? Chris: What... Gwyneth: Does Jonny love you? Chris: Why don't you ask him? Gwyneth: Jonny, do you love Chris? Jonny: Yes, I love him and I don't care who knows it! Gwyneth: And do you, Chris, love Jonny? Chris: I....I Jonny: Say it! Chris: Yes!, I love Jonny! Will: Well I never saw that coming... Gwyneth start's crying! Gwyneth: How could you? Gwyneth runs upstairs crying.. Guy: I better make sure she's alright... Guy follows her up Chris: Moses, I think you should go to bed Moses: But, but...daddy! Chris: GO! Now! Moses runs upstairs with tears running down his eyes Ross: Well, Jonny, you will see me in court! Ross run's out the house Chris: Will, can you leave please! Will: Yeah sure, I'll see you guys tomorrow then? Chris: Don't count on it! Will smiles and walks out the house... Jonny: I can't believe what you have done! Chris: Neither can I, look, we can't leave Apple any longer, come with me to the hospital to pick her up! Jonny: Okay! Chris and Jonny walk out the house and into Chris's car.. At the hospital, Apple and the Cloaked Figure are in bed's next to each other... Apple: What colour is you plaster? Cloaked Figure: Pink...What's yours? Apple: Blue, can we swap? Cloaked Figure: I don't think we can... Apple: So what is your name, then? Cloaked Figure: I don't have a name... Apple: Don't lie to me... Cloaked Figure: I mean I don't like to have a name. Apple: So you do have one... Cloaked Figure: Yes Apple: Tell me, please, I can keep a secret! Cloaked Figure: Okay, but you promise not to tell anyone! Apple: I promise Cloaked Figure: My name....is....Banana! The hospital turns silent for a few seconds then burst into fits of laughter as Chris and Jonny burst through the doors... Chris: What is so funny? Apple: Dad!...Jonny! Chris: Hey love! Jonny: Y'alright Ap's? Apple: I'm alright but he's not Chris: Who's that? Apple: This is Banana, Banana, this is my Dad and Jonny Buckland... Banana: Uhh...hi! Chris: Come on let's take you home! Banana: Thanks! Chris: Not you!, Apple! Apple: Where's Mummy? Chris: Ummm, at home, come on let's go! Apple jumps out of her bed and holds Chris's hand and waves goodbye to Banana with her other hand! Banana: Seeya Apple!, It has been fun, whenever I kidnap again you will be the first one! Apple: Thanks Banana, seeya! Banana: Bye! Apple, Chris and Jonny walk out of the hospital, leaving Banana with a nurse.. Nurse: Okay. umm, Banana, let's get you ready to go home...who's gonna pick you up? Banana: Umm, ummm, ummm, my, ummm, mum Nurse: Okay what's her name? Banana: Ummm, Lemon! Back at the Martin Household...Guy is comforting Gwyneth and Moses listen's on Guy: Don't cry, please, you look ugly when you cry! Gwyneth: Oh, you are sweet Guy!, maybe your not to bad after all, maybe there is a chance for us! Guy: You mean...your leaving Chris? Gwyneth: Yes! Moses listen's in with horror, run's downstairs and collapes in tears at the bottom! -------------------------- TO BE CONTINUED!

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Haha!, Thanks ;) ;) I'm glad you liked it! :D Well thank you but I am performing two shows of Joseph tonight so I won't be doing the next one today, it will be here tomorrow ;) hahaha!, Don't tell them :lol: YAHOO! :D

Check them out, guy's seriously!, they are really good, the lead singer is my science teacher, he's such a great guy and a great teacher!, so check out his band! http://uk.youtube.com/user/HemingwayRevue

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nah, i think it will be Joe and George and i don;t like Nicola either :P

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IN NO ORDER: Viva La Vida or Death And All His Friends- Coldplay Prospekt's March- Coldplay Join With Us- The Feeling Slipway Fires- Razorlight A Hundred Million Suns- Snow Patrol The Script- The Script Day And Age- The Killers Songs For You, Truths For Me- James Morrison Perfect Symmetry- Keane Fleet Foxes- Fleet Foxes Partie Traumatic- Black Kids Oracular Spectacular- MGMT Cage The Elephant- Cage The Elephant St. Jude- The Courteeners Here We Stand- The Fratellis Searching For The How's And Why's- Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly. Off With Their Heads- Kaiser Chiefs Konk- The Kooks The Age Of The Understatement- The Last Shadow Puppets Minutes to Midnight- Linkin Park Pretty Odd- Panic At The Disco Dig Out Your Soul- Oasis Emergency- The Pigeon Detectives Vampire Weekend- Vampire Weekend We Started Nothing- The Ting Tings

Esther Rantzen and Timmy Mallett left in the last few days Oh and Brian Paddock left last night and Nicola had left tonight!

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THE ADVENTURE: Part 6 ---------------------------------- Moses is waiting nervously at the house for the arrival of the Ambulance... Moses: What am I gonna do? I'm a child who has just knocked two people out, I'm on my own in a big house, i've got two famous parents and they probabbly won't even believe my name.... There is a knock at the door....Moses goes to answer, it's the Ambulance... Ambulance Guy 1: Hello, son, are there any adults about? Moses: Uhh, no.. Ambulance Guy 1: We're you the one who rang us? Moses: Yes, there upstairs, follow me! The Ambulance Guy's follow Moses up the stairs where the Cloaked Figure and Apple are laying on the floor, Moses, without them looking, jets down the stairs and out of the house... Meanwhile, not far away from the Martin household, Gwyneth is laying in the middle of the road, sobbing... Gwyneth: CHRIS! CHRIS!, Where are you? A Car's headlight's beam on Gwyneth and the car starts speeding towards her... Chris, Jonny, Guy and Will, meanwhile are on their way back to the Martin household... Chris: Faster, Will, Faster...I know I shouldn't of let you drive!.... Will: Well Chris, I am not the one who has been arrested, so you just be quiet! Jonny: WAIT!, There's a women in the road! Guy: STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP! The car slows down narrowlly missing the women, The Guys get out of the car.... the women is Gwyneth! Chris: Gwyneth, is that you? Gwyneth: Yes!, Chris and you almost killed me! Chris, Guy & Jonny: IT WAS WILL! Will: Hey Chris it was you who told me t- Chris: QUIET Will!...Anyway Gwyneth, what are you doing, it's not safe for you to be out here on your own, there are crazy pervert's like Guy and Will around! Guy and Will: Hey! Gwyneth: I was mugged, they took everything but my clothes! Guy: Don't worry I'll take those! There is an awkward silence...until Will breaks the silence... Will: Hey!, Is that Apple over there? Chris: No, but it's Moses!....Moses, MOSES!, Over here! Two men walk over to Chris... Man 1: Here I am! Man 2: Why do you want me? Chris: No!, I meant my son! Man 2: If he gets to wear clothes like you, then I'm your son! Chris: Get out of here....SON! Moses runs over two Chris and the two of them embrace... Gwyneth: Why have you been out? Moses: You left me at home! Chris: Oh no, we are so sorry, this is terrible, you have been wondering the streets and your sister is missing! Moses: Yeah, missing... Chris: We'll just get home and then ring the police when we get there! Moses: Okay... The six of them jump in the car and head over to the Martin Household... Chris: Come on guys, let's go and get a drink! Guy: Ooh, I'd love a drink, wouldn't you Gwyneth? Gwyneth: Uhh, yes! The home phone rings... Chris: I'll get it! Chris picks up the phone and is surprised to hear that it is the Hospital and that Apple is there... Chris: GWYNETH! They have found Apple and she is at the hospital and they have also found a man who calls him the 'Cloaked Figure'... Gwyneth: Huh? Will: Huh? Huh? Guy: Huh? Huh? Huh? Jonny: Huh? Huh? Huh? Moses: Oh, um....Huh? Chris: Yes, Huh? indeed... Look, we need to go and pick her up! Gwyneth: Okay! Jonny: Can I just speak to you Chris for a minute in private? Chris: Yeah, sure... Jonny and Chris walk into another room... Chris: What is it then Jonny? Jonny: I love you! Chris: Take me now! Chris walks over to lock the door, turns to Jonny and enjoy a sexy romp! To be continueed.... Sorry that this one was a day late!

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Yep!, I got a mini holow chocolate reindeer yesterday, it was well cool, in the foil and everything! :dance:

ME WITH MY ADVENT CALENDER ;)

I'll do some pictures...

isn't it here yet?...Ahh, i've got to go in a minute :bigcry:

:D What will happen next? Part 6 will be up tomorrow :D

Just a thought, it would be nice to have Life in Technicolor (Instrumental) over the top of 42...That WOULD be interesting ;)

Glass Of Water 23 + Prospekt's March/Poppyfields 18 Life In Technicolor II 19 - Rainy Day 11 - Now My Feet Won't Touch The Ground 8 Postcards From Far Away 3