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Ugh!, No, i hate metal :P TNP likes Keane

Zemy you are awesome! :D

Chocolate Cake!

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YES!, I Love it! Spaceman- The Killers

Is a cool guy! :dance:

What the HELL is that? No! :P TNP Is crazy

me :D

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Glass Of Water 22 + Prospekt's March/Poppyfields 18 Life In Technicolor II 19 - Rainy Day 12 Now My Feet Won't Touch The Ground 8 Postcards From Far Away 3

Viva La Vida 75 Strawberry Swing 68 In My Place 63 + Life In Technicolor 59 Warning Sign 42 Yellow 40 Lovers In Japan 38 Amsterdam 28 - Violet Hill 24 Death And All His Friends 5

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THIS WEEKS SEE'S TAKE THAT GET THEIR ELEVENTH NUMBER ONE! 1 Take That Greatest Day (Polydor) http://www.takethat.com/ 2 Beyonce If I Were A Boy (Columbia) http://www.beyonceonline.com 3 Ti Ft Rihanna Live Your Life (Atlantic) http://community.trapmuzik.com/ 4 The Killers Human (Vertigo) http://www.thekillersmusic.com/ 5 Katy Perry Hot N Cold (Virgin) http://www.katyperry.com/ 6 Alesha Dixon The Boy Does Nothing (Asylum) http://www.aleshadixon.co.uk/ 7 Britney Spears Womanizer (Jive) http://www.britneyspears.com/ 8 X Factor Finalists Hero (Syco Music) http://tinyurl.com/6rgfys 9 Akon Right Now (Na Na Na) (Universal) http://www.akononline.com/ 10 Girls Aloud The Promise (Fascinatio) http://www.girlsaloud.co.uk 11 Guru Josh Project Infinity 2008 (Maelstrom) http://tinyurl.com/58aj4v 12 Pussycat Dolls I Hate This Part (Interscope) http://www.pcdmusic.com/ 13 Same Difference We R One (Syco Music) http://www.samedifferenceworld.co.uk/ 14 Kanye West Love Lockdown (Mercury) http://www.kanyeuniversecity.com/ 15 Kings Of Leon Use Somebody (Hand Me Down) http://www.kingsofleon.com/ 16 Pink So What (Laface) http://www.pinkspage.com 17 Kings Of Leon Sex On Fire (Hand Me Down) http://www.kingsofleon.com 18 McFly Do Ya/Stay With Me (Super) http://www.mcflyofficial.com/ 19 N-Dubz Papa Can You Hear Me (All Around The World) http://www.myspace.com/ndubz 20 Leona Lewis Forgive Me (Syco Music) http://www.leonalewismusic.co.uk/ 21 Lemar If She Knew (Epic) http://www.lemar-online.com 22 Duffy Rain On Your Parade (A&M) http://www.iamduffy.com/ 23 Kardinal Offishall Ft Akon Dangerous (Geffen/Kon Live) http://www.kardinaloffishall.com/ 24 Rihanna Ft Justin Timberlake Rehab (Def Jam) http://www.rihannanow.com 25 Script Breakeven (Phonogenic) http://www.myspace.com/thescript 26 Saturdays Up (Fascinatio) http://www.thesaturdays.co.uk 27 Take That Rule The World (Polydor) http://www.takethat.com/ 28 Rihanna Disturbia (Def Jam) http://www.rihannanow.com 29 Jennifer Hudson Spotlight (RCA) http://www.jenniferhudsononline.com/ 30 George Sampson Get Up On The Dance Floor/Headz Up (Syco Music) http://www.georgesampson.co.uk 31 Snow Patrol Run (Fiction) http://www.snowpatrol.com/ 32 Katy Perry I Kissed A Girl (Virgin) http://www.katyperry.com 33 Chris Brown Ft Keri Hilson Superhuman (Jive) http://www.chrisbrownworld.com/ 34 Sugababes Girls (Island) http://www.sugababes.com 35 Alicia Keys & Jack White Another Way To Die (J/third Man) http://www.aliciakeys.com/ 36 Bellamy Brothers Let Your Love Flow (Curb) http://www.bellamybrothers.com/ 37 Mariah Carey All I Want For Christmas Is You (Columbia) http://www.mariahcarey.com 38 Nickelback Gotta Be Somebody (Roadrunner Records) http://www.nickelback.com/ 39 Madonna Miles Away (Warner Bros) http://www.madonna.com/ 40 Sash Ft Stunt Raindrops (Encore Une Fois) (Hard2Beat) http://www.sashworld.com

THE ADVENTURE: Part 5 --------------------------------------- The Police have arrived at the river where Ross is lying in the water...A wierd man called the police and is at the scene... Wierd Man: Ooh, I was walkin' down ere bridge when i noticed something lyin' in the water wit' them ducks nd i fort to meself, eh, that doesn' luk like a duck nd then i fort, ey, he luk's a bit like me, then i fort is it my bruver, nd then i fort no bt it's a human bein' nd then i fort, he don't luk too good so i rang u nd here we are! Policeman 1: Yes you said all that on the phone... Wierd Man: Ooh Ei, I did... Policeman 2: Okay, so let's get this body out the water... The two policemen walk into the river and pull out Ross when he opens his eyes and runs out... Policeman 1: My goodness! Wierd Man: Bi gum, he's alive! Meanwhile Jonny has arrived at the Gay Bar where he meets Guy who is crying... Jonny: Where's Chris? Guy: Arn't u going to ask why I am crying? Jonny: Arn't you going to ask how It went with Ross? Guy: Fine, how did it go? Jonny: Don't Ask! Guy: But you just asked me to! Jonny: Just don't!, Where's Chris then? Guy: Apple has gone missing, him and Will have gone to find her! Jonny: What? Well we've got to help him! Guy: But where is he? Jonny: Just follow me, I have a feeling where he may be! Guy and Jonny run out the bar and catch a bus! Meanwhile Chris and Will have arrived on a hilltop... Will: Why are we here? Chris: I need to think! Will: Think about what, Your daughters gone missing you know! Chris: She's only an Apple! Will: What are you saying? Chris: I meen she's only Apple, no, your right, what am I saying? Let's go.... (Chris's phone vibrates) Ooh, I've got a text, it's Guy! Chris reads the text silently to himself... Chris: We need to stay here! Will: Why? Chris: Just shut up!, We're staying here! Jonny and Guy are still on the bus... Jonny: Thanks for letting me use your phone Guy! Guy: No problem, how much further is it? Jonny: Not much, we'll be there in about ten minutes.... Meanwhile, Gwyneth is walking down the street where she see's a group of youths...they start walking up to her Youth 1: Hey, Babe, are you that Movie star? Gwyneth: I don't know what you are talking about... Youth 2: Yeah, it is, your one married to that puff guy from moldclay! Gwyneth: It's COLDPLAY! Youth 3: Haha, it's definetely her, Gwyneth right... Gwyneth: Yes... Youth 3: Well Gwyneth, give us your handbag! Gwyneth: No! The three Youths push Gwyneth over and take her handbag and run off, leaving Gwyneth in the middle of the road... At the Martin household, Apple is on the floor unconcious and Moses and the Cloaked Figure are staring at each other... Cloaked Figure: What have you done to Apple? Moses: Stay away! Cloaked Figure: I'm just checking if she is alright! Moses: STAY AWAY! Cloaked Figure: So are you Apple's brother? Moses: Yes! Cloaked Figure: Oh cool, so, where's your mum and dad? Moses: I don't know! Cloaked Figure: What do you mean you don't know, have they left you on your own? Moses: Shut up! Cloaked Figure: Just let me check how your sister's doing! The Cloaked Figure bends down to check on Apple, and Moses raises the lead piping and hit's the Cloaked Figure round the head, he falls on the floor, unconcious aswell, Moses checks in the Cloaked Figure's pocket for a phone, he finds one and dials 999 Moses: Hello, Ambulance please! Moses: Yes, my sister needs help! Back at the hilltop and Jonny and Guy have arrived... Chris: JONNY! Jonny: Hey Chris! Chris: I am so glad that you are okay! Will: Hey Jonny! Guy (sarcastically): Yeah I am fine guys! Will: Who asked you? So we've got to go and find Apple! Chris: Yep!, Hey Jonny, where's Gwyneth? Jonny: I don't know... Guy: She left me at the bar... Chris: No problem, I'll just ring her... Chris pulls out his phone and rings Gwyneth but there's no answer Chris: Huh, no answer, i'll try the home phone... Chris dials home but it is engaged... Chris: Huh, it's engaged, I think we should get back to my house then, come on guys! Guy: Excuse me, there is only one Guy! Chris: And that's Jonny! haha Guy and Will: Very funny... The four of them jump into Chris's car and head towards the Martin household! --------------------------- TO BE CONTINUED....

I'm glad you have liked them! :D, And EPIC? Really? haha, I am in the process of writing part 5 and it will be ready soon! :dance:

I totally agree, it was very overly produced!

THE ADVENTURE: Part 4! ------------------------------------------------------ The Cloaked Figure and Apple arrive at The Martin household... Cloaked Figure: So, is this your house? Apple: Yep! Cloaked Figure: It's very big... Apple: Well my dad is a big pop star and my mum is a big movie star! Cloaked Figure: Don't get snobby with me little girl, i know some stuff about your dad, some nasty, sordid stuff! Apple: What does sordid mean? Cloaked Figure: It means shut up and open the door! Apple: Okay Apple opens the door and the Cloaked Figure and Apple walk in Back at the gay bar, Gwyneth and Chris have arrived... Gwyneth: Why is this club called 'Ross's Gay Bar'? Is there something you need to tell me? Chris: Uhh...Uhh, Will really wanted to go! Gwyneth: I knew it!, I always thought he was gay, nothing like you and Jonny, you two are as straight as a straight line, hahaha! Chris: Uhh...yes, now let's get in there The pair run into the gay bar...., meanwhile Jonny and Ross have arrived at Ross's house, they are having a drink on the sofa! Jonny: So, it's a nice house you have here Ross: Well I own the bar don't I, I have the money! Jonny: Oh, you own it do you? Ross: Oh yes! Jonny: So, are you gay? Ross: Huh? Jonny: Are you gay? Ross: What? Jonny: Are you queer? Ross: Pardon? Jonny: Are you homosexual? Ross: Say again? Jonny: Do you like dick? Ross: Certainly not!, I'm not gay! Jonny: What? Ross: Are you? Jonny: Uh, no, of couse not! Ross: Oh good, so you don't mind coming into my bedroom? Jonny: No way!, get lost, Chris is a million times better than you! Jonny runs out of Ross's house crying At the Martin household, The Cloaked Figure and Apple have arrived... Cloaked Figure: So, where is Gwyneth? Apple: Who? Cloaked Figure: Your mummy? Apple: I don't know, she might be up on the 20th floor or if she wants fun, on the 36th! Cloaked Figure: Go and look for her! Apple: Okay! Apple starts running up the stairs, followed by the Cloaked Figure meanwhile on 44th floor, Moses is in his bedroom Moses: What's that noise?... Moses hears the Cloaked Figure shouting 'Gwyneth' Moses: *gasp* He want's mummy, well he's not going to get her! Moses picks up a piece of lead piping which happens to be in his room and waits behind his door, waiting for the Cloaked Figure to come... Back at the Gay Bar, Chris and Gwyneth have met Guy and Will... Chris: Hey Guy, Hey Will, how are you doing? Guy: I'm fine, how are you Gwyneth? Gwyneth: I'm fine thanks Guy! Guy: You have the most beautiful eyes! Gwyneth: Not now Guy! Chris: Apple has gone missing, we have got to find her, where's Jonny by the way? Will: He's met a guy and has gone back to his! Chris: What!? Will: Is that a problem? Chris: Uhh, no of course it isn't, come on we need to find Jon-, I meen Apple!, let's go! Guy: I'll stay here with Gwyneth! Chris: Okay, come on Will! Will and Chris run out towards Chris's car Guy: So Gwyneth, do you want a drink? Gwyneth: No, thank you! Guy: Come on, have one! Gwyneth: Fine but only one! Guy walks towards the bar to get the drinks, while Gwyneth sneaks out of the bar... Jonny is leaning on a bridge by a river, he's staring down at the water... Jonny: This has made me realise how much I love Chris, *sigh*, what am I going to do? Ross run's up to him... Ross: There you are!, I was getting worried! Jonny: Get lost! Ross: Come on, give me a hug! Jonny: No, because you don't mean it, I love Chris, I am GAY! Ross: Get away from me you gay freak! Jonny punches Ross and throws him into the river! Jonny: Oh no, what have I done? Jonny's phone vibrates, he's got a text from Chris... Jonny: AHH!, A text from Chris, 'Jonny, Will has told me that you have met someone else but I still love you, come back to me, please'....Oh Chris, of course i will, okay, reply, oh no, I'm out of credit!.... Jonny cries again and starts running to the gay bar...leaving Ross in the water... Back at the Martin household, Moses is waiting for the Cloaked Figure to come up to his floor!, he hears a noise and quickly opens the door! Moses: Ahah!, you won't get mummy! Moses hit's someone...it's Apple! Moses: Oh no, Apple.... Cloaked Figure (Running up stairs): What was that Apple, I heard a voice... The Cloaked Figure and Moses look at each other and both at the same time say: Who are you? ----------------------------------- TO BE CONTINUED...

oh thank you very much!, I am glad you liked them!, I'm very rarely called funny! ;) I really appreciate it ;) :kiss:

Glass Of Water 22 Prospekt's March/Poppyfields 18 Life In Technicolor II 19 - Rainy Day 12 + Now My Feet Won't Touch The Ground 8 Postcards From Far Away 3

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My Chris and Jonny love story :D: At Chris and Gwyneths House In London, Chris and Gwyneth are lying in bed talking.... Chris: Hey, now that the Viva tour has finished there is something I have been meaning to ask you for... Gwyneth: What is it Chris? Chris: I want S- Chris is interrupted, there is a large knock on their bedroom window, Chris gets out of bed and walks towards the window, and opens the curtains, it's Jonny! (Shocked) Chris- Jonny? What the hell are you doing here? Jonny- I've come to say hi! Chris- But your at my bedroom window! Jonny- Well arn't you going to let me in? Chris reluctantly opens the window, Jonny climbs into their bedroom... Jonny- Thanks Chris, oh hey Gwyneth, isn't it cold, do you mind if I get into bed with you? Gwyneth- uhhh Jonny jumps into bed Jonny- Thanks, hey Chris, we can't leave you out, come in too! Chris joins them...there is an awkward silence Gwyneth- I'm sick of this I'm going off to watch American Idol, I mean X Factor... Gwyneth walks out of the room Jonny- Chr-- Chris: Shh!, Don't talk Chris walks over to the bedroom door and sexily locks it and then, strips naked and jumps back into bed with Jonny....Who is already naked! Chris: Will you do it with me Jonny? Jonny: I thought you'd never ask.... The pair lock lips... Jonny: That is all I have ever wanted, that is all I need.... Jonny pulls out a gun, and aims it at his head.... Chris: What are you doing? Jonny: Goodbye! Jonny pulls the trigger, there is a bang and Jonny lies motionless on the bed Chris: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!, If I kiss thee lips again, maybe my sweet will come back to life? Chris reaches in to kiss Jonny's lifeless body... Chris: Thank you! Chris picks up the gun and aims it for his head and shoots....The room is in silence, Jonny sit's up! Jonny: Hey Chris, you do know it's not a real gun...Hey Chris... Jonny moves Chris's lifeless body, feels for a pulse and get's nothing Jonny: OHHH! NOOO!, But How???? AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

TO COMMERARATE MY 3000th Post! :dance:....Here is part 3 of The Adventure! ---------------------------------------------------- At the club, Guy Will and Jonny are left without Chris! Guy: I wonder where Chris is... Will: Oh, now you talk to me! Guy: Quiet You! Jonny: Hey you guy's, shut up!, we need to help Chris! A Man approaches Jonny Ross: Hello, I love a man who isn't afraid to get angry, I'm called Ross! Jonny: Oh hello Ross! Ross: So, do you want to get a drink, darling? Guy (to Jonny): Hey Jonny, you do know that he is gay! Will (to Jonny): And you do know that we have been in a gay bar for 30 minutes! Jonny: I know!, Yes Ross, I would love a drink Jonny follows Ross up to the bar...Meanwhile at 'The Butcher's', The Cloaked Figure is talking to Apple Apple: So, what is your name? Cloaked Figure: I don't have a name... Apple: Everyone has a name! Cloaked Figure: You call yours a name? Apple: Ohhh...what is your favourite animal? Cloaked Figure: A Black Panther Apple: What's one of those? Cloaked Figure: Uhh, you wouldn't like them, they eat Apple's! Apple: Really, like my daddy! Cloaked Figure: Who's you daddy? Apple: He's called daddy Cloaked Figure: *sigh* What's his real name Apple: Daddy Cloaked Figure: *sigh* Well what does he do for a job? Apple: Daddy's in Coldplay! Cloaked Figure: *gasp* Is he Will Champion? Apple: No, he's Chris, well that's what my mummy calls him! Cloaked Figure: Oh, um, okay... Apple: Daddy sings Cloaked Figure:...Badly! Apple starts crying Cloaked Figure: Look, I'm sorry, please don't cry! Apple: I want to go home! Cloaked Figure: Wait!, Is your mummy Gwyneth Paltrow? Apple: Yep, that's right! Cloaked Figure: Okay, you can come home if you bring your mum to me! Apple: Okay! Cloaked Figure: Great!, Now let me take you back and you bring your mum to me, okay? Apple: Yes! Cloaked Figure: Good girl, now let's go The pair skip out of The Bakery and into the car. At the Martin household, Chris has just arrived! Chris: Is everything alright? Gwyneth: No, no, Apple has gone missing! Chris: Not Apple....NOT APPLE! Gwyneth: We need to find her! Chris: Okay, come jump in the car with me and we'll go and get the guys to he;p! The pair run out and jump into the car, leaving Moses on his own At the gay bar, Jonny and Ross are getting ever closer... Ross: You are great Jonny!, so you say you are the lead singer of a band called Hotplay! Jonny: Yep!, It's great! Ross: How about if you come back to mine for a glass of wine? Jonny: A Glass of Water? Ross: No, a glass of wine! Jonny: Oh that's good too! Ross and Jonny run out of the bar, holding hands, leaving Guy and Will on their own!