Everything posted by iPsy
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I've finished my Adventure Part 2, It is on the previous page ;)
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Download Lhuna (duet with Kylie) on Monday! [1/12/08 World Aids day]
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The Adventure Part 2 ---------------------------------------------------------------------- At The Martin Household, Chris, Gwyneth and Moses are eating their drumsticks oblivious to the fact that their daughter has gone! Chris: Hey Gwyn, pass me the tomato sauce! Gwyneth: In America we call it Ketchup! Chris: I Don't care, just give it to me! Moses: Mummy am I American At The Same Time, Gwyneth says: Yes and Chris says: No Gwyneth: Yes she is, he is my son! Chris: No she isn't, he is my son! Moses: What am I then Daddy? Chris: British Gwyneth: No, sweetie, you are American Chris: Can't he be both? Gwyneth: I Don't swing that way!, Anyway, where is Apple? Chris: Probabbly in her room, anyway, I've got a rehearsal with the guys, I'll catch you guys later! Gwyneth: Goodbye my British hunk! Chris: Bye! Chris walks out the door Moses: Mummy, what's a hunk? Meanwhile the cloaked figure has taken Apple to a warehouse, on the front there is a sign which says 'The Bakery', The pair walk in, holding hands Apple: Hey this is where my daddy works! Cloaked Figure: No he doesn't! Apple: Yes he does, he works at this place, it's called 'The Bakery' Cloaked Figure: Ugh, this isn't 'The Bakery' it is, uh, 'The Butcher's' Apple: Oh, Okay (Muttering to himself) Cloaked Figure: Kids are so easy to trick, especially kids named after fruit! Meanwhile Chris has arrived at Jonny's house to pick up Jonny, Will & Guy Jonny: Hey Chris! Chris: Hey Jonny! Jonny: Hey Chris! Chris: Is This going anywhere? Jonny: Hey Chris! Guy: He's got a new hearing aid! Jonny: Hey Guy! Guy: Just ignore him Chris: I normally do anywhere, so, guys, do you wanna go out clubbing? Will: Yeah, sure Chris: Woah calm down Will... Will: All I was saying is that I would love to come! Chris (To Guy): I thought I told you to lock him up Guy: Sorry Chris Chris: Alright so let's go! Chris, Jonny, Guy and Will: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Back at The Martin household... Gwyneth: Oh my god Moses, I can't believe that Ruth left The X Factor it should of been Eoigan! Moses: Eoigan? Gwyneth: Yeah! Moses: Can I be called that? Gwyneth: Okay, that is you new middle name! Moses: Yeah! Gwyneth: If you get a new name, Apple will need one aswell, hey, where is she? Gwyneth runs up 12 flights of stairs upto Apple's room. Gwyneth: APPLE! APPLE?....Where are you? While Gwyneth is threating Chris, Jonny, Guy and Will are clubbing! Will: This is fun isn't it guys? Guy: Shut up Will! Chris: WAIT! STOP!, My Gwynnie sense is tingling, I have to go! Chris rushes out of the club, and jumps in his car and sets off towards his house! -------------------------------------- To Be Continueed....
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'Mummy, can I phone the pirates?'
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^ I Agree ;)
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The X Factor Thread
Updated 1st and 2nd Posts! :D....Semi finals NEXT WEEK!
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The X Factor Thread
Ruth Lorenzo has gone home tonight, what a shame :(
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haha thanks! ;)
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haha, I'm glad you liked it, I will make Part 2 tomorrow ;), When did you make yours btw?
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COLDPLAY- The Adventure Part 1 SYNOPSIS: This is going to be a big Fanfic, and this is part one!, Apple has gone missing and it is up to Chris and the gang to find her! ------------------------------------------------------ At the Martin household, Gwyneth is making Veggie Drumsticks... Chris: You know love, I told Ricky today that your making drumsticks, I love your drumsticks you know! Gwyneth: Well arn't you nice, I'll just Fix You with some drumsticks at the Speed of Sound while I Talk to you! hahaha, arn't I funny? Chris: Hilarious darling, just give me them! Gwyneth puts four drumsticks on Chris's plate Gwyneth: There you go, APPLE! Apple walks in Apple: Yes mummy Gwyneth: Oh, I didn't meen you darling, I was asking you dad if he wanted an Apple... Apple: If he wanted a me? Gwyneth: No, to eat Apple: But daddy wouldn't eat me, or would he?...Is this why he didn't write a song about me but wrote one about Moses! Gwyneth: Just eat darling...MOSES! Chris: I don't feel like singing now... Gwyneth: No, I was meaning our son, I am calling him in for dinner! Chris: Dinner? but I havn't written a song called Dinner! Gwyneth: Just eat you drumsticks! Moses walks in Gwyneth: Well arn't you getting a big boy, ooh, is that a new tooth you have? Look Chris he has a new tooth Chris walks over to Moses Chris: That's amazing! Gwyneth: Yep, he's got your teeth! Chris: And he's got your good looks! Chris and Gwyneth kiss, Apple stares at them in anger, and walks out, Chris and Gwyneth do not notice Gwyneth: You need to improve your kissing darling! Chris: What if I wrote a song about it, would that work? Gwyneth: It could do, It could do Meanwhile, outside the Martin household, Apple is walking down the street, alone, she starts talking to herself Apple: Mummy and Daddy only care about Moses, Mummy's a rubbish actress and I don't even like daddy's songs! A Cloaked figure aproaches Apple Cloaked Figure: Hello, little girl Apple: Hello, I am Apple, who are you? Cloaked Figure: Apple? Apple: Yes Cloaked Figure: O..........K, Well, do you want to have some sweets? Apple: Only if they don't have meat in! Cloaked Figure: What are you gay? Apple: No, I am a vegetarian Cloaked Figure: Well yeah, sure, come in my car Apple: OK Apple jumps into the Cloaked Figure's car, The Cloaked Figure closes the car door behind her, jumps in the front and drives off ----------------------------------- To be continued..
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I heard Guy, Will and Jonny each make 4 Million a year I'm not sure about Chris, i think he gets more!
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The Coldplaying Love!
No, I LOVE YOU MORE :kiss:
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Yep...so do I :thinking:
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OKAY NEW ONE!!!: It's a normal day at The Bakery, Will, Jonny and Guy have gone off for Sausage Rolls, Chris is on his own, there is a knock at the door, Chris goes to open it, it is Phil! Chris: Hey Phil, how's it going? Phil: There's something I want to talk to you about! Chris: You better come in then.... Phil pushes past Chris and into the Bakery, he sit's on the sofa and pats the side of him, gesturing for Chris to sit next to him, he does! Chris: So what is it Phil? Phil: I have just read on Coldplaying that some people think of me as the fifth member of Coldplay... Chris: Oh really? Phil: Yeah Chris: And your point is.... Phil: Don't jerk me around fella, where's my money? Chris: Money, what bloody money? Phil: For being in Coldplay, I hear about the amount of money you lot get, well, i want a piece of it! Chris: I think you better leave... Phil: I'm not going anywhere.... Chris: I'll set Will on you! Phil: AHHH! Not Will!, okay, I'll go, but I'll be back with my minions the other 'members' of Coldplay... Davide Rossi, Brian Eno, Markus Dravs and Rik Simpson!
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My first attempt at a wallpaper...
FAIL!, Haha only joking, it's really good! ;)
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hahahaha!...Okay, I'm about to make another one! ------------------------------------------------------------------- At Chris and Gwyneths House In London, Chris and Gwyneth are lying in bed talking.... Chris: Hey, now that the Viva tour has finished there is something I have been meaning to ask you for... Gwyneth: What is it Chris? Chris: I want S- Chris is interrupted, there is a large knock on their bedroom window, Chris gets out of bed and walks towards the window, and opens the curtains, it's Jonny! (Shocked) Chris- Jonny? What the hell are you doing here? Jonny- I've come to say hi! Chris- But your at my bedroom window! Jonny- Well arn't you going to let me in? Chris reluctantly opens the window, Jonny climbs into their bedroom... Jonny- Thanks Chris, oh hey Gwyneth, isn't it cold, do you mind if I get into bed with you? Gwyneth- uhhh Jonny jumps into bed Jonny- Thanks, hey Chris, we can't leave you out, come in too! Chris joins them...there is an awkward silence Gwyneth- I'm sick of this I'm going off to watch American Idol, I mean X Factor... Gwyneth walks out of the room Jonny- Chr-- Chris: Shh!, Don't talk Chris walks over to the bedroom door and sexily locks it and then, strips naked and jumps back into bed with Jonny....Who is already naked! Chris: Will you do it with me Jonny? Jonny: I thought you'd never ask.... The pair lock lips... Jonny: That is all I have ever wanted, that is all I need.... Jonny pulls out a gun, and aims it at his head.... Chris: What are you doing? Jonny: Goodbye! Jonny pulls the trigger, there is a bang and Jonny lies motionless on the bed Chris: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!, If I kiss thee lips again, maybe my sweet will come back to life? Chris reaches in to kiss Jonny's lifeless body... Chris: Thank you! Chris picks up the gun and aims it for his head and shoots....The room is in silence, Jonny sit's up! Jonny: Hey Chris, you do know it's not a real gun...Hey Chris... Jonny moves Chris's lifeless body, feels for a pulse and get's nothing Jonny: OHHH! NOOO!, But How???? AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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hahaahaha!, Nice, check out mine!
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ooh i have never seen that sorry! :P, But yeah, let's give this one a go!, I'll make one NOW!: (Shouting to the next room where Chris is on the computer) Will: Hey Chris come over here I want to see what you think of this new drum part! Chris: Okay, okay, let me just log out of Coldplaying! 15 Minutes later...Chris walks into the room where Will is Will: Where were you? Chris: On Coldplaying, I was talking to a girl called Ale who says she is Sexiest User but then i got into an argument with her as I was saying that I am sexier! Will: What's Coldplaying? Is it a new band trying to rip off us! Chris: Uhh...yeah, that's it! Will: If I find who they are I will kill them, whats their lead singers name? Chris: Ian Will: Well this Ian is going to get a cap in his ass! Chris: Yeah, go and get him! Will runs out the front door and down the street...Back in the studio, Chris runs back to the computer Chris: Okay, now to log into Coldplaying again!....What....'Banned'????....Oh nooo!, Will wait for me!!!!!
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FOR A COMPLETE LIST OF ALL THE FANFICS POSTED AND MORE, GO TO THIS LINK: http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/showthread.php?p=2804995 Thanks Cobalt! ------------------------------------------------------------- Post your fanfics here and share them with other Coldplayers. Comment on peoples fanfics, no mean comments though! There is lots of Coldplaying talent on this thread. Are YOU a hidden talent? POST HERE!
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Videos of NYC PS22 5th grade choir singing Viva La Vida
That was brilliant!
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HAHAH i just found this on you tube!!!
Your the man Chris! ;)
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The Coldplaying Love!
And We All Love you! :love:
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The Coldplaying Love!
I Wish I was going to Wembley..... ANYWAY!......SPREAD THE LOVE :love:
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Describe the person above you :D - PART I
Hates me....