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I've solved it! Satriani preemptively plagiarized Coldplay... Duh :P ... I wonder if that will hold up in court :thinking:

When I interned at Apple Corps, after a full day of work amongst an entirely British group of people, I'd come home and stare at my mom like :stunned: because I thought she sounded weird :P More randomness: You know the very first page of this thread? Does anyone still have those school pictures of Chris? I'd love to see/laugh at them :)

Awww :wacky: Is he scared Chris is going to fall off or something? :P Hmmm, random facts... Give me some time, I'll come up with some :thinking:

Generalizations, generalizations... :rolleyes:

Then modern music as we know it is scewed. Case closed.

me too :thumbsup:

Guys, I've had a premonition... In the year 3000, no one will be able to write new music anymore because every single chord sequence is an owned piece of intellectual property :stunned:

:laugh3:

That's completely ridiculous, you can't sue someone over a complete coincidence. What if you happen to write a paper that accidentally has the same sentence as another paper written years earlier, that you'd never looked at as a source? Should I sue you? Should you have to pay because bad luck? And stop being so damn condescending, it doesn't help your point, it just makes you look obnoxious.

:stunned: Every video? the plot thickens... :P

1) Lawyers can't work on a case unless they're experts in the issue at hand? :stunned: 2) Don't belittle us and be condescending. It's rude. 3) You have an issue with them releasing a polite statement, being professional, and defending themselves? You have no idea if they actually stole the song, so you can't say any sort of denial of plagiarism on their part is mishandling the situation. Psh, you're still going DOWN. Many Youtube users back me up on this one, and we all know that they're always right... So is Wikipedia. :blank:

Excuse me, Cobalt, but I have a degree in tongue-in-cheek caption pictures, and I can say definitively that you are a PLAGIARIST. Believe me. I use photoshop. Viva la FRAUDE! :laugh3:

:stunned: That sounds suspicious... Are you- *gasp*- plagiarizing?!?!?!

Cobalt, where do you GET all of those images? :laugh3:

:laugh3: Then you shouldn't have: a) posted with a giant "Viva la Fraude" picture, "Copyright Infringement World Tour" signature, and a name like "coldplagiarism". b) Reposted this after it was already moved.

Can someone please stop this guy? He already posted this thread before, and when it was moved to the proper thread, he posted it again... :rolleyes: No one's going to agree with you and buy your stuff on this board, whoever you are, go find some Joe Satriani board instead.

But tracylynn, this guy is obviously THE definitive source on this issue... :laugh3: Sorry, couldn't say that with a straight face ;)

^ And to beat them up :dozey:

Yeah, exactly. See? It's the weirdest thing ever... :confused:

God they took a lot of pictures :\ But I have to say that Moses is SO ADORABLE... just look at him! :wacky:

:dance: :dance: :dance: Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

Haha! I read that line too and went "what the HELL?" :stunned: And as an American who doesn't wish to be one, I do not protest your America-bashing (as long as you don't generalize and call us all nincompoops :laugh3: )

:o That's awesome! Last night we were 50-50, what happened? :dance:

:wacky: It is now time for my usual "Chris' hair is growing back" exclamation... *clears throat* YAYYY! His hair!:dance: Okay, done! Until the next pictures, anyway :P