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NO! UNDO IT NOW! DO IT MY WAY! MY FUCKING WAY!

... Did you really just do something by yourself? DO YOU HAVE ANY MOTHERFUCKING IDEA what you are... DEALING WITH HERE

NICK. DON'T BE A FUCKTARD. Copy this into your signature. [u RL=http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/showthread.php?t=68858][img ]http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/9357/cult.png[/img][/url] Then get rid of the spaces. There. Was that so fucking hard. Incompetent slave.

On top of that, nobody cares that hardcore fans don't think the fans at their concert were good either. I don't know if you guys are still talking about that, I stopped reading after the third page. But honestly, grow up.

Nobody really gives a shit.

Why?

No, but the real problem isn't people in the US having less babies, it's getting rid of all the Catholics that tell people to have 12 kids and giving Asians some fucking condoms already.

I did this shit first.

My Japanese teacher said they didn't have the right kind of flowers. My dad says they're dogwoods though. Nevermind, I looked it up and I think it's called a Bradford pear.

I wish I had synesthesia.

Well I've smelled must before and I have a vagina so what do you think?

And they all bloom at the same time. And they all smell like musty vagina. No fucking joke.

Apparently I'm a beast at puns

WOW look at this WHOLE LOTTER FUNNEE PUNS

They just couldn't live without each otter.:rolleyes:

I thought it was pretty good :snobby:

Two elderly otters who were best friends and lived side-by-side for 15 years have both died of a heart attack within an hour of each other. It's thought the second heartbroken animal passed away from the stress of watching his mate die. Daz and Chip – both male – lived and died at Naturelands Zoo in Nelson, New Zealand. Best friends: Daz, 19, and Chip, 16, died on the same night after living side-by-side for 15 years Best friends: Daz, 19, and Chip, 16, died on the same night after living side-by-side for 15 years Zookeeper John Miller said the Asian otters, who were 19 and 16 years-old, had been best friends for 15 years. It's thought that having each other for company kept them alive beyond the normal otter life-span of 14 years. According to handler Gail Sutton, the pair lived to nearly 100 in human years. 'They were a great pair of otters, they were interested in what was happening,' she said. The pair had been unwell for a couple of weeks but after completing treatment they were returned to their enclosure, only to be discovered dead the next morning. It is thought the stress of watching his mate die would have killed the second otter It is thought the stress of watching his mate die would have killed the second otter 'We were devastated and we couldn't work out quite what had happened with them,' Ms Sutton said. 'It brought a tear to my eye and it's making me well up now.' 'The only consolation from this is that they both went together because if one had gone without the other, the remaining one would have been really lost.' Staff at the zoo hope to introduce new otters to the park as part of their breeding programme. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1262787/Two-otters-die-hour-15-years-together.html#ixzz0jywekTnd They otter've done something. :rolleyes:

Is this the chavviest equestrian outfit ever? Katie Price sports leather bomber jacket on morning ride By Georgina Littlejohn Last updated at 12:54 PM on 02nd April 2010 * Comments (61) * Add to My Stories She's just launched a new collection of riding clothes - and you've have thought Katie Price would have jumped at the chance to show them off. But as the glamour model trotted through the Sussex countryside on one of her many horses, the Katie Price Equestrian Collection was nowhere to be seen. It was an unusual lapse for the savvy businesswoman who usually doesn't miss a trick when it comes to generating her own publicity. Earlier in the week, she had even used her own children Junior, four, and Princess, two, to model some of the younger outfits on her website. Good morning! Katie Price smiles for the cameras as she heads out for a morning gallop on one of her beloved horses When it came to her own riding attire though, Katie, 31, picked an outfit that had nothing to do with her four-legged friends at all. She was clad in a leather bomber jacket based on the tattoo designs of Californian artist Don Ed Hardy. More... * A model parent? Katie Price uses her children Princess and Junior to plug latest fashion line Maybe she just didn't find anything suitable in her collection for the unseasonably cold weather, with hoodies, t-shirts and lightweight jackets being the predominant items. Whatever the reason, Katie looked like she was enjoying her morning ride in the cold but bright April sun as she took some time out of her busy schedule to do what she love the most. Giddy up! Katie picks up speed as she steers her horse across a field Where are your designs, Katie? The model shows off another designer's jacket, despite launching a new collection for her equestrian clothing range She looked as though she was gathering her thoughts as she and a trainer from the stables ventured out into the fields, no doubt hoping the morning gallop would ease some of her stresses. According to reports this morning, Katie is said to be seeking help from a therapist for her obsession over her ex-husband Peter Andre's renewed friendship with reality TV star Kerry Katona. The two joined forces for a photo shoot and interview for OK! magazine in which they gushed about their love for each other. They insist that they are just good friends, having first developed a bond when they met on I'm A Celebrity...Get Me Out Of Here - in which Pete met Katie - their joint manager Claire Powell, who runs Can Associates, said it was an 'a really nice friendship'. But that hasn't stopped Katie airing her anger and frustration over their closeness, and according to sources, she always suspected Kerry was after Pete. Speaking to the Daily Star, a source said Katie's family have persuaded her to seek help after watching her become 'consumed with anger' over Pete and Kerry's relationship. Husband Alex Reid is even believed to have suggested they seek marriage guidance because he is 'fed up' with constantly being compared to Andre. Shall we go this way? Katie and her trainer leave the stables Deep in thought: Katie contemplates her recent troubles The insider added: 'Alex is beside himself. Kate won't stop going on about Kerry and Peter. 'Kate is convinced that Kerry was after Pete straight after the jungle and now she is saying: "See, I was right, I am always right". The source said Alex considers himself 'second best' to his wife's ex and is getting angry because she keeps making excuses not to go and view new houses, so they can start afresh away from the home she shared with Peter.' Katie, Kerry and Pete all met on the ITV jungle-based reality TV show, and when Katie and Peter were married, Kerry was their bridesmaid. But two years ago Katie and Kerry has a bust-up over her husband Mark Croft, 38, and had a pop over her boozy lifestyle and are believed not to have spoken since. Kerry hit back at Katie in the OK! interview, criticising Katie's treatement of Peter on her ITV2 reality TV show, and said: 'She totally crucified him talking about his b******* - I'm not surprised he ended up leaving her.' A source close to Katie last night denied there were any troubles, and said: 'Kate is fine. She and Alex are having a great time and are enjoying married life.' Tally ho! Katie and her trainer head off into the woods Ta ta! Katie heads off into the morning sun Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1263023/Katie-Price-misses-PR-opportunity-goes-leisurely-morning-trot-horse.html#ixzz0jyubEKdL fucking disgraceful

best thread ever!

Oh no, I feel low.

That isn't the question, the question is whether or not my deductive reasoning is correct. Get with the program.

The general definition for rape is when the rape-ee does not or cannot give consent. Rocks cannot give consent. Therefore having sex with a rock is raping the rock. Discuss?

No chance.

Psh, they are introduced to every initiate upon completion of the Ninth Rites.

You should kill yourself so there is no chance of the human race having to bear further propagation of your obviously sub-par genes.