Strawberry Rain

It's Chris actually. Ha, I'm a little blond girl with blue eyes and a weird face. :awesome: Oh, and a Steve Jobs-esque turtleneck.

:blush: Oh, and for some reason I imagine that everyone on Coldplaying looks like their avatar. Like Amy is a brunette with a hat and an earring, Ekmi is a girl covered with butterflies, Linda is 4 people at once, Cobalt is a blue thing, and so on. :bigcry:

Bob the Builder has a lot of talent compared to Shitney Spears.

It's in Swedish? I knew that... :embarassed:

Toblerone.

Whee! If only I knew Dutch! :dance:

Huzzah! THE FANFIC AWARDS ARE HERE! Oh, and I'm in love with Spring & Winter , Blood and Stone, How Could I Forget, and GAH I JUST LOVE EVERYTHING! :bigcry: I'm probably the youngest writer here. :P

$700? Oi! :wreck: I wish you lots of luck on that, If I could I would donate, but I cannot, so can I just donate a hug or something? :hug: What happened with cold_love? :confused:

Chris and Jonny make a porno. :awesome:

Bad... grammar... AHHH! I CAN'T TAKE IT!! *nervous breakdown* :confused:::inquisitive::veryangry2::embarassed::policeman::dizzy::wreck::wreck::wreck::beadyeyes::rockstar::hat2::dizzy2::chinese::evil::goofy::mad::whatever::borg::speechless::computer::wideeyed::beadyeyes2::rolleyes3::evilgrin::rolleyes4::bigcry::sad2::rolleyes5::furious::furious2::disappointed::furious3::worried2::snobby::thumbsdown::chris::awesome::braces::escaping3::escaping2::escaping: Holy shit! That's a lot of smilies!

Ohhh, this is all so exciting! Hi there, OLDplayers!

:wreck:

Ahh! The bad grammar makes my eyes burn...

Chris: Maybe if I pose like this I'll look sexier... Jonny: I wonder what's for dinner tonight... Will: SHIT I'M STUCK! Guy: ... Geese. :wacky: I know, bad LOL. Chris: WHEEE! I IS AN AIRPLANE! Chris: Ow! My ear hurts! I need a hug! Will: Maybe if I stare at the camera this photoshoot will take less time... Guy: Ugh, I wish they would hurry up! I have a major drinking session and one-night stand planned tonight! Jonny: ... Leoplurodon. Will: Is that a rotten strawberry in the dirt!? Jonny: Ohhh! A giant cake! Guy: Ooh! A hot girl! Chris: ... Am I the only one focusing on the camera?? " Dear Mum, I am loving camp! All the girls are following me, and they're cute too! But the thing is, I could've sworn I felt Chris breathing on my neck last night... He's been acting weird ever since Jonny left camp because of his severe allergic reaction to gherkin. Oh, and I've managed to take a bazillion pictures of the girls changing in the other cabin next door! Score! Love, Your Berry-Werry Jam" "Every time you wear neon pants, God kills a Guy Berryman. Get fashion sense. Think of the Guys." Yay for copying my previous Chris LOLs! :awesome: "Umm... this isn't porn. I swear." "Huh... tastes like banana." "School Pictures. Even Guy Berryman had to go through them." "What? This thing? No, this is hair." Interviewer: So Guy, tell me, do you know anything about Chris and Jonny's relationship? Guy: Well, they enjoy fu- Chris: AHEM! Guy: Oh, wait! Um... *looks down at paper* Christopher Anthony John Martin and Jonathan Mark Buckland are not in any sort of sexual relationship. They are simply close friends and wish that the press does not think otherwise. "Little did poor Guy know, he was about to be exposed on national television." "What do you mean, 'Have you gained weight'!?" Guy says: PEACE, LOVE, AND CAKE! Guy: Damn, this'll be worth thousands! Keep on thrusting, Chris! "Guy: That caption's right. In a few years, Coldplay will be all about ME! :charming:"

Dear Angie, Can you help me think of a clever question to ask you?

Well, more like sta- er, never mind! I'm going to post some LOLs right now! :uhoh: "Oh my God, that dress is hideous!" SEXY SINGLES IN YOUR AREA! Name: Chris Sex: Male Age: 32 "Hey sugar! Are you Lady Gaga, 'cause I wouldn't mind you taking a ride on my disco stick." For some reason, I love captions that spoof dating service ads. Oh, and CHEESY PICK UP LINES FTW. "Oh my God, she said WHAT?" Chris showing photo album to kids: "And this is picture of the band's first camping trip together. I had a rash at the time, and let's just say it spread." "OMG, that shade is sooo you!" Chris showing photo album to kids: "And this was my first job. I was a model." Okay, I just posted this and the previous pic 'cause they're sexy. "Dear Mom, Camp still sucks. The girls kept making fun of my severe crotch itch, the hikes are long and torturous, and I got a poison ivy rash on my thighs and chest while making love with Jonny in a meadow. Really want to come home. Love, Chrissy" "Lacking a prom date, Chris had to improvise during the slow dance." "What do you think of my new manicure? The cuticles FINALLY got cut back, and these French tips are gorgeous!" Chris showing photo album to kids: "And this was my headshot when I was auditioning to Wolverine." They're actually just pics from the chris thread you might've already read, but whatever. :escaping:

:facepalm: Sorry, I just really want to use that smiley. :awesome:

Dear Angie, Are the Beatles really more popular than Jesus?

Is my signature too big? I hope it isn't, I like it. ... Hah, that remind me of those scenes in movies, sitcoms etc where a woman is twirling around in a dress in front of a mirror, all dolled up for a party, and she turns to her friend and says: "Does my ass look big in this dress?"

*stupid post*

I adore you even more now! :wacky:

We should go around posting pics of cake on random people's profiles and say "YOU HAVE BEEN CAKED!". :wacky:

SQUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Today in school, my textbook mentioned Coldplay! :awesome:

This is amazing! :laugh1: Did someone say Toblerone? :awesome:

I choked with laughter on my Toblerone when I read the Virgin Islands joke. *waits for cake jokes to come flooding in*