Coldplaying@Hogwarts

Hey, remember me? Remember when I was relevant? Vote for me in Coldplaying.com's Awards this year as "Missing in Action 2012!"

I heard HLH on the radio a few days back. :P

"Fuck the Olympics, we're in Boston!" – Chris Martin at the 7-29-12 concert in Boston after "fucking up" Warning Sign and blaming it on the Olympics.

Does this mean "Fuck the Olympics, we're in Boston" was scripted?! :o

Heeeeeeeeey.

OH YES.

This is Guy Berryman's crotch. I took this photo. I was really close last night.

I now own Jonny's guitar pick, a VIP pass, and a Coldplay Groupie sticker. Not to mention 5 Xylobands and a buttload of confetti. More pics:

I also now own Jonny's guitar pick. ^_^ Here's the crotch.

Hey guys, it's me! The concert was beyond amazeballs. I am going to be posting some photos soon! ^_^ Including one of Guy's crotch. :sneaky:

OH MY GOD THERE'S NO MORE CAKE alternatively... OH YES JONNY YES YES YES :wink3:

OH MY GOD THERE'S NO MORE CAKE

On Jonny's birthday we should have Guy take pictures of the party... birthday cake photos would be lovely. :sneaky:

*no sign of Jonny* A few minutes later, in the unmarked white van, which has a piano in it: :chris: – OMNOMNOMNOMNOM *stuffs cake in his mouth like a ravenous lion* That night at the concert.... :chris: – Shit, I accidentally ate all the cake... what will Jonny lick off of my back now?!

:chris: – COME HERE JONNY BOY, I HAVE CAKE FOR YOU IN THIS UNMARKED WHITE VAN....

I'm sure tonight's Brit Awards will provide us with plenty to caption. :sneaky:

It's all my fault! I'm a naughty Coldplayer! Ahahahahaha! Chris: FEED ME, JONNY! I NEED YOUR CAKE! Will: EXPECTO PATRONUM!!!!!!!!!!!! Guy: They say that the size of your guitar makes up for the size of your – Jonny: ...ego. :sneaky:

Remember, I'm the one who started the whole Jonny Loves Cake meme.

Found this on tumblr. Made me lol.

PREACHER, AMEN. :dazzled:

May I keep the Charlie Brown music video? :charlie1: I'd like to give up the moment Chris fondled Guy during VLV at Liverpool Crisis, the 2009 Grammys, and "Who the fuck would want to be king" from the Liverpool Crisis gig.

I always wanted to make a graphic novel telling the story of Coldplay’s Mylo Xyloto, or at least the song “Charlie Brown,” my favorite Coldplay song ever. Now I don’t have to, because Coldplay and Mat Whitecross have done with celluloid what I only dreamed of doing in pen, pencil, and paper. The music video perfectly captures my mental image of the rebellious, love-struck ravers Mylo and Xyloto (whoever did the casting had to have read my freaking mind or perhaps my sketchbooks) and casts Coldplay themselves as house band the Lost Boys (or at least that’s what I’ve always had in mind.) Everything is as I imagined it when hearing the entire album for the first time, condensed into one mini-masterpiece of a music video. The romance, the ravers, the neon orgy, the carjacking, the graffiti, the fireworks, the fucking Xylobands – I’m simply blown away. And happy. Very, very happy. My favorite song by my favorite band is now my favorite music video. Thank you Coldplay. Thank you so much. :dazzled:

Having an eargasm because even without lyrics this is the greatest song Coldplay have ever done ever oh god oh god oh god :dazzled:

I'm lucky, I've heard it twice on the radio.

I heard Charlie Brown on the radio yesterday :)