Coldplaying@Hogwarts

I HEARD "WHAT IF" AT A RESTAURANT TODAY. "WHAT IF."

You impatiently wait for LP5 by listening to other bands on repeat. ...I'm looking at you, Green Day. You too, Smashing Pumpkins.

LP5 (to the tune of Yellow) Look at the rows Of CD's in the store I find it quite a bore No LP5? Hell no... :( It'll come along For blasting on iTunes And playing on the moon When LP5 says hello Your songs.... oh yeah, your songs will pwn Make Viva sound like a dusty drone The Grammys will be Coldplay's to own They'll be Coldplay's to own ((Jonny guitar solo here)) You'll top the charts A platinum seller, yes It isn't hard to guess That LP5's mellow We want to hear What Chrissy's boys have done I'll squee and sing "Square One" As LP5 bellows Your songs.... oh yeah, your songs will pwn Make Viva sound like a dusty drone 'Cause you know the fangirls will get high The fangirls will get so high.... ((Jonny guitar solo here)) It's true.... we're getting high for you.... we're getting high for you... we're getting high... Look at the rows Of CD's at the store Makes me want LP5 more....

When you're still waiting for the LP5, it doesn't really feel like being alive. (Christmas Lights) Confusion never stops, when the hell will LP5 drop? (Clocks)

"How long before it comes out, before the fangirls go crazy and shout? How long before we can survive listening on repeat Coldplay's LP5..." (Speed of Sound)

Well that was trippy

Jonny vs. Cake. This shall be interesting...

Can I claim the Viva La Vida music videos (both versions)?

^ Oh god yes

LOL, Chris circa Parachutes looks like my boyfriend

I finished Roadie. By far the funniest book I have ever read.

^ fixed.

Oops, it IS Guy! Lemme change that one up. Will, Jonny and Chris: Guy, don't jump! What will the fangirls say? Guy: Sorry, boys, I'm already in mid-air.... and they'll say it's the sexiest suicide of all time. Oh, and Jonny? Jonny: Yeah, Guy? Guy: Leave me cake on my grave every day, OK?

Oooh, yeah! She is. So I guess he's sharing cake with Jonny~

Will, Jonny and Guy: Chris, don't jump! What will the fangirls say? Chris: Sorry, boys, I'm already in mid-air.... and they'll say it's the sexiest suicide of all time. Oh, and Jonny? Jonny: Yeah, Chris? Chris: Leave me cake on my grave every day, OK? Jonny: Look at me, I'm cosplaying as Brian from the Monty Python movie! Chris, Will, and Guy: *singing* Always look on the bright side of life.... doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo doo....

Most likely Chrissy's doing something with the band or doing something with Gwyneth and the kids.

Can I keep this smiley: :dazzled:

If Coldplay covered something by Green Day, I'd explode with happy. :dazzled:

Roadie by Matt McGinn has the best words to describe Chris ever. :dazzled:

I took out Roadie from my school library. I am in love with Matt McGinn's descriptions of Chris. :dazzled:

If that old wedding theme is revisited....they'll probably play something old, something new (LP5), something borrowed (a cover) and something blue.... er, yellow

^ Epic. :dazzled: ...I think I am in love with this siggy.

^ :dazzled: :laugh3: Chris: "And Bono said I couldn't be in his Spiderman musical! I'll show him!" Coldplay tries their hand at recreating Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody video. How the band formed: Will: I'm bored. I can also play the drums. Jonny: I want cake. I can also play guitar. Guy: I'm hot. I can also play bass. Chris: And I'm incredibly good-looking. *turns* Wanna start a band?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHRISSY! :awesome: :dazzled: :cake:

I have that DVR'd permanently on my TV.