Coldplaying@Hogwarts

A Message > Speed of Sound Christmas Lights > The entirety of X&Y

Chris: So, me and Jonny are getting married. Don't we make a cute couple? Jonny: I can't wait for our wedding... more specifically the sex. ...I mean cake. Will: I bought this emo chain for my vest at Hot Topic. It cost $15. It's so sexy. Look into my eyes and obey my sexy emo-chained vest! Guy: ...Boys, there's a pole blocking my sexiness. Help?

Politik > GPASUYF

Rainy Day > Lovers in Japan

Can I claim the record player at the beginning of Christmas Lights?

42 > Don't Panic (see what I did there?)

Easy: Clocks (I can hit those high notes,) Viva La Vida, Yellow, The Scientist, In My Place, Talk Hard: I just could never do Yes. Too low! And for some reason, Christmas Lights is awfully hard to do without the song accompanying me. Fun: EVERYTHING!

Could I claim, perchance, the string section in both "Viva La Vida" and "Rainy Day"? I love me some epic string sections!

Last night I had a dream that Chris and Jonny were running around London shirtless (in the snow, no less) and throwing cake at each other. Then Christmas Lights started blasting from an ice cream truck (no clue why) and they started dancing like drunken Elvises. Then Benedict Cumberbatch and Matt Smith flew in on the TARDIS and started dancing like drunken Elvises too. And then I woke up.

I danced like a drunken Elvis again today. At a speech tournament.

OK this is my new favorite thread. :sneaky: :heart:

Hey guys! I am the keeper of this thread! Chris: So, we just released Christmas Lights. Wasn't it fantastic, boys? Let's go celebrate by posting the video everywhere and anywhere online! Jonny: I'm cold, I'm tired, I'm sex-starved, and I want cake. Guy: I'm too sexy for my scarf, too sexy for my scarf, so sexy I'll barf! Will: *smiling like a loony while thinking* I'm surrounded by idiots... (lol, Lion King joke.)

I dance like a drunk Elvis whenever I listen to this song. Which is all the freaking time nowadays.

I already have all the Elvis impersonators from the video. Sorry! :sweatdrop:

I've been listening to it on repeat for 48 hours now.

Can't believe no one's claimed it, but can I claim the piano riff in Clocks? Also, I'd like to claim the Jimmy Kimmel Live "Lost and Found" skit, the song Bloodless Revolution, and the FUGPLAY thread.

That's it. I now ship Chris Martin/Bruce Springsteen.

Yay, I own Jonny's love of cake! Can I own Chris's quote "I don't mind not being cool"?

Yay! I own LOLdplay, thus I own Jonny <3's Cake. Can I own Jonny's love of cake?

And Chris's Simpsons cameo?

Oh, can I also claim LOLdplay? (the thread)

If I was with you right now, no matter our genders, I'd kiss you.

CHRISTMAS LIGHTS ASDFASDFASDF AMAZING AMAZING AMAZING. The bit in the beginning of the Christmas Lights video where they're all on the floor makes me think the boys had a fourway before the filming started. :sneaky:

I also want the Elvis impersonators from "Christmas Lights" and Chris's vest-and-tie outfit from the video.

Can I keep Chris' sexy falsetto and Rainy Day?