Coldplaying@Hogwarts

Dude... LP5 track name possibilities already?

...you wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy singing Spies for utterly no reason.

I've already written some fanfics about it. :sneaky:

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My Toxic Memories?

Martin the Magnificent? Marry the Mole? Mysterious Time Machine? My Terrible Mistake? Murderous Teardrop Minions? Michael Thought Maybe? Monkeys Terrorize Morrocco? Mental Theatre Melding?

Recently had one where I was at some kid's party and Chris and Gwyneth were there. They kept wanting to take pictures with me and Chris was brushing some dog's teeth for no reason. It was odd.

AMEN TO THAT :awesome:

I'd love a collab with Green Day or Phoenix, especially Green Day. Maybe Mumford and Sons or The Killers. I'd also love a Coldplay rock opera. ROCK OPERA! It would actually be kinda cool to hear a Coldplay take on pyschedelic rock or grunge.

I have a folder on my desktop that is full of Coldplay photos. New word: Andrew Jackson

Dogs are adorable. Coldplay is adorable. New Word: Phylum

New word: Hairspray I am currently in a production of Hairspray at my high school. Hairspray is a musical. Musicals have music. Coldplay makes music. New word: Quinceañera

Dragons are epic win. Coldplay is epic win. New word: narcolepsy

A Coldplay song is called Green Eyes. Also, Chris has very pretty blue eyes. New word: thaumaturgy

I love fingerless gloves Fingerless gloves go on your hands Chris Martin has lovely hands Chris Martin is the lead singer of Coldplay New Word: Unobtanium

Don't shoot me when I say this. I have become very fond of Gwyneth over the past few months. From her fantastic Glee appearance (which proved she has pipes) to Country Strong (with songs penned by her more talented husband) to just watching stuff she's in (she deserved that Oscar for Shakespeare in Love) I just have found some respect for her. She's a lucky woman, being married to Chris Martin. But Chris is lucky too. He married a talented, zany, wonderful woman.

Can I be the keeper of Guy singing backup on "Speed of Sound", the 2005 SNL performance, and "Who the fuck would wanna be king?" from the Liverpool Crisis gig performance of Viva La Vida?

Tweezers are a kind of hygiene product Deodorant is a hygiene product Coldplay's first song was "Ode To Deodorant" New Word: Shamisen

My favorite book is about Sherlock Holmes. Johnny and Chris did a Sherlock Holmes parody in "Slashed." Johnny and Chris are members of Coldplay. Word: Amphisbaena. (look it up if you must)

In May for sure, but if it came out on August 11th I'd be quite happy. What would make a 17th birthday more perfect than a new Coldplay album? Nothing, that's what.

Oh, god, spring come NOW. I need my LP5.

^ lol. The Queen of Spain, the Princess of China....Chrissy's got quite a way with the ladies. Gwyneth better keep track of where her husband goes...

LP5 will be titled Masterpiece Underground.

^ lol at the Green Day title "Awesome as Fuck." Applies to Coldplay AND Green Day.

Can I keep the moment when Chris hugged/fondled Guy's chest during "Viva La Vida" at the Liverpool Crisis concert?